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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2784 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
New Chunks Explored: | 967629 | Star Shards Collected: | 120 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6904 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! We’ve got more drama than a creeper explosion and more laughs than a pig riding a minecart.
Forget about real-life relationships, because on our server, the only thing getting “blacked” is the coal in your furnace. Whitebois, unite and join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build some epic structures, mine for diamonds, and have a blast together. Who needs real-life when you’ve got a handpussy and a whole server of crazy players to hang out with? Let’s goooo!