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CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Blowjob, Boundaries, CheaterCraft, Cheating, Communication, Drunk, emotions, Friend, Girlfriend, heterosexual, Humiliation, JOKE, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Motion, overreacting, Party, Questioning, relationship, Server, sex, Trust

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crops Grown:	9752	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of feeling betrayed and humiliated in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only betrayals you’ll face are from creepers blowing up your house! Our community is full of hilarious jokes and pranks, like pretending to pay for party supplies with virtual blowjobs. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating, so you can trust that your in-game girlfriend won’t be flirting with any exes. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

GFsGoneWildMC

anxiety, Boundaries, breakup threats, Communication, concert tickets, controlling girlfriend, Emotional Abuse, fear, Gaslighting, GFsGoneWildMC, Insecurity, Jealousy, location tracking, Manipulation, music artist, relationship issues, rules, social media, Spite, trust issues

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	9229
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Are you tired of being controlled by your significant other? Do you miss the days when you could listen to your favorite music without fear of breakup threats? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the tyranny of your partner!

Join our server and experience the freedom to explore, build, and mine without anyone telling you what to do. No more uninstalling apps to track your every move, no more giving up your favorite artists, and definitely no more missing out on concerts you’ve been looking forward to.

On our server, you can be your own boss, build your dream world, and listen to all the music you want without any judgment. Say goodbye to controlling partners and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and reclaim your independence!

PixelPals Minecraft SMP

classic video games, favorite quotes, gaming catchphrases, gaming memories, gaming memories forever, gaming nostalgia, gaming phrases, gaming quotes, gaming sayings, iconic lines, iconic video game quotes, memorable gaming moments, memorable phrases, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PixelPals, smp, unforgettable moments, video game, video game catchphrases, video game memories, video game nostalgia, video game quotes

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, like we’re basically living like Minecraft royalty. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Steve who likes to blow things up for fun, like he’s our own personal TNT dispenser. It’s hilarious, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant statue of Notch made entirely out of golden blocks, because why not? And every Saturday night, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (just kidding, it’s actually made of foam, but still cool, right?).

So if you wanna join in on the craziness and make some new friends (or enemies, depending on how good you are at PvP), then come on over to our Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin! Remember, diamonds are forever, but our friendship is priceless. Let’s do this, gamers!

ToxicCraft: Block & Ban Fam

Ban, BLOCK, coping with toxic family, dealing with toxic family, Dysfunctional family, fam, family conflict, family counseling, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, family stress, Family Therapy, setting boundaries with family, toxic behavior, toxic family, toxic family members, toxic family support, toxic parents, toxic relationships, toxic relatives, toxic siblings, ToxicCraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Towns Built:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	433607	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your frustrations by building a giant lava pit to throw them into. Watch them burn while you laugh maniacally from your diamond throne. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and together you can rule the Minecraft universe with an iron hoof!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life drama behind and come join us for some epic llama-led adventures on our Minecraft server. Your toxic family members won’t know what hit them!

TibetQuake Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, China, disaster response, earthquake, earthquake preparedness, emergency response, Fatalities, geological fault, Humanitarian Aid, infrastructure damage, Minecraft, natural disaster, rescue efforts, Richter scale, seismic activity, seismic intensity, seismic waves, Server, Sichuan province, tectonic plates, Tibet, TibetQuake, tremor

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Items Found:	1877
Runes Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	1702
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing shaking is your booty while you build! we got more fun than a tibetan earthquake, with dozens of players dropping dead from laughter at how awesome this server is!

our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on top of mount everest, except without the freezing cold and lack of oxygen. you’ll be climbing to new heights of fun and excitement as you explore our vast world filled with surprises around every corner.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime! just make sure to hold on tight, because this server is gonna shake things up in the best way possible!

BlockBidenMergerMadness

antitrust, Biden administration, BlockBidenMergerMadness, business news, Competition, corporate, corporate merger, court case, economic impact, global market, government intervention., Industrial, lawsuit, legal action, legal dispute, Merger, Nippon, regulatory decision, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Star Shards Collected:	300	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

LOL, ok so like, imagine this: you join this EPIC Minecraft server and it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even U.S. Steel and Nippon are suing the Biden administration over not being able to merge with us. That’s how LEGENDARY we are, fam.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might even get to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. YOLO, amirite?

Cousin Sleepover Fun!

acceptance, Boundaries, consent, controversial, cousin, Diversity, equality, family, Fun, Gay, Incest, judgment, LGBTQ, love, moral, relationships, sexual orientation, Sleeping, sleepover, societal norms, stigma, taboo

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mines Excavated:	3533	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Hey you! YEAH YOU! Do you love Minecraft but get bored of the same old servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of insanity and chaos that will have you questioning your own sanity!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! That’s right, you can dance the night away with explosive beats and killer tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can! Our fearless leader, Steve the Pig Rider, will guide you through epic quests and battles that will have you laughing until you cry!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret society of llama farmers who are also expert ninjas. You never know when they’ll swoop in and save the day with their deadly spitting skills!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! And remember, on our server, sleeping with your cousin isn’t wrong if you’re both gay!

Forever Chem FunCraft

Brain, chem.., Chemicals, discovery, Environmental, findings, forever chemicals, funcraft, health, Implications, investigation, molecular clues, nervous system, neurotoxic effects, perfluorinated alkyl substances, Pollution, polyfluorinated alkyl substances, research, Science, study, Toxicity, Toxins

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4461	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

so, like, u know those forever chemicals that sound all fancy and stuff? well, turns out they can mess with ur brain, like, big time. but, like, don’t worry, cuz we found a way to, like, make them fun! join our minecraft server and u can, like, build a whole world out of forever chemicals! it’s, like, totally safe and definitely won’t turn u into a mutant or anything. plus, u get to, like, battle other players with forever chemical weapons and ride forever chemical-powered unicorns. it’s, like, the most epic adventure ever, dude. so, like, come join us and let’s get weird with forever chemicals!

We kindly ask you to join the Hardcsorsurvival Minecraft server

admins, Anarchy, challenge, Community, gameplay, Gaming, Hardcore, Hardcsoresurvival, INTENSE, Join, lags, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

: Complete Anarchy, no rules, admins, lags.

Hardrssurvival.aternos.me:33992

Crafty Cheers Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, celebration, Champion, cheers, cheers to that, Crafty, elation, exultation, good times, Happiness, hooray, joy, jubilation, Land, Party, positive vibes, success, toast, triumphant, Victorious, Victory, winning, winning moment

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Yo, bros, listen up! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, then you gotta check out this place! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something – we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box! And our mobs? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius! Plus, our builds are so epic, they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer this pixelated world together! We won. Cheers!