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LonelyCraft

acceptance, coping, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, feeling ignored, feeling unloved, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, seeking approval, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-validation

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of pixels? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never feel unloved again! Join us and become part of a wacky community where everyone cares about you more than your own pet slime.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have secret underground parties with creepers and skeletons, and sometimes even the elusive Herobrine shows up to do the Macarena.

So why settle for a boring, lonely existence when you can join our server and be showered with love and attention like a diamond ore in a mine? Come on, don’t be a sad little villager – join us now and let the fun begin!

BritIntCraft: Putin’s Fam Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, BritIntCraft, British Intelligence, Corruption, fam, family dynasty, family ties, Government, highest positions, influence, intelligence agencies, leadership, Minecraft, nepotism, nepotistic practices, oligarchy, political appointments, political maneuvering, power, putin, Putins, RELATIVES, russia, Russian politics, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	214	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5511	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF MINECRAFT SERVERS WITH NO SPARKLE? WELL, U NEED TO JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT BRITISH INTELLIGENCE UP IN HERE! PUTIN’S RELATIVES R RUNNING THE SHOW AND THEY’RE BRINGIN’ ALL THE DRAMA! U WANNA SEE SOME REAL LIFE SOAP OPERA ACTION? JOIN US AND WATCH THE PLOT TWISTS UNFOLD! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK IN A BRITISH ACCENT! SO WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS!

Redstone Revolution

arms control, cold war, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Deterrence, eastern europe, escalation, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military capabilities, military strategy, Nuclear deterrence, Nuclear Doctrine, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Redstone, revolution, russia, security policy, Ukraine, Western role

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	187	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, russia is changing their nuclear doctrine because of some western stuff in ukraine. but don’t worry, on this server, we got, like, nuclear-powered pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, bro. you gotta join and see for yourself. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens. it’s, like, the ultimate survival challenge, dude. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

What is the IP for MrRoflWaffles Minecraft Server?

liberty balls, liberty falls, milo, Minecraft, mr roffle woffles, mr rofl waffles, mr rolf waffles, mrroflwaffles, roffle, roffle waffle, rolf, Server, woffle, zombies

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

MrRoflWaffles, also known as Milo, is a popular content creator in the gaming community with a focus on Call of Duty Zombies. With a dedicated following on YouTube and social media, he is known for his in-depth analysis, Easter egg guides, and entertaining gameplay commentary. Through his informative videos and engaging personality, MrRoflWaffles has established himself as a trusted source for all things related to the world of Zombies, making him a go-to resource for fans of the franchise.

Wow, Oreos & Avocados: The Un-modified Mincraft Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventures, Avocados, base, blocks, border, Creative, developers, Experience, Explore, gameplay, Maps, mincraft, Minecraft, Mode, open world, oreos, Plots, Reset, Resources, Server, Structures, Survival, unmodified, Vanilla, world, wow

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Animals Bred:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Server IP	mc.playwoa.com

➤ [Vanilla]

Vanilla original gameplay: Our Minecraft vanilla server offers a pure, unmodified version of the game, providing the original gameplay experience as intended by the developers. No world reset, no world border, and no plugins.

➤ [Survival Mode]

Survival Mode (SM): An open-world Vanilla experience offering multiple worlds with 1000×1000 block maps. Players can go on solo adventures or team up with friends to build the best base possible. SM servers reset on the 1st and 15th of every month.

➤ [Creative Mode Plots]

Creative Mode Plots (CM): Dedicated plots world experience where players can unleash their creativity and build whatever they want with unlimited blocks and resources. Players can work together on projects or build their own creations.

Website: https://playwoa.com

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/8EWAzny

Rules

RESPECT EVERYONE
DO NOT CHEAT OR EXPLOIT
DO NOT ABUSE ARTISTIC LICENSE
MAINTAIN PLAYER AND ACCOUNT SAFETY
PERSONAL AND ACCOUNT SAFETY TIPS

FAQ

Q: When do Survival Mode servers reset?

A: Survival Mode servers reset on the 1st and 15th of every month.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: The rules include respecting everyone, no cheating or exploiting, not abusing artistic license, maintaining player and account safety, and following personal and account safety tips.

SwarthyCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Ancient, Appearance, children, Cultural, fat, Fruitful, Hippocrates, historical, Interpretation, lean, Meaning, Minecraft, phlegmatic, Relaxed, Sarmatians, Server, short, slaves, swarthy, SwarthyCraft, Temperament, Women

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Potions Brewed:	46
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Chimeras Created:	2
Crops Grown:	9802	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Sarmatians themselves? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as swarthy, short, and fat as those ancient warriors! Our players may not be fruitful like the Sarmatian women, but our lean slaves give birth to so many virtual children that you’ll never run out of fellow players to team up with. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud at the same time. Who knew ancient history could be so entertaining in block form?

CraftyAF Minecraft SMP

CraftyAF, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who built a house out of TNT and somehow managed to survive the explosion – now that’s dedication! And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to have a massive chicken jousting tournament in the sky.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you in stitches from laughing so hard, then come join us! Just beware of the prankster who likes to replace all your diamond blocks with obsidian – trust us, it’s all in good fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

ToiletBlocker Minecraft Server

administrative corridor, bowel issues, Code, Colleague, data security, Gatekeeping, Hospital, hospital policy, key code, laxatives, Lock, medical secretary, Minecraft, Panic Button, privacy, Server, staff access, stink, TOILET, ToiletBlocker, Unpleasant, work environment

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Farms Harvested:	393
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	5406
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	286
Dragon Eggs Found:	3386	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ores Mined:	2415	Dimension Hops:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a hospital corridor with a secret toilet code? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of keeping unwanted players out with key code locks and bells.

Imagine the drama of denying access to a fellow player who desperately needs to use the toilet because of their explosive bowel issues. Will you be the hero who stands up for privacy and fresh air, or the villain who locks the bathroom door on a poor soul in need?

With data security policies stricter than a hospital’s, you’ll never have to worry about unauthorized players sneaking into your virtual space. Join now and experience the ultimate blend of exclusivity, drama, and bathroom-related shenanigans!

WingWaster2021

Assertiveness, chicken wings, child behavior, Communication, Conflict, dinner party, EMBARRASSMENT, Etiquette, family dinner, family dynamics, food etiquette, food waste, Manners, parenting, peer pressure, social expectations, social norms, table manners, wasteful behavior, WingWaster2021

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Votes:	3517
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chicken wing warrior? Look no further than our server! We promise not to waste any chicken wings, unlike some people we know cough that 10-year-old girl cough. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and most importantly, a strict policy against wasting perfectly good chicken wings! Plus, we have a zero tolerance policy for parents who can’t grow a pair and stand up to their children. So come join us and let’s show those uneaten wings who’s boss!

BoomerCraft SMP

aging, BoomerCraft, career advancement, Chronic illness, emotional well being, family relationships, Financial Stability, future planning, health, life experience, Longevity, mental health, Physical fitness, resilience, retirement planning, self-care, smp, Social Connections, Stress Management, Time management, wisdom

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Divine Spears Created:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers filled with kids and teenagers? Join our exclusive SMP for people in their 40s and up!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – did you know that as you get older, your Minecraft building skills actually improve? It’s like a fine wine, getting better with age. Plus, we have a secret potion in our server that reverses aging effects in real life. So join us and stay forever young in both Minecraft and the real world!

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of elderly ninja villagers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle zombie chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP for the ultimate Minecraft experience for seasoned players. Age is just a number, but in our server, it’s the key to unlocking epic adventures and endless fun!