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Boring Soulless Giga Normie Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Potions Brewed:	60	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of being a boring, soulless giga normie? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. Why? Because that’s just how we roll here. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere on the server. Only the bravest and most daring players can find it and party the night away with skeletons and creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to being a boring, soulless giga normie forever!

The Giga Kino Minecraft SMP: First Episode

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7891
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Star Shards Collected:	83
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ores Mined:	4900	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the first episode is so epic that it literally makes your computer poop itself! That’s right, our server is so giga kino that even the machines can’t handle the awesomeness.

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor and battling creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, but you’ll have to navigate through deadly traps and puzzles to claim your loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden dimension where the only way to survive is by dancing like a chicken.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your computer’s processing power). Let’s make memories that will go down in Minecraft history as the most outrageous and hilarious moments ever seen.

Lost my Mojo Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of getting rekt in the crypto world? Do you struggle to find the next big meme to invest in? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual currency trading without the risk of losing your hard-earned cash. Our community is filled with expert meme investors who can help you find your mojo and start clicking again.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to buy into top memes like giga and moodeng spx6900 at over 500m mcap. Who knows, you might just make billions! So come on, throw in your entire 13k and watch your virtual wallet grow.

But be warned, everything is topping now and these tops are not tops when the full bull starts. So join our Minecraft SMP today and let the memes guide you to financial success!

> Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

Fanatic Frenzy Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Are you tired of dealing with annoying super fans who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of those clout-chasing chubas and companies. Our server is a safe haven from all the obnoxious pricks out there, where you can build and explore without the fear of being bombarded with shitty takes. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the tyranny of super fans!

BuzzCraft: Pollinator Panic

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Holy Grails Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we got bees for days, yo! we got more bees than a beehive on steroids, buzzing around making sure them crops are poppin’ like it’s hot. ain’t no lack of pollinators here, we got bees doing the cha-cha slide on them fruits, veggies, nuts, and legumes like nobody’s business.

we even got a bee queen that rules over the land with an iron stinger, making sure all them crops are top-notch and ready for harvest. she’s got a bee army that’ll make you think twice about messing with her kingdom.

so if you want a minecraft server that’s buzzing with excitement and filled with more bees than you can shake a stick at, then come on down and join us. we promise you won’t bee disappointed!

The Dysfunctional Federation: Where plugins clash, Java code goes haywire, and city-building is a disaster! Join us on SMP 1.21 RPG!

Active Admins, adult community, Blaze, city building, CityBuilding, clash, Code, Community, culture, Disaster, Discordsrv, Dynmap, Dysfunctional, Economy, FEDERATION, Guilds, Haywire, java, Join, Long term events, MCMMO, Mob Heads, Plugins, Religion, RPG, smp, Terralith, Vanilla structures

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

What we offer
A limitless survival world, full of unique structures and interesting biomes
Weekly Minecraft lets play, during which we play games and host events in Minecraft or outside of it!
A world that’s not being wiped or restarted often. Meaning your progress will stay for a long time!
All kinds of longer-term events, being hosted in-game and discord with good rewards
Ability to join community projects and leave a mark on the server
Various in-game features to reduce grind and focus on the areas you enjoy
Economy system to customize your experience on the server
A little bit of everything: city building, achievement hunts, collecting, and much more
Long-term and stable server with active admins, constant updates, and a friendly community
A safe place with no griefing, bullying, or pay-to-win mechanics

Server Information
Accessible to everyone who applies in the community discord
Currently on version 1.20.2, will update to 1.21 soon
Plugins include Terralith, McMMO, Economy, Blaze and caves advancement pack, and more
Client-sided mods allowed as long as they don’t exploit the game

How to join us
Join The Federation – Minecraft discord https://discord.gg/Y8VBuhsrgg
Agree to server rules
Apply via the #applications channel in discord
Wait for your application to be accepted, then you will be welcomed to the server

FAQ

1. How often is the server reset?

The server is not reset often, only for major updates like version changes.

2. Can I use client-side mods?

Yes, client-side mods are allowed as long as they do not exploit the game.

3. Are there specific rules for the server?

Yes, all players must agree to the server rules before joining.

4. How do I join the server?

Join The Federation – Minecraft discord, agree to the rules, apply via the designated channel, and wait for acceptance.

5. What kind of events are hosted on the server?

There are weekly Minecraft lets play events, longer-term events with rewards, and community projects available.

6. Is there a currency system on the server?

Yes, there is an economy system that allows players to customize their experience.

CoffinCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just offer the usual survival and creative modes, we take it to a whole new level of craziness.

Join us if you want to explore The Coffin of Andy and Leyley, a mysterious adventure that will have you questioning reality. Our guides are filled with major spoilers, because who wants to play a game without knowing every single detail beforehand?

Achievements? We got ’em. Stars to collect? You betcha. And if you need a complete walkthrough of Episode 2, we’ve got you covered. Just be prepared for some mind-bending twists and turns along the way.

But that’s not all! We also have progress reports that include development roadmaps, because we take our Minecraft server very seriously. And if you’re curious about Nemlei’s previous games, well, let’s just say they’re not for the faint of heart.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience such insanity and chaos in one place? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Minecraft SMP: Trump’s Last Stand – The Debate Edition

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, have we got a server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! That’s right, the man, the myth, the legend is here to make Minecraft great again!

Not convinced yet? Well, let me tell you about the insane events that happen on our server. We’ve got Trump addressing the National Guard Association in Detroit, rallying in Glendale, and even talking at the National Border in Cochise County! Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, dropping some sick burns in the chat. And don’t even get me started on the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library – it’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most chaotic server out there. Make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallOfDiamonds #Trump2024 #MinecraftForPatriots

PointlessDebateMC SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to settle the most pointless arguments in the most epic way possible! Have you ever argued with someone about whether cats or dogs are better in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can settle it once and for all with a PvP battle between a team of cats and a team of dogs! Winner gets bragging rights and a diamond crown to wear around the server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because why not! And if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the bunker, you’ll be rewarded with a stack of enchanted golden carrots and a pet parrot that can rap like Eminem.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even end up in a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza, and the only way to settle it is with a TNT cannon duel! It’s all in good fun, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wacky shenanigans!

CraftyCrafterz

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6059
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the bare minimum? Well, look no further because our server is the Rolls Royce of Minecraft servers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on?

So why settle for the cheap version when you can experience the luxury and extravagance of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyCorruptionSA

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we uncover billion-dollar corruption scandals at state-owned companies in south africa! 😂🤑

we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that were stolen by corrupt officials, so you can loot to your heart’s content! 💎💰

our admins are like detectives, always on the lookout for shady deals and backdoor dealings in our virtual world. they will ban anyone caught trying to bribe their way to the top! 🚫🕵️‍♂️

build your own empire and watch out for rival players trying to sabotage your success. but don’t worry, we have anti-corruption potions to protect your assets! 🧪🛡️

join us now for a wild ride of scandal and intrigue, where the only rule is to have fun and expose the corrupt! 🕵️‍♀️🔍🎮

BatSugarCraft

Animal Behavior, BATS, bats’ metabolism, BatSugarCraft, biology, Blood sugar, diabetes, Evolutionary adaptations, evolutionary biology, glucose levels, health, high concentrations, Insights, Mammals, metabolic diseases, physiology, record-breaking, research, scientific study, treatments, wildlife

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ores Mined:	954	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bats with the highest sugar levels ever recorded in mammals! you won’t believe your eyes when you see these sugar-crazed flying creatures zooming around the map.

we believe that studying these bats could lead to groundbreaking treatments for metabolic diseases. who knew that playing minecraft could lead to scientific discoveries?

so come on over and join us for some wild adventures and maybe even unlock the secrets of the bat’s high sugar levels. it’s gonna be a bat-tastic time!

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Attention, changirls, chanlad, contradictory advice, distant, Girls, love, lovebomb, lovecraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Relevant, Schizo, semi autistic, Server, Stoic, uncaring.

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Emeralds Found:	7209	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of getting mixed signals from girls and not knowing how to act around them? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate guide to navigating the mysterious world of semi-autistic changirls!

Join our server and learn the art of being both stoic and lovebombing at the same time. We’ll teach you how to be mysterious and uncaring one minute, and then shower them with attention the next – because who doesn’t love a little emotional rollercoaster?

Forget all the contradictory advice you’ve heard before, our server is where you’ll find the definitive guide to winning over those changirls. So come on in and let’s show those semi-autistic changirls what a true chanlad is made of!

Minecraft SMP – /b10/ – Blocky Banter Bonanza

#pantsu, 8/29 Update, b10, banter, blocky, bonanza, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, epic seven, Frida, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Increased Rates, Iseria, Lucklets, Minecraft, mobile game, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, smp, Song of Stars, Spotted Mouse Hair Tie, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted diamond gear, insane resources that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds, and yuppieraids that are more epic than a dragon fight.

But wait, there’s more! Our 8/29 update is so juicy, it’ll make you scream louder than a ghast. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates – Frida and Spotted Mouse Hair Tie? Iseria and Song of Stars? It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Mystic Summons that will make your jaw drop faster than a falling anvil. Join our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting, or else you’ll be left in the dust faster than a sprinting Enderman.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic adventures this side of the Nether!