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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 6773 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!
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