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I’mCraftySMP – I’m better than you

arrogance, better, boastful, comparison, Competition, ImCraftySMP, pride, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assurance, self-assured, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-validation, Superiority

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ores Mined:	4424
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by noobs who think they’re better than you? Well, look no further because on our server, I’M better than you! Join us for a chance to prove your skills and show everyone who the real boss is. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world, come join us and see if you can outshine the reigning champion (spoiler alert: you probably can’t).

VacayCanceller Minecraft Server

6 year old, Airbnb, boarding, Boyfriend, bunk beds, cancelation fee, canceling, Costs, Demands, Expectations, family vacation, Florida, husband, large dogs, Minecraft, pet owners, queen mattresses, Server, sister-in-law, small dogs, Unhappy, VacayCanceller, Wife

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	101
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your sister-in-law’s vacation plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how your SIL conveniently forgot to mention the bunk beds in the “office space” room, our server will surprise you at every corner. Who needs a cozy queen mattress when you can sleep in a makeshift bunk bed in a tiny room?

And just like how your SIL expects you to foot the bill for half of the Airbnb, we expect you to join our server and bring your A-game. Who cares about logic and fairness when you can have a good old time with us?

Don’t worry about your pet dogs either, we welcome all furry friends with open arms. Just like how your SIL plans to bring their small dog along for the ride, we encourage you to bring your pets and let them roam free in our virtual world.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up having the vacation of a lifetime (or at least a good laugh)!

AutisticAvengersMC

assigned seating, autistic child, AutisticAvengersMC, consented, DAUGHTER, disrupt, drawing, education, Emotionally, immature, intellectually, introverted, judgemental, learning disability, opposed, reading, Role Model, Sensitive, Shy.., small town, top of class, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your social skills and test your patience? Look no further than our server, where we assign seating just like your daughter’s school!

Join our server and get randomly seated next to players with all sorts of quirks and personalities. From the loud, talkative player who never stops typing in chat to the player who can’t seem to figure out how to craft a simple pickaxe, you’ll never know who you’ll be sitting next to next!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a “positive role model” feature, where players are randomly selected to be a guiding light for those who may need a little extra help. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to teach someone how to build their first house or tame their first wolf!

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of assigned seating in Minecraft. Who knew virtual seating arrangements could be so entertaining? Join now and see if you can handle the drama and excitement of sitting next to your very own “Connor”!

MemoryLaneMC SMP

beloved songs, best moments, carefree times, cherished times, childhood memories, favorite song, fond memories, golden days, happy days, happy memories, heartwarming tunes, joyful recollections, MemoryLaneMC, Music, Nostalgia, positive vibes, reminiscent melodies, sentimental tunes, smp, special moments, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	659
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground parties with zombie pigmen, and quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. Plus, our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, so you’ll always have good luck on your side.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and make memories that will have you singing “Baby Shark” every time you log on!

Bedrock Bonanza

bedrock, bedtime stories, belongings, bonanza, childhood memories, cleaning, clutter, creepy crawlies, dark corners, dust bunnies, fear, forgotten toys, hidden items, linens, mattress, Monsters, Mystery, Nightmares, organization, Secrets, storage space, under the bed

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	New Chunks Explored:	432592
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing under your bed is dust bunnies and old socks? Well, on our server, you’ll find a whole world of adventure lurking beneath your bed! We’ve got secret portals to magical realms, treasure chests filled with diamonds, and even a friendly dragon who will help you build the coolest treehouse ever. So if you’re ready to ditch the dust bunnies and join the most epic Minecraft server of all time, come on down and see what’s waiting for you under your bed!

Boric’s Minecraft Server: Demanding Verifiable Fun!

Accountability, Borics, Chilean President, demanding, Demands, Democracy, democracy in crisis, elections, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Fun, Gabriel Boric, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, Server, south america, transparency, triumph, Venezuela, verifiable, Verifiable Results

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1350
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Star Shards Collected:	280	Dragon Eggs Found:	1212
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Chilean President Gabriel Boric is demanding verifiable results after Maduro’s triumph? Like, what even is happening in this virtual world? 🤯 Join us for the most transparent and legit elections you’ll ever see in Minecraft! We promise no shady business, just pure democracy and blocky fun! 🗳️🎮 Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special skin of Gabriel Boric himself, ready to take on any creeper that comes your way! 😂 Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join us now and let’s make Minecraft politics great again! 🌟 #BlockyDemocracy #GabrielBoricForPresident #MinecraftMadness

TurkeyCraft: NATO Kickout

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, extremism, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, Kickout, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nato, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, threat, turkey, TurkeyCraft, War, Wilders

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR TURKEY WILL DECLARE WAR ON YOU TOO! WE GOT CRAZY BUILDINGS AND WILD ANIMALS THAT WILL FIGHT YOU! ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LIKE NINJAS AND WILL BAN ANYONE WHO TRIES TO STEAL YOUR DIAMONDS! PLUS, IF YOU JOIN NOW, YOU GET A FREE TURKEY LEG SKIN FOR YOUR CHARACTER! HURRY BEFORE TURKEY GETS KICKED OUT OF NATO AND COMES AFTER YOU INSTEAD!

CraftyDreamz

CraftyDreamz, insomnia, sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep difficulties, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep health, sleep hygiene, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep meditation, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep solutions, sleep support, sleep therapy, sleep tips

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Dimension Hops:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

So, like, you know how we all need to sleep, right? Well, some peeps just can’t seem to catch those Z’s, ya know? But fear not, my fellow blockheads, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about sleep again, because who needs rest when you can be mining and crafting all day and night, amirite?

Our server is like a magical dreamland where insomnia doesn’t exist and the only limit is your imagination. Build the most epic structures, fight off creepers like a boss, and maybe even find the legendary diamond sword of ultimate power (spoiler alert: it doesn’t actually exist, but a girl can dream, right?).

So come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! Who needs sleep when you can be part of the most epic adventure of your life? Let’s do this, blockheads!

Trust-Gaming

Adventure, Automation, Boundaries, collaboration, Community, Conquer, Economy, Engineering, Enthusiast, Experience, Exploration, Fun, growth, innovation, Machinery, Minecraft, Possibilities, Projects, PvE, Survival, Tech, Technology, Tekkit

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Votes:	302	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to our Tekkit 2 Minecraft server, where creativity meets technology! Dive into a world of advanced machinery, automation, and innovation. Join a vibrant community of engineers and explorers, collaborate on ambitious projects, and push the boundaries of what’s possible. Whether you’re a seasoned tech enthusiast or a curious newcomer, our server offers a rich, dynamic experience with endless opportunities for fun and growth. Get ready to build, automate, and conquer in the ultimate Tekkit 2 adventure!

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CesarSMP

Adventure, Alliance, balanced gameplay, CesarSMP, community-driven, competitive environment, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, Economy, Events, Land claiming, Lore, nation, no pay to win, PvP, Quests, RPG, Skills, strategy, Survival, Town Claiming, Towny, War, WARFARE

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Welcome to CesarSMP

Dive into a thrilling survival experience like no other on CesarSMP Our server offers a unique blend of adventure and strategy designed to keep you engaged and excited every step of the way Features Town Claiming System Create and manage your own town claim land and protect your territory from invaders Form alliances or go head-to-head with rival towns in epic wars for dominance War and Diplomacy Engage in strategic warfare with other nations Plan your attacks defend your territory and climb the ranks to become the most powerful nation on the server Skills and Quests Level up your character with our extensive skills system Complete quests for valuable rewards and immerse yourself in the lore of CesarSMP Community Driven Join a friendly and active community where your voice matters Participate in server events contribute to community projects and make lasting friendships No Pay to Win Enjoy a fair and balanced gameplay experience Our server is dedicated to providing a fun and competitive environment without the need for real money purchases Whether you are a seasoned player or new to Minecraft CesarSMP offers something for everyone Join us today and start your adventure in a world where your creativity and strategy will lead you to greatness IP mc.cesar.lol Discord discord.gg/cesarsmp See you in game adventurer

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