New Minecraft Servers 2025

GH5ii Minecraft Servers

GH5ii Minecraft Servers

  • Pixel Pervs

    Pixel Pervs
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 9979
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Emeralds Found: 6586
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only smell you’ll encounter is the sweet scent of victory! Unlike sitting next to two women doused in makeup and perfume, our server is a fragrance-free zone.

    Join us for epic adventures and battles in a world where the only thing that stinks is your opponents’ gameplay. Our community is filled with players who smell like success and determination, not overpowering scents that make you want to hurl.

    So come on and join us, where the only thing you’ll be throwing up is your hands in victory! Because on our server, the only thing that stinks is your opponents’ defeat.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MemeCraft: Stonks Edition – Where GME pumps before LINK and diamonds are the new currency

    MemeCraft: Stonks Edition – Where GME pumps before LINK and diamonds are the new currency
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 3829
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Holy Grails Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, strap in because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a GameStop stock pump before a Chainlink crypto surge!

    Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories surrounding the llamas and their underground llama mafia.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical player who can build entire cities with a single click of his mouse. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots.

    So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, adventure, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShoreGaming: Where Creepers are the only thing on the Whitelist

    ShoreGaming: Where Creepers are the only thing on the Whitelist
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 6617
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8076 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Farms Harvested: 727
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Cruxi’s Technical/Decorative Server
    Server Type Survival
    Active Since Over 1 year
    Current Players 2 (actively recruiting)
    Requirements Premium account, +17 years old
    Server IP Hosting with Essentials

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server public or private? The server is private, for friends only with whitelist on.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, players must be respectful and friendly. Misbehavior will result in being kicked from the server.
    Can players collaborate on projects? Absolutely! The server encourages collaboration on projects.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP is allowed only if both parties agree to it.
    How can I join the server? Contact Cruxi for approval and to be added to the whitelist.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PuppyLoveCraft

    PuppyLoveCraft
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 3038
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Animals Bred: 164 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Votes: 7702 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a unicorn friend like that?

    2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava-filled hot tub. Just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens that like to photobomb your epic battles.

    3. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, complete with glowstone dance floor and DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

    4. Our custom mobs include zombie clowns that juggle TNT and skeleton pirates that shoot arrows out of their peg legs. It’s a real circus of chaos out there!

    5. And finally, rumor has it that if you complete all the quests on our server, you’ll unlock the extra final chapter in which she… well, let’s just say things get a little wild with the local wildlife.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those fire-breathing chickens…

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bad Batch Banquet: Where Minecraft meets chaos with a side of humor!

    Bad Batch Banquet: Where Minecraft meets chaos with a side of humor!
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 4715
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Bad Batch struggles to survive in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and other dangerous mobs!

    Join us as we embark on epic adventures, just like the Bad Batch did in their own universe. Explore new lands, build amazing structures, and fight off enemies with your friends by your side.

    But beware, just like in the show, there may be some filler episodes along the way. Don’t worry though, we promise they’ll be just as entertaining as the main storyline.

    And when it comes to the finale, get ready for an emotional rollercoaster that will leave you speechless. The Bad Batch will give it their all for their Minecraft family, and you’ll feel like you’re right there with them.

    So come join us on our server and experience the perfect imperfection that defines our world. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? The space for excitement is wide open, so don’t miss out on the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChunkyCraft

    ChunkyCraft
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 2739
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Dimension Hops: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, especially those of the Chubby/BBW/Fatty variety! It’s Titty Tuesday every day here, so get ready for some voluptuous adventures in the blocky world.

    Join us if you want to build a castle made entirely out of cake and have a pet pig named Bacon who wears a tutu. Our server is known for its epic food fights where players battle it out with giant chicken legs and marshmallow swords.

    But the real reason to join is our secret underground club where players can ride on the backs of chubby llamas while wearing inflatable sumo suits. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of racing through a maze of rainbow-colored blocks on a llama’s back.

    So come on over to our Minecraft server and let your inner chubby chub chub shine! It’s a wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of your character’s waistline).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraftyasha: Where Half-Demons and Blocks Collide!

    Minecraftyasha: Where Half-Demons and Blocks Collide!
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 2275
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 95 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Love Letters Sent: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than an Inuyasha battle? Look no further, because our server is so epic, players have been known to pass out from the sheer excitement! Join now and experience the thrill of dodging swords while building your own virtual world. Rumiko who? Our server is where the real action is at. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join today and unleash your inner warrior!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to a Spud-tacular Adventure on Potatoland SMP! No toppings, just pure potato fun!

    Welcome to a Spud-tacular Adventure on Potatoland SMP! No toppings, just pure potato fun!
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 1061
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3026
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 325006 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 2267
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Potatoland SMP Overview
    Server Type Whitelisted Survival
    Features

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, please fill out this form: Join Form

    Is the server currently under development?

    Yes, the server has just started the season and is a bit underdeveloped. Your help in growing and thriving is appreciated.

    Where can I find the server’s Discord server?

    You can join the Discord server by following this link: Discord Invite

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft Mayhem

    Minecraft Mayhem
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 8260
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Animals Bred: 121
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because new ‘sberto is here to blow your mind!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and explore a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

    But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns all your enemies into friendly pandas, and a magical portal that transports you to a land made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of our server – rumor has it, it’s guarded by a dragon with a fondness for cheesy jokes.

    So why wait? Join new ‘sberto today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Jewels

    Blocky Jewels
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 3100
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of super talented Jewish grandmas who kick butt at building epic structures and slaying mobs like nobody’s business.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant matzo ball floating in the sky, and if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical gefilte fish. Plus, every full moon, a horde of zombie rabbis come out to play and challenge players to epic dance-offs for sweet loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of schmaltz. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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