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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 9174 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.