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GF Memorial Minecraft Server

12-year-old, Boohoo, controversial, dark humor, died, Disturbing, edo tensei, Girlfriend, inappropriate, insensitive, internet culture, memorial, Minecraft, necrophilia, Prostitute, pussy, Server, Sexualization, shock value, social media, taboo, underage, zombie

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Crops Grown:	5306

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be asking yourself, “Why didn’t he just fuck a 12 year old prostitute? Or maybe, Edo Tensei his dead gf and fuck her zombie pussy?” That’s right, we’re not afraid to push the boundaries and have a good time. Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community like no other. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

TheThirdieGamer Minecraft SMP: No Room for Athletes

athletes, Behavior, Communication, Competition, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Disrespect, Diversity, Etiquette, foreign countries, French, International, LEAVING, Manners, Minecraft, Respect, room, shithole country, smp, Sportsmanship, Stage, stage etiquette, TheThirdieGamer, thirdie athletes

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Star Shards Collected:	167
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the thirdie athletes are kicked off the stage! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get us started on the llama racing track we have set up in the desert biome – it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over the town square and are constantly causing chaos. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. Trust us, it’s worth the search.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just remember, in this world, things work differently – especially when it comes to shithole countries and French cryptic messages.

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

adenomyosis, Apology, BabyBumpCraft, Communication, emotional turmoil, Endometriosis, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, forgiveness, hurtful text, infertility struggles, Minecraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy journey, pregnant sister, Server, sibling rivalry, Support, trying to conceive, TTC

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchantments Applied:	65
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pregnancy announcements! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive sibling relationships and baby fever like you’ve never seen before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually get along? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the thrill of ignoring your pregnant sister until she apologizes to you for being a total buzzkill about your own pregnancy plans. Who needs family bonding when you can have family drama instead?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic saga of a sister who can’t handle the fact that you’re finally pregnant and ready to start a family of your own. Will you forgive her and make amends, or will you continue to hide your pregnancy from your own family just to avoid the drama? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual drama to keep you entertained? See you there!

SisterSlayin’HouseBanisher

aita, anger, bills, Boundaries, family, groceries, heat of the moment, Help, House, hurt feelings, living situation, Pets, phone bill, relationships, roof, self-sufficiency, sister, SisterSlayinHouseBanisher, Support, Trash, Vehicle

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s stay at your house? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, hurt feelings, and family drama!

Our server is like living with a freeloading sibling, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs. We promise you’ll never be bored with the constant backstabbing and name-calling that happens in our virtual world.

Join now and experience the thrill of kicking out your ungrateful sister from your Minecraft home, all while building a new life for yourself in a pixelated paradise. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

ConfidentCraft SMP

Confidence, ConfidentCraft, empowerment, inner strength, personal growth, positivity, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-validation, smp

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Items Found:	2556
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to flex your block-building skills and show off your epic redstone creations? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to feel like a Minecraft god!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Need some inspiration for your next build? Just take a stroll through our server and you’ll be blown away by the insane structures our players have created.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where all the diamonds are stored. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!

CraftyCreeperCatastrophe

Adversity, Challenges, Character building, CraftyCreeperCatastrophe, Experience, growth, hard knocks, learning, life lessons, Life skills, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, self improvement, tough lessons, trial and error, trial by fire, wisdom

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	116	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Ever tried building a house in Minecraft only to have it blown up by a sneaky creeper? Well, on our server, we guarantee that your house will never be destroyed by creepers. Why? Because our creepers are actually trained to be interior decorators! They’ll come in and add some explosive flair to your decor, making your house the talk of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Imagine partying it up with the biggest boss in Minecraft while he drops sick beats and breathes fire on the dance floor. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest, craziest, and most explosive Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a party with creepers and dragons?

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

combat operations, communication devices, cyber espionage, digital warfare, electronic devices, forces, geopolitical tensions, Information Security, military intelligence, Military operations, military regulations, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, national security, prohibited devices, Redstone, revolution, Russian government, Server, smartphone usage, smartphones ban, technology restriction, Ukraine

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

So, like, there’s this epic Minecraft server where the Russian government is all like, “No smartphones for our forces in Ukraine, bro!” And everyone is like, “Whaaat? That’s so random, dude!”

But, like, on this server, we don’t follow any rules, man! You can use all the smartphones you want, even if you’re in Ukraine or Russia or Mars or wherever, dude! We’re rebels, man!

Join this server if you want to stick it to the man and use your smartphone while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the banned smartphones. Shh, don’t tell anyone, bro! It’s our little secret. Let’s go, gamers!

KurskCraft: Danish Approval Edition

Agreement, Approval, Conflict, consensus, Danish, denmark, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european union, foreign policy, global affairs, governmental parties, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military Action, nato, normal, offensive, Politics, russia, Scandinavian countries, Ukraine

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Emeralds Found:	7724	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Meteorites Collected:	4

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the government of Denmark is like, totally cool with Ukraine attacking Russia? Yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our server!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

Plus, our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant your every wish (as long as it involves building epic structures and trolling your friends).

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

MagicCraftSecretsUnveiled

illusionist, internet magic, magic community, magic exposure, magic industry, magic revealed, magic revealed online, magic secrets, magic secrets exposed, magic secrets revealed online, magic tricks, magic tricks revealed, magic tutorials, magic tutorials online, MagicCraftSecretsUnveiled, magician community, magician culture, magician secrets, magicians, online magic, Secrets Revealed

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ores Mined:	2425	Mines Excavated:	2975
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

so, like, picture this: u r chillin in ur house, mining sum diamonds and stuff, when all of a sudden, a wild llama appears outta nowhere and starts spitting at u. but don’t worry, cuz on our server, llamas are actually secret agents sent by the government to test ur survival skills. join us to see if u can outsmart the llamas and become the ultimate diamond collector!

also, did u know that our server is home to the legendary chicken that can lay golden eggs? yep, u heard it right. this chicken is like the holy grail of all chickens and if u can find it, u will be blessed with infinite riches and eternal chicken nuggets. join us now and embark on the quest of a lifetime to find the golden egg-laying chicken!

but wait, there’s more! our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. he may explode every now and then, but deep down, he’s just a lonely soul looking for companionship. join us and befriend the creeper ghost, and who knows, maybe u’ll even get a free explosion massage out of it!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave u laughing, crying, and questioning ur sanity. trust us, u won’t regret it!

BoomersCraft: No Booze, Just Blocks!

Aging population, alcohol and aging, alcohol and health, alcohol consumption, alcohol consumption effects, alcohol consumption patterns, alcohol guidelines, alcohol intake, Benefits, blocks, BoomersCraft, booze, drinking habits, elderly health, elderly individuals, health outcomes, health recommendations, health risks, large study, Moderate drinking, older adults, public health, research findings

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2965
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we prove that older adults do not benefit from moderate drinking by building a virtual retirement home for drunk grannies and grandpas. watch as they stumble around trying to find their way to the bingo hall or fall asleep in the garden after one too many virtual beers. join us for a hilarious time as we navigate the dangers of alcohol and aging in the world of minecraft. plus, who knows what other crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to in this wacky virtual world. so grab a virtual drink and come join the fun!