But wait, there’s more! On our server, your net worth is capped at $50k. Why, you ask? Because we believe in equality and we don’t want any rich players flaunting their diamond armor and netherite swords while the rest of us are still rocking leather gear. Plus, it makes for some hilarious trading scenarios where players have to get creative with their limited resources.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience the wackiest adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!
On our server, you can explore new lands, mine for rare resources, and battle epic monsters – all without the stress of real-life relationship drama. Who needs a sugar daddy when you can mine for diamonds and gold in our virtual world?
So why join our server? Well, where else can you escape from the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among our friendly community of players.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And remember, on our server, the only sugar daddy you need is the one made of pixels!
We’ve got more drama than Liv living with her step-dad who refuses to change his ways. Witness the chaos as players try to convince each other to switch from mining for diamonds to mining for tofu! And don’t forget the mounts on the walls – they’re not going anywhere, just like the crazy antics on our server!
Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate showdown between family members trying to navigate through the ups and downs of living together in Minecraft. Who will come out on top – the step-dad who loves his meat and alcohol, or the college kids trying to make a change? The only way to find out is to join our server and witness the madness for yourself!
