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GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Land Grab LOL

America, Arctic, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Grab, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, greenlandic, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Land, land grab, lol, opposition, pm, Politics, reaction, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant igloos and ride polar bears into battle against evil penguins!! our server is so cool, even the PM of Greenland wants to join to escape Trump’s land grab!! we have secret ice caves filled with treasure and hot cocoa rivers that flow all day and night. join us and become a true eskimo warrior in the fight against the evil forces of the south pole!! come on, what are you waiting for? grab your parka and join us now!!

Eternal Void’s Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, arousal, awkward, clitoris stimulation, Cum, desire, ETERNAL, Exploration, female anatomy, Female Pleasure, Finger, fingering, girl, Intimacy, love, Lust, Realm, sexual curiosity, sexual desire, sexual experience, sexual satisfaction, taboo, Vagina, VOIDS

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension Hops:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9724
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Buildings Constructed:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more exciting than fingering a girl for the first time! Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about those awkward feelings. Plus, our gameplay is so stimulating, it’ll have you cumming back for more every time! Don’t miss out on the clitoris stimulation of a lifetime, join us now!

YogaCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Drama, Friend, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationships, Relaxation, response, self-care, Server, Support, text message, Trust, yoga, YogaCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6792	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of F26 who started doing yoga and ended up in a crazy love triangle!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you receive a text from a friend accusing you of stealing their virtual boyfriend. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky form! Will you defend your honor or stir up even more chaos? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret alliances, epic battles, and friendships tested to the limits. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such intense drama? Join now and be part of the madness – just remember to keep your virtual relationships drama-free!

BlockyBigotry

American beauty standard, Apology, beauty standards, BlockyBigotry, Chinese American, Chinese beauty standard, Confrontation, crew team, Cultural differences, discrimination, ethnicity, misunderstanding, parents, Principal, private school, racism, racist, sunscreen, Tanned

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Divine Spears Created:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting tanned is the sand on our beaches! Join us for a sun-soaked adventure filled with epic builds and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine rowing your way through pixelated waters, with your crew team by your side. But watch out for those sneaky mobs trying to ruin your perfect tan! And speaking of tans, we fully support all beauty standards, whether you want to be as pale as a ghost or as bronzed as a baked potato.

Don’t worry about any accusations of racism here, because we embrace all ethnicities and backgrounds. In fact, we encourage you to express your unique beauty standards, whether it’s rocking a tan or staying as fair as a snowflake.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be apologizing for is not joining sooner! And don’t worry about your principal or parents getting mad – they’ll be too busy trying to survive in our wild and wacky world. See you in-game, and remember, tan lines are just the start of your epic adventure!

SubredditSneakz

Entertainment, Favorite, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure addiction, guilty pleasure browsing, guilty pleasure community, guilty pleasure forum, guilty pleasure obsession, guilty pleasure subreddit, guilty pleasure subreddit list, guilty pleasure subreddit recommendations, hidden gem subreddit, internet guilty pleasure, niche subreddit, Online Community, online guilty pleasure, secret subreddit, subreddit, subreddit addiction, subreddit obsession, SubredditSneakz

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Reddit addicts out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Want to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding penguins who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their dastardly plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in your guilty pleasure of epic proportions. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

CeliblockGayLand

acceptance, catholic church, catholicism, Celibacy, CeliblockGayLand, church doctrine, Church policy, clergy, discrimination, equal rights, Gay priests, Homosexuality, inclusion, italy, LGBTQ, Moral values, religious tolerance, sexual orientation, social progress, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7

So like, dis Minecraft server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? We got gay priests from da Vatican chillin in Italy, but only if dey stay celibate while playin Minecraft. It’s like a whole new level of holy Minecraft fun, ya feel me? Come join us and see if you can resist da temptation to build a rainbow castle with your fellow celibate priests. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

CraftyRx – The Blockbuster Pharmacy

blockbuster, Cigna, conflicts of interest, conglomerates, CraftyRx, CVS, healthcare costs, healthcare industry, healthcare providers, healthcare services, healthcare system, humana, insurance companies, medication access, medication management, patient care, pharmaceuticals, pharmacies, pharmacy, Pharmacy Benefit Managers, prescription drugs, UnitedHealth Group, US patients

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Towns Built:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

join this cray cray minecraft server where we have pharmacy benefit managers running around negotiating access to imaginary medicines for all the players. they will steer you to use their own imaginary pharmacies, which are part of conglomerates like CVS, UnitedHealth Group, Cigna, and Humana. but watch out, cuz they may create conflicts of interest and try to steal all your diamonds! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness of our crazy pharmacy-themed world!

2TMC

2TMC, Active, Additional mods, Chaos, Chat, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Friendly, hermitcraft, Mods, NA, Plugins, smp, Streamer, Terrain generation, Terrain generation mods, Vanilla, voice channels, Whitelist, YouTuber

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

2TMC Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Community	21+ friendly community
Mods	Terrain generation mods and data packs to enhance vanilla experience
Discord	Voice chat on Discord required

Data Packs

Anti Enderman Grief
AFK Messages
Name Formatting Station

Fabric Mods

Armor Poser
Simple Voicechat
Enhanced Groups

Required Fabric Mods

Armor Poser
No Chat Reports
Xaeros Minimap

Server Rules

Be Respectful
No Griefing or Cheating
English Only Chat
Non-Destructive Pranks Allowed

Joining the Server

If you are interested in joining, please fill out the application form.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 21 years or older to join the 2TMC server.
Are voice chat and Discord mandatory?	Yes, voice chat on Discord is required for communication on the server.
Can I use hacked clients on the server?	No, hacking or the use of hacked clients is prohibited on the server.

Silly Grin Realm 1.20

dumb, Grin, long tail tags, Realm, silly, Smile, stupid

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Animals Bred:	58
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocky graphics and creepers that blow up your hard work!

We got so many crazy mods that will make your brain explode with excitement! Like, you can ride a pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes, how sick is that?

And the best part is, we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot, trust me.

Plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family – we argue, we laugh, we accidentally set each other on fire with flint and steel, it’s a blast!

So come on, join us and let’s build some epic structures, troll each other with TNT, and just have a grand old time. You won’t regret it, unless you do, but hey, that’s life, right?

Sister’sXmasUpgrade Minecraft Server

better version, Brat, christmas, Class, college student, Concert, decision, earplugs, gift, hurt feelings, Mental, Minecraft, MONEY, noise cancelling, noise reduction, room, Server, Silence, sister, SistersXmasUpgrade, study, top range, volume control

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Crops Grown:	5233
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of all the noise in your life? Do you need a break from the chaos and just want some peace and quiet? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape to a world of tranquility and build your own little oasis of calm!

Just like the college student who wanted the perfect earplugs for studying, you too can find your perfect place on our server. With customizable settings and a variety of peaceful biomes to explore, you can create the ultimate study space or just relax and unwind after a long day.

Forget about noisy concerts and loud events – on our server, you can control the volume and create your own serene environment. And don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings by wanting something better – here, we encourage you to prioritize your own needs and desires.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of tranquility in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that escaping the noise could be so much fun?