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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 6453 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!