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Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Runes Activated:	2

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	23	Potions Brewed:	71
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Crops Grown:	9516	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Crops Grown:	5349
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	919	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	6906	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

81.176.176.175

MineModulate

#exciting, Active, Adventure, Claiming, community-driven, Engaging Community, Free Rank, Freeranks, Gaming, Good Staff, join now, lag-free experience, Minecraft, MineModulate, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Reimagined, Server, star levels, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mines Excavated:	3469
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Villages Defended:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	4670	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

MineModulate

Survival Reimagined

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