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ShallowBitchCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, attractive, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, criticism, Emotional support, Fake, Fighting, friendship, guilt trip, immature, insults, love life, Minecraft, relationships, rocky terms, Server, Shallow, ShallowBitchCraft, Support

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchantments Applied:	56
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Runes Activated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her friend.

Looking for a server where friendships are tested and insults are thrown like snowballs in a snow biome? Look no further! Witness the epic showdown between OP’s boyfriend and her friend, as they battle it out in a war of words over his appearance. Will OP choose love or friendship? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means calling out your bestie for being a total meanie. Watch as OP unleashes a fiery tirade, burning bridges faster than a lava flow in the Nether. Will their friendship survive the heat, or will it crumble like a sandcastle in a desert?

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have drama, am I right? See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your friend’s questionable taste in men)!

NoBullyZoneMC

accusations, bully, bullying, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Disappointment, exclusion, family, favoritism, inclusion, Interacting, Nephews, nieces, NoBullyZoneMC, Playing, Protection, School, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, teachers

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic battles! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous waters of sibling rivalry and step-sibling drama.

Embark on quests to defend your sweet cousin Elodie from the evil bully Sofia. Will you stand up for justice and protect the innocent, or will you join forces with the dark side and spread chaos and mayhem?

But beware, for alliances will be tested and friendships will be strained. Will you choose loyalty to your family or loyalty to the bully? The choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of the family hangs in the balance.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and show us your Minecraft skills as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds and childhood rivalries. Who knew family gatherings could be this intense? Let the games begin!

ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

adorable, children, Communication, Curiosity, education, Experience, eye-opening, funny, growth, Innocence, Insight, learning, life lessons, memorable, parenting, perspective, smp, Surprising, Toddler, ToddlerTeachingsMC, unexpected, wisdom

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

CraftyFoolsMC

advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	New Chunks Explored:	750986
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ores Mined:	9903	Magic Items Found:	7025
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!