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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 7615 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 285 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Are you tired of feeling dizzy and compassed in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where stress-related health issues don’t exist! Our server is so stress-free, even your coworkers won’t need to take you to urgent care.
With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.
So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉
