Giant Tea Pot Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SpyCraftNorway

arrested, China, citizen, diplomatic incident, Espionage, espionage activities, espionage allegations, espionage case, espionage charges, espionage conspiracy, espionage suspect, foreign relations, intelligence, international relations, investigation, national security, norwegian, SECURITY, Spy, SpyCraftNorway, suspicion

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/100	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gods Slained:	0

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this crazy story about a norwegian dude who got caught tryna spy for china. like, what even?! if you wanna be part of the madness, come join us on this epic minecraft server. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos. join now before the norwegian spies come for you too!

NarwhalCraft: The Ocean’s Unicorns

Arctic animals, horned whales, majestic beings, marine life, marine unicorns, mystical beings, mythical creatures, narwhal behavior, narwhal conservation, narwhal facts, narwhal sightings, narwhal symbolism, NarwhalCraft, Narwhals, ocean creatures, ocean unicorns, oceans, sea animals, sea unicorns, tusked whales, underwater wonders, unicorns

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/100	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where narwhals are the unicorns of the ocean. u can ride them into battle against evil mermaids and krakens. we have a secret underwater city where u can trade with the fish people for rare items like enchanted seashells and sea cucumbers. our server is protected by a giant jellyfish that zaps griefers with its electric tentacles. join us and be part of the most bizarre and fantastical minecraft adventure ever!

CraftyFckr Minecraft Server

CraftyFckr, Fuck you Playing Anger Frustration Insult Game Displeasure Rage Offended Provoked Annoyed Irritated Upset Hostility Outrage Disgust Antagonized Confrontation Conflict Aggression, Minecraft, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/400	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us if you want to be constantly trolled, griefed, and pranked by our team of mischievous moderators. We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you try to survive in our chaotic world where the only rule is “Fuck you for playing!” So if you’re a glutton for punishment and enjoy a good challenge, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive our insane server!

DepressedCraft Minecraft Server

agnostic, Bible verses, Christian, CONVINCING, cute, DATING, DepressedCraft, depression, Eventually, feeling, female version, humor, instagram, Life, Liking, Minecraft, Music, Personality, Resources, same, Server, Silently, Slowly

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/100	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Are you tired of pouring all your resources into trying to convert someone to your beliefs just so you can date them? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let the power of block-building and pixelated pigs bring you closer together in ways you never thought possible.

Our server is filled with cute agnostic girls who are just waiting for you to subtly convince them to become Christian so you can live happily ever after. We guarantee that by the time you build your first diamond castle together, she’ll be liking Bible verses on your Instagram story faster than you can say “creeper”.

So why waste time and energy on real-life conversions when you can join our server and let the magic of Minecraft do all the work for you? Join now and start building your love story, one block at a time!

BabyDaddyDramaCraft

baby daddy, BabyDaddyDramaCraft, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Decision making, emotions, ex boyfriend, family, Fatherhood, involvement, long distance, love, Motherhood, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Ultrasound

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/400	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Void Gems Collected:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Farms Harvested:	342	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

🤣🤰 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is as rare as finding diamonds in a cave! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this rollercoaster of a pregnancy story!

Looking for a server where you can mine, build, and navigate complex relationships all at the same time? Look no further! Our community is full of surprises, just like finding out your ex is planning to move 12 hours away because he’s afraid of his mom’s opinion.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with exes, ultrasounds, and long text messages in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? 🤣🤰

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, China, Chinacraft, Chinese, Commerce, Competition, Economy, electric vehicles, environmental impact, EU, european union, export, global market, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, policy, regulations, Server, Tariffs, Taxation, Trade

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/900	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Farms Harvested:	985	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magic Items Found:	8840	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

lol so like, u know how the EU be all like “nope, u gotta pay more for them electric cars from China”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we got no tariffs, just pure fun and craziness!

join our server and u can ride around in electric vehicles all day long, no extra charges! we even got flying cars and teleportation devices, cuz why not? who needs tariffs when u can just zoom around in style?

plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta fight off a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant creeper boss. it’s like, totally intense and u gotta use all ur minecraft skills to survive. but don’t worry, if u die, u just respawn and try again!

so come join us on our server, where the only thing u gotta worry about is how many diamonds u can mine in a day. forget about tariffs, we’re all about having a blast and laughing till ur sides hurt. see u there, fellow minecrafters!

TrussCraft: LizLostToLabour

British politics, Campaign, conservative party, constituency, Defeat, election, Former Tory, general election, Government, labour, liz truss, LizLostToLabour, loses, Member of Parliament, opposition, Politics, prime minister, Seat, TrussCraft, uk, Voting

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/600	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ FORMER TORY PRIME MINISTER LIZ TRUSS GOT KICKED OUT BY LABOUR PARTY AND NOW SHE’S BUILDING A CASTLE IN DA GAME TO GET REVENGE! U CAN HELP HER OR TEAM UP WITH LABOUR TO STOP HER! IT’S A POLITICAL SHOWDOWN IN MINECRAFT, WHO WILL WIN?! JOIN NOW FOR ALL DA DRAMA AND CHAOS! #TEAMTRUSS #TEAMLABOUR #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

PhaseCraft: Parents’ Nightmare

acceptance, ARTISTRY, career, Commitment, culture, death metal, Dedication, family, genre, heavy metal, Music, Musicians, Nightmare, parents, Passion, Perception, phase, PhaseCraft, Rebellion, stereotype, Support, Wonder

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/900	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Towns Built:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

LOL u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. like, u know how parents of death metal musicians be like “it’s just a phase”? well, on this server, we embrace the metal vibes 24/7. we got creepers headbanging to blast beats, skeletons shredding on guitars, and zombies growling like lead singers. it’s a total headbang fest, dude.

but that’s not all, fam. we also got flying pigs that drop bacon bombs, talking cows that tell dad jokes, and dancing llamas that break it down like it’s nobody’s business. it’s a total party up in here, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground rave cave where all the mobs go to let loose and party like there’s no tomorrow? yeah, it’s lit, bro.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is to have a good time and rock out like there’s no tomorrow. see you on the flip side, my dude.

Quarantined SMP: Where hermitcraft meets your mom’s basement – 16+ only!

Active players, apply, Backpacks, basement, Builds, Community, create mod, discord server, Forge server, Google form, hermitcraft, Hermitcraft-like, long-term world, looking for players, meets, Minecraft, minigame district, Mods, moms, Quarantined, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Survival, Trust, vanilla tweaks, Waystones

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/700	Votes:	2069
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	New Chunks Explored:	143055
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Minecraft Server Info

Version	1.20.1
Type	Close community, long term world
Survival	Proper survival with shopping district and minigame district
Mods	Forge server with light mods (waystones, backpacks, Vanilla tweaks) + create mod

Overview:

This server is a Hermitcraft-like server with about 9 consistent players. We are looking for more players to join our close-knit community. We focus on collaboration and trust to create amazing builds together. Our target is to have 12-15 active players on the server.

Join the Server:

To apply to join the server, please join the Discord server or fill out the Google form:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How many players are currently on the server?	There are about 9 consistent players, but we are looking to expand to 12-15 active players.
What type of server is it?	It is a Hermitcraft-like server with a focus on community-building and collaboration.
What mods are used on the server?	The server uses light mods such as waystones, backpacks, Vanilla tweaks, and the create mod.
Is there a minimum age requirement to join?	We prefer members to be 16 years or older.

MirrorCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, Minecraft, MirrorCraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-conscious, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-empowerment, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Emeralds Found:	4604
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of looking at your blocky, pixelated self in the mirror and feeling like a total Minecraft noob? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is a 10/10 diamond block hottie! Join us and watch as your Minecraft avatar transforms into a pixelated Adonis or Aphrodite, guaranteed to make all the other players swoon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to see who has the most stylish skin, the coolest house, and the most impressive diamond collection. The winner gets a virtual crown made of emeralds and bragging rights for eternity.

And if you’re feeling a bit down about your lack of Minecraft skills, don’t worry – our server is full of friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand (or a pickaxe) to help you become a Minecraft master in no time. So come join us, where even the most blocky among us can feel like a Minecraft superstar!