Players: |
98/100 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: |
8 |
Cursed Statues Activated: |
3 |
Herobrine Sightings: |
8 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: |
37 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: |
5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
0 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: |
4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: |
2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: |
6 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: |
1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: |
1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: |
3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: |
68 |
Portal Loops Escaped: |
0 |
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