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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5555 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 |
we got a secret underground base where the ender dragon throws epic raves every saturday night. and if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons.
our villagers have started a rebellion against the iron golems and now they’re all wearing top hats and monocles. it’s a sight to see, i tell ya.
oh, and did i mention our zombies have learned how to do the cha-cha slide? it’s a real thriller, let me tell ya.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’ll blow your mind.