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PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers

Bepo, blackbeard, break next week, Brogy, CREEPERS, dory, Dragon.., Egghead, Enel, giant milk, giants, gorosei, law, Luffy, MARINES, Newkama Island, one piece, PirateCraft, sabo, Saint Saturn, spoilers, spunk, Zolo

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	954019	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures just like in the world of One Piece! Imagine a world where Law and Bepo are Blackbeard’s prisoners, Luffy is fighting the Gorosei, and Zolo is getting involved in all sorts of crazy antics.

Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!

ElderCraft SMP – Age Goals!

age, aging gracefully, bucket list, Eldercraft, family time, goals, golden years, grandchildren, growing old, health, leisure time, life after work, life experiences, Relaxation, Retirement, retirement goals, RETIREMENT PLANS, retirement savings, Self Discovery, senior discounts, silver years, smp, travel, wisdom

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6128	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and wacky adventures. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bunch of chickens? We got you covered! How about building a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano? Totally doable!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

AMBITION, career, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, deal breaker, Farmers, finance, Future, Jobs, Lifestyle, miners, partner, Priorities, Profession, serious relationship, Stability, Trust, turn off, VALUES, work

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	New Chunks Explored:	463679
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Zombie Dances:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Ores Mined:	1587
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9233	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	58	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ores Mined:	2665	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
New Chunks Explored:	360634	Secret Passages Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Votes:	5220	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.