| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 8947 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 292 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9809 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 50 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3013 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 156712 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 113 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.
And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 308 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 19 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 7876 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4235 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 1576 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 4006 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 9663 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 5959 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 9880 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3790 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 6649 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 182 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 4626 |
Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!
So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!
