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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 110 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
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