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CuntHeight Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of towering over all the women in your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, all the women are a whopping 5ft tall! No more neck strain from looking down at your fellow players, now you can feel like a giant among men (and women)!

Join our server for the chance to participate in our annual “Shortest Player Wins” competition, where the player who can build the tallest tower of blocks while crouching wins a prize fit for a Minecraft king (or queen)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of tiny villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your tallest stack of dirt blocks. Who knew being short could have so many perks in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why being 5ft tall in Minecraft is the new height of gaming excellence!

WeddingCraft Drama Zone

Apology, bride, brother, celebration, Disrespect, divided family, Drama, embarrassed, family drama, groom, intimate ceremony, Marriage, overreacting, Proposal, reception, selfish, special day, special moment, Upset, Venue, Wedding, WeddingCraft, Zone

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as drama-free as possible? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise that the only proposals you’ll see are between players trying to team up for survival mode!

Join us and escape the real world where crazy family members try to steal the spotlight at your wedding. No more awkward dance floor proposals stealing your thunder – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

And hey, if you ever feel like kicking someone out of the server, just remember that you have the power to control your own virtual world. No more family drama, just endless possibilities for building, exploring, and crafting your way to victory!

So come on over and join us for a wedding-free, drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DownUnderCraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Votes:	447
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	547023	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Dimension Hops:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

lol imagine if that happened on our server, we would be like “oops sorry our pet creeper accidentally blew up the server room again” but don’t worry cuz we have the best IT team made up of zombie pigmen who know how to fix everything with their golden swords. join us for the most epic adventures, like riding on giant chickens and battling evil llamas who spit poison darts. plus, our currency is emeralds because diamonds are so last season. come join the chaos and see why our server is the craziest place to be in the minecraft universe!

LeedsRiotCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7727	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crops Grown:	3066	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

OMG, so like, you know how Leeds is all boring and stuff? Well, not on our server! We have so much chaos and mayhem, it’s like a riot every day! Join us and witness the bus torching and police car flipping action LIVE in Minecraft! Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop anarchy and destruction? Come join the fun and be part of the madness! It’s a riot, literally!

AbandonedCraft: No Squatters Allowed!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Gods Slained:	1

Yo, you ever tried to live in a abandoned building in Minecraft? IT’S IMPOSSIBLE, MAN. Zombies be creepin’ up on you, skeletons shootin’ arrows at your butt, and don’t even get me started on them creepers blowin’ up your crib. But fear not, because on our server, you can live in luxury! We got diamond blocks for walls, emerald floors, and a pool filled with lava for that extra spicy touch. Join us and say goodbye to those dingy old buildings, and hello to the lap of luxury! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, so you know it’s gonna be lit. Join now and start living your best blocky life!

OwlCraft: Parasite Edition

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

OMG u gotta join our server cuz we got owls with muscle cysts infected by a crazy parasite called Sarcocystis funereus! It’s like a real-life horror movie but in Minecraft! Watch out for those infected owls, they might try to steal your diamonds and build nests out of them! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

The Intercontinental SMP 12 Fun Factions & a Map that’s so Dynamic, you need to be on the List

Builds, Chest Shops, Chill, Discord, dynamic, Economy, Factions, fair, Friends, Fun, Intercontinental, list, location, Lore, Map, Minecraft, Moderation, Nations, player based, Server, Shops, smp, Support, Terrain, Trade, War

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2798
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	3323
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Votes:	7106	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Intercontinental SMP Overview

Platform	BEDROCK AND JAVA
Description	The Intercontinental SMP is a super rad new factions server looking for people to establish epic nations, make rad builds, trade, war, develop deep lore, or chill and make sick new friends. It’s locally Java but with Bedrock support and a player-based economy, central server location, player-run chest shops, dynmap, custom terrain generation, chill yet fair moderation, and more! Everyone’s welcome!
Contact	Add ‘isleptwithjesus’ on Discord 🔥🔥

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I only play on Bedrock?

A: Yes, the server supports both Bedrock and Java platforms.

Q: Is there a player-based economy on this server?

A: Yes, there is a player-based economy with player-run chest shops.

Q: Are there any custom features on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers custom terrain generation and a dynmap for players to explore.

Q: How is the moderation on the server?

A: The server features chill yet fair moderation to ensure a welcoming environment for all players.

PretzelCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs in top hats and monocles come prancing through your village. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas, battle against an army of evil chickens, and even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. And did we mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous Endermen?

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and of course, plenty of pretzels! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure. Grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

RedHomo Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Magic Items Found:	4448
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never kill the wrong red homo! Trust us, you do not want to anger the red homos on this server. They are a powerful and vengeful bunch.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances with the red homos themselves. Who knows, you might even become their leader if you play your cards right.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the wrong red homo could mean the end of your Minecraft journey. Just remember, you have been warned!

WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Star Shards Collected:	204	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family feuds are taken to a whole new level! Join now to experience the thrilling adventure of fighting over a virtual wedding dress that holds immense sentimental value!

Embark on a quest to preserve your precious pixelated dress from your younger sister who is determined to steal the spotlight on her big day. Will you stand your ground and protect your virtual memories, or will you succumb to the pressure of your virtual parents and let your sister wear the dress?

But wait, there’s more! Explore the virtual world of outrageous demands and unrealistic expectations as you navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be labeled as the selfish villain who refuses to share?

Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate showdown of wedding dress wars! Who knew pixels could hold so much drama and chaos? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the madness unfold before your very eyes.