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BlockMart – No Bezos Here!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2301
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Tired of ordering from the evil empire of Amazon? Join our Minecraft server and order all your goods from our virtual marketplace! Our villagers work tirelessly to fulfill all your ridiculous requests, from enchanted diamond swords to golden carrots that make you fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any injuries caused by flying carrots). Plus, rumor has it that our Ender Dragon delivers packages faster than Amazon Prime! Join now and say goodbye to Bezos and hello to blocky bliss!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Atrocious, badmouthing, condemns, Conflict, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, JD Vance, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, presidential candidate, regret, response, Server, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, US president, Warning, Zelensky

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got JD Vance on here telling Zelensky to watch out for badmouthing Trump, like, what even is happening, bro? and then he’s all like, peace talks? more like atrocious talks, amirite? come join the madness and chaos on this server, where anything can happen, even JD Vance giving political advice to world leaders in a blocky virtual world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see where this crazy train takes us!

ZelenskyyCraft – TrumpDebunked

Approval, approval rating, Debunking, election, fact check, Government, growth, leadership, Misinformation, Politics, polling, president, public opinion, Rating, statistics, support claim, trump, TrumpDebunked, Truth, Ukraine, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	3302	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy’s approval rating is through the roof at 57%!! debunking trump’s sad 4% support claim lmao. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay golden eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the zelenskyy-approved squad!

Sweet Insulin Spikes – The Plaque Builder

200 times sweeter, arteries, artificial sweetener, aspartame, build up, Builder, fatty plaque, heart attacks, INCREASE, insulin, insulin levels, intestines, Mice, plaque, receptors, Release, Risk, spike, spikes, Stroke, Sugar, SWEET, sweetener, Tricks

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6205
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have aspartame-infused virtual snacks that will make your insulin levels go WILD! watch as your virtual character builds up fatty plaque in their virtual arteries, increasing their risk of virtual heart attacks and strokes!

our aspartame is 200 times sweeter than sugar, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. trick those virtual receptors in your intestines to release more virtual insulin and see what happens!

join us for a sweet and dangerous adventure like no other, where the only limit is your virtual imagination (and maybe your virtual health)!

Wendsmine-anarchy server minecraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchantments Applied:	83	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Server Anarchy! Soon there will be a set of administration!

WendsMine.aternos.me:13680

Echoing Shadows 1.20.1

1.20.1, Abuse, BEDROOM, brother, cried, Echoing, ejaculated, feelings, French forum, high school, naked, PANICKED.., parents, penis, purpose, rape, Scared, sexual abuse, shadows, shower, Swore, testimony, Touch

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality! We have crazy stories like this one from a French forum to keep you entertained. Imagine the chaos of a brother asking you to touch his Minecraft sword because it hurts, only to end up with a messy situation! If you want a server that will make you laugh, cry, and scream all at once, then join us now! Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures await you in our world of blocky madness!

Parent’s Home Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! We promise you won’t have to deal with any flooding or crazy baby mama drama here. Our virtual world is safe from all natural disasters and exes with attitude problems. Plus, our in-game toilets actually work and you can take as many showers as you want without running out of hot water. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to escape the madness of the real world than on our server. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – we’ve got plenty of pixelated fun waiting for you!

MommaCraft – Keep Out!

advice, anxiety, apologies, Best Friend, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict, DATING, family, friendship, mental health, MommaCraft, overstepping, Parties, PERSONAL LIFE, perspective, privacy, relationships, sex life, Trust

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	967839
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	31
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Are you tired of boring friendships where nothing exciting happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment! Just like how Mary spills all the tea to her mom, you can spill all your secrets to your fellow players. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

Looking for a server where boundaries are just a suggestion? Look no further! Just like Mary’s mom, who loves to give unsolicited advice, our community is always ready to give you their two cents on your builds, your mining techniques, and even your love life.

So come join us on this server where friendships are tested, boundaries are blurred, and drama is served hot like a fresh batch of lava. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until the next server reset!

AirportWeirdoMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magic Items Found:	3109	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical airport where pigs fly and creepers work as baggage handlers. I once saw a player riding a llama through the security checkpoint, it was wild! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a dance party on the runway with Endermen DJing. Plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village of talking villagers who give out enchanted diamond gear like it’s candy. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server to play on. Join now before the flying pigs take off without you!

LoveCraftedLlamas

alternative relationships, breaking norms, challenging norms, DATING, defying expectations, Defying Societal Norms, defying stereotypes, love, love is love, love knows no rules, love without boundaries, LoveCraftedLlamas, modern romance, non-traditional relationships, redefining romance, relationships, romantic norms, societal expectations, unconventional love, unconventional love stories, unconventional partnerships

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5209
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	1932	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Enchantments Applied:	135	Players Killed by Monsters:	3688

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the same old romantic norms? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re into dating creepers, having romantic picnics in the Nether, or maybe even getting hitched to a zombie villager! Who needs traditional romance when you can have a love affair with a blocky pig? So come on down to our server and let your love for Minecraft run wild!