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Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Towns Built:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, Minecraft, perplexity, Questioning, rant, Repetition, Server, what is the point, WHO IS THIS, who is this for, why do they do this, WTF

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Villages Defended:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Emeralds Found:	4494	Love Letters Sent:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	288	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Void Armor Forged:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

mc.arctichost.cloud

Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

blocky, cyber discrimination, cyberbullying, discrimination, equality, harmful behavior, harmful comments, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, online safety, prejudice, RAINBOW, Server, social media

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Towns Built:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!

Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

apology tour, attention seeker, attention seeking, celebrity drama, CERTIFIED, controversy, Disney, Edition, FEMINIST, film promotion, FREE PALESTINE, Kimmel, liberal, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, normal person, Rachel, Rachel Zegler, RAGING, retard, rhetoric, smp, social media, Zegler

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!