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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3834 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
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