LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crops Grown:	5116	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

CreeperDating101

advice, Boundaries, Caution, Communication, CreeperDating101, DATING, Daughters, Experience, Fatherhood, guidance, Honesty, lessons, love, parenting, Protection, relationships, Respect, Safety, self worth, Trust, wisdom

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Emeralds Found:	5458
Magic Items Found:	6161	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Votes:	6510	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and you’ll be warned about the dangers of dating creepers – trust us, you don’t want to get blown up on your first date! Our players have some wild stories about their encounters with Endermen and skeletons while trying to impress their in-game crushes.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of safe zones where you can build your dream date spot without worrying about getting attacked by zombies. Plus, our server has the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience – nothing says romance like battling it out with your significant other in a virtual world!

So come join us and find love (or at least some diamonds) on our crazy Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just meet your blocky soulmate!

RedstoneRebelz

AfD party, billionaire, controversial, elon musk, extremism, far right, foreign affairs, German politics, germany, global politics, influence, international relations, Investments, newspaper, opinion piece, political commentary, public opinion, RedstoneRebelz, Support, Trump adviser, Wading

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	256	New Chunks Explored:	359526
Chimeras Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	3046
Void Gems Collected:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? elon musk, the dude who wants to go to space and stuff, he decides to write for a german newspaper. but get this, he’s supporting this far-right party called AfD. like, what the heck, elon? he’s all like, “oh, i have lots of money in germany so i can say whatever i want.” like, bro, that’s not how it works. but hey, if you want to join a minecraft server where anything goes, then come join us! we have crazy builds, insane mini-games, and even elon musk as our honorary guest! come see what all the fuss is about and join the madness today!

NOVA

Anarchy, Bans, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, Friends, Griefing, growth, Hacks, ip address, java, Minecraft, nether highways, No Resets, Nova, Obbi roof, Players, Projects, PvP, Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mines Excavated:	3375
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	52	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	A small team of friends working together to create the server
	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already completed
	Hacking and griefing allowed
	No resets ever
	200 GB server capacity

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I hack on this server?

Yes, hacking is allowed on this server.

2. Is griefing allowed?

Yes, griefing is allowed on this server.

3. Can I build my own base?

Yes, you can build your own base on this server.

4. Is PvP allowed?

Yes, PvP is allowed on this server.

5. Will the server ever reset?

No, there will be no resets on this server.

6. Is the chat moderated?

No, the chat is not moderated so you can say whatever you want.

7. Will I get banned for any reason?

No, you won’t get banned on this server.

8. How much server capacity is available?

There is already 200 GB of server capacity, even though the server is young.

For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord or connect to the Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

Unity Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, activism, anti-racism, Awareness, Bigotry, CHANGE, chuds, Crafters, Cut, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, inclusion, Justice, now.., prejudice, protest, racism, social justice, solidarity, Unity

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crops Grown:	7754
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Dragon Eggs Found:	5692
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	180

Yo, listen up fam! If you’re tired of all the boring, vanilla Minecraft servers out there, then you gotta join this absolute madhouse of a server.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and I’m talking mods that will make your brain explode with excitement.

Want to ride a unicorn into battle while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered, fam.

And don’t even get me started on the custom mini-games we have. Ever wanted to play a game of Minecraft where the floor is literally lava and you have to parkour your way to victory? Well, now you can, baby!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown. And remember, no racism allowed here, chuds!

OuchCraft SMP

#excruciating, accident, Ache, Agony, discomfort, emergency, Experience, Hospital, hurt, injury, INTENSE, long-lasting, Medical, most painful, OuchCraft, PAINFUL, physical pain, smp, soreness, Suffering, Trauma, Unbearable

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Emeralds Found:	945	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Ores Mined:	7158	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, I once stubbed my toe so hard that I thought I was gonna die, but then I joined this server and all my pain magically disappeared. It’s like a magical healing place, but with blocks and stuff.

Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.

So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCorpRage

action, action against corporations, anger, corporate greed, Corporations, CraftyCorpRage, denied, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare crisis, healthcare denied, healthcare industry, healthcare inequality, healthcare injustice, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare rights, healthcare system, massive anger

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-world problems like healthcare denial and corporate greed? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures and build your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can battle against evil corporations who are trying to deny healthcare to innocent villagers. Take down their CEO bosses in epic boss battles and show them who’s boss in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – we also have magical potions that can heal any ailment, including healthcare denial! Just brew up a potion of healing and watch as your health bar fills up faster than you can say “Obamacare”.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start fighting against injustice in the most fun and hilarious way possible! Who knew taking down evil corporations could be so entertaining?

CraftyBlockz: No Propaganda Zone

blocks, Censorship, Channels.., Communication, control, CraftyBlockz, Cyber Security, digital rights, Disinformation, EU, fake news, freedom of speech, Government, information warfare, messaging app, Misinformation, Propaganda, Russian, social media, Technology, Telegram, Zone

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Farms Harvested:	872
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

ok so like this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk, like whaaat? and if you join you get a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks, like BOOM! also, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players, so if you’re lame, sorry not sorry. oh and did i mention we have a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to party? it’s lit, fam. so come join us and let’s have a blast together in this crazy world of blocky goodness. peace out, homies!

Bloody Explosion Ape Land

ape, Bloody, bloody explosion apes, bug control, bug repellent, bug spray, bug squishing, creepy crawlies, entomology, explosion, Extermination, foul smell, infestation, insects, Land, odor, Pest Control, Pest Management, Pests, Smelly, squished, squishing, stink, stink bugs

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dimension Hops:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell you why you should join our server. first of all, we have so many diamonds that even the diamond king would be jealous. secondly, our creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. thirdly, our pigs can fly and drop bacon from the sky.

also, did you know that if you build a house out of dirt, it will turn into a mansion overnight? true story, bro. and if you find a chicken, it will lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor.

oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a giant dragon named fluffy who breathes rainbow fire? yeah, he’s pretty cool. so come join us and become a bloody explosion ape in the most insane minecraft server ever!

Parallel

Characters, Community, Discord, Economy, Features, Items, java, Journey, Lag, Lore, Multiworld, Parallel, photos, quality of life, rules, Shops, smp, Trading, Trials, Website, worlds

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Crops Grown:	1503
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

IP Address (1.21.3+)	play.parallelmc.org
Join our Discord	discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	www.parallelmc.org
Server Photos	Minecraft Forum

Server Features

Tricky Trials Update: Explore tricky trial chambers, craft powerful maces, obtain vault loot, autocraft, and collect unique items.
Custom Features: Explore rifts to other worlds, discover custom structures, fight through custom dungeons, and more.
Active, Dynamic Community: Friendly players willing to help with building, fighting, and gathering resources.
Participate in Lore: Players shape the server’s ongoing story since April 2020.
Active Economy: Shopping District with vanilla chest shops and custom goods.
Quality of Life Improvements: Wandering traders, shooting stars, player + mob head drops, XP storage.
NO LAG: Dedicated server hardware for lagless gameplay.

Server Rules

No griefing/looting (staff can roll back damages).
No hacking (anti-cheat system in place).
Respectful interaction with other players through chat and gameplay.
Find full set of rules on the website.

Join Parallel today to start your multiversal journey!

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I have the Minecraft version 1.21.3+?

Yes, the server is compatible with Minecraft versions 1.21.3 and above.

2. Are there any restrictions on exploring different worlds in the server?

Players are not restricted from exploring all aspects of vanilla Minecraft and can travel through different interconnected worlds such as space and a sky dimension.

3. Is griefing or looting allowed on the server?

No, griefing or looting is not allowed on the server. Staff members have the ability to roll back any damages caused by such actions.

4. Can I participate in shaping the server’s lore?

Yes, players actively shape the server’s story that has been ongoing since April 2020. You can learn more about it on the server’s website.

5. Is there an active community on the server?

Yes, the server has an active and dynamic community where players are willing to help with building, fighting, and gathering resources.

6. What kind of custom features can I expect on the server?

Players can explore rifts to other worlds, discover custom structures, fight through difficult dungeons, interact with characters, and more.

7. How can I report any rule violations on the server?

If you encounter any rule violations on the server, you can report them to the server staff members or refer to the server rules on the website.

8. Are there regular server events on Parallel?

Yes, there are regular server events that you can participate in. Join the Discord to stay updated on upcoming events.

Crystal Isles 1.20

animated short, character builds, Character Teaser, Citlali, crystal, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Exercise Surging Storm, Fischl, friendlist, genshin impact, Hoyofair, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, Neuvillette, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Shikanoin Heizou, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, sunset, Third-Party Tools, Tome of the Eternal Flow, useful links, Version 5.3, vortex vanquisher, When the Mists Fade, Wiki, Yaoyao, zhongli

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya! We got characters teasin’ each other like it’s a high school drama, with Mavuika shinin’ like a disco ball and Citlali showin’ off her rainbow colors! And don’t even get me started on that “Sunset” animated short, it’s like a trip to Wonderland, man!

But wait, there’s more! Version 5.3 is droppin’ like it’s hot, with an “Incandescent Ode of Resurrection” trailer that’ll make you wanna dance the Macarena! Plus, we got web events like “Mavuika: Training Day” and “Stand With Mavuika” that’ll have you yellin’ “YASSS QUEEN” all night long!

And if that ain’t enough to tickle your pickle, we got daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as a bad tattoo, redeemable codes for Primogems that’ll make you feel like a baller, and useful links for all your Wiki, Simulators, Maps, and Character Builds needs! So what are you waitin’ for? Join the madness now and let’s get this party started, baby!

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