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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 7782 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
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