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LostInUkraine Minecraft Server

aggression, Black sea, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crimea, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, LostInUkraine, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, naval warfare, Navy, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, Vessels, War

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE, JUST LIKE RUSSIA AND UKRAINE FIGHTING OVER SHIPS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST BATTLE FOR BLOCKS YOU’LL EVER SEE! WE’VE GOT EXPLODING PIGS, FLYING COWS, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE EPICNESS, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

DroneCraft: China-Russia Alliance

aerospace, Alliance, Attack Drones, China, ChinaRussia, collaboration, cooperation, Defense, DroneCraft, innovation, international relations, Lethal, making, Military, Partnership, russia, SECURITY, Strategic, Surveillance, Technology, Testing, UAVs, WARFARE

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got China makin’ lethal attack drones for Russia! Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of dat action, amirite? Imagine flyin’ around on a drone, blowin’ up creepers and zombies like a boss! Plus, we got secret underground bases where u can hide from the feds and build ur own army of robot chickens. So come on, join da madness and let’s conquer dis Minecraft world together!

FrozenCapInfiniteTime

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the time is so wacky you’ll feel like captain america frozen in ice for eternity! who needs regular time when you can have time that goes on forever and ever and ever?! plus, our server is so lit you’ll be battling creepers and zombies like a superhero! join now and experience the never-ending frozen time madness!

PyridoxalCraft: Boosting Brains & Battling Blocks

BATTLING, blocks, BOOSTING, brain function, brain health, Brains, cellular B6 levels, cognitive decline, cognitive function, deficiency, depression, enzyme, memory issues, mental disorders, mental health, mood regulation, Neurodegenerative disorders, neurotransmitters, novel treatment, pyridoxal phosphatase, PyridoxalCraft, research, supplementing, Vitamin B6

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

haha come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for vitamin B6 to boost our brain power! forget about crafting swords and armor, we’re all about boosting brain function and memory with our special B6 supplements!

our players have reported feeling smarter and more focused after just a few hours of gameplay. we even have a secret quest where you have to defeat the evil pyridoxal phosphatase to raise your cellular B6 levels and unlock special abilities.

so if you want to level up your brain and become a minecraft genius, join us on our server today! who needs diamonds when you have B6, right? lolz!

AZPBMD: Where chaos meets simplicity – No starting over, just good old fashioned mayhem for everyone to enjoy!

AZPBMD, banned clients, Chaos, Enjoy, Fashioned, Good, Inappropriate for Children, instagram, late 2019, MAYHEM, meets, minimal plugins, no AFK kick, No hacking, no Vote to Win, official releases, optifine, rich history, semi anarchy, Simplicity, Starting, tiktok, true vanilla feel, Unmoderated Chat, Vanilla, x-raying

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dimension Hops:	10	Farms Harvested:	559

A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door Server

Server Info
Host: dontplaythisserver.com (USE THIS TO CONNECT)
Website: https://www.azpbmd.com/

Check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!

Rules: No hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.

Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When was the server created?	The server was created in late 2019.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules are simple – no hacks and no x-ray. Only vanilla and Optifine clients are allowed.
Is the server up to date with Minecraft releases?	Yes, we stay up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases.
Is the server Bedrock compatible?	Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible.
Is there an AFK kick on the server?	No, there is no AFK kick on the server.
Is there a Vote to Win system on the server?	No, there is no Vote to Win on the server.

Ari’s Slutty Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ores Mined:	802
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet Ari, the legendary Vaporeon who is rumored to be the most compatible Pokefemboy slut in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned a whole village into a giant cake just for laughs! Who knows what they’ll do next?

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to anger the creepers – they have a tendency to explode in the most inconvenient places!

HolyCraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1745
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons DJ with their ribcages. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but be careful, it has a tendency to turn players into giant talking carrots).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons everywhere)! Trust us, once you experience the chaos and hilarity of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular Minecraft server again.

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

absent father, advice, Boundaries, child development, Communication, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, family relationships, Fatherhood, friendship, Grief, involved parenting, KidzCraft, life lessons, Loss, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Respect, Server, Support, Understanding, ungrateful children

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to flex your virtual muscles and show off your building skills!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures, exploring hidden dungeons, and conquering epic quests. But wait, there’s more – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items just waiting to be discovered!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a giant chicken into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal companion. Yes, you heard that right – a freaking dragon!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

AuntieSnapDeleteCraft

aita, aunt, AUNTIE, AuntieSnapDeleteCraft, BEN, Blessing, children, close, college, Comment, crazy, custody, DELETING, F22, F30s, FaceTime, family, favoritism, half-brother, HS, Justified, last minute, looked up to, M30, out of state, party girl, PHOTO, post, Rude, teenager, unbiased opinions, Wife

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama and petty Facebook comments? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about your aunt’s passive-aggressive behavior!

On our server, you can build epic structures with your new virtual family of players who actually appreciate you. No more last-minute babysitting requests or awkward family gatherings – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can hang out with your brother’s kids in pixelated form. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with virtual nieces and nephews?

So say goodbye to family feuds and hello to a world of blocky adventures on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with your aunt’s Facebook comments.

GalacticRejects Minecraft Server

aliens, Communication, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Earth, Extraterrestrial, fear, GalacticRejects, Humanity, intelligence, Invasion, Minecraft, Peace, Protection, resistance, Server, strength, Survival, Technology, Unity, unknown, weapons

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	535
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

If aliens came to invade earth, they would take one look at our Minecraft server and be like “Nah, these humans are too busy building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs off cliffs to bother with conquering them.” Join our server and help us show those aliens that we may be a little crazy, but we’re definitely not boring! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to communicate with extraterrestrial life through pixelated block creations. So come on, help us save the world one block at a time!