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HateCraft Minecraft Server

Authenticity, conflicted emotions, digital dilemma, emotional struggle, HateCraft, i hate, inner conflict, Insecurity, just cuz, Minecraft, mixed feelings, online presence, online sharing, peer pressure, post anyway, reluctant posting, Self-expression, Server, sharing reluctantly, social media, social pressure, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Items Found:	3176
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and tame a dragon to be your loyal pet. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, dance parties with villagers, and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. Plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Anons, Beach, big, BlockyBanter, boobies, dft, Drama, Edition, fetish, Girls, gooning, horny, long tail tags, Minecraft, nutslop, PLAP, rules, Server, shoot, tags, Thread, Worship

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Crops Grown:	9716	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the almighty PLAP PLAP PLAP sound and shoot nutslop like there’s no tomorrow! Our server is filled with big beach boobies and plenty of gooning, so get ready to have a wild time.

Join us if you want to unleash your inner horniness and worship the girls that make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP. Just remember, no shotas or lolis allowed – we’re all about those big, beautiful beach boobies here.

And if you’re worried about drama, don’t be! We have a strict no-dramafaggot policy, so you can focus on having a good time without any unnecessary stress. So come on over and join us for some outrageous fun on our Minecraft server – you won’t regret it!

GenderGossip Minecraft Server

10. emotional intelligence, 11. gender stereotypes, 12. intimate details, 13. personal boundaries, 14. trust issues, 15. psychological insights, 16. cultural influences, 17. social norms, 18. taboo topics, 19. hidden desires, 2. relationship secrets, 20. gender perspectives., 3. hidden truths, 4. gender dynamics, 5. male secrets, 6. female secrets, 7. gender differences, 8. societal expectations, 9. communication barriers, gender secrets, GenderGossip, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is full of juicy secrets that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and uncover the truth about what opposite genders hide from each other. Did you know that creepers actually have a secret society where they discuss their plans to blow up unsuspecting players? And don’t even get us started on the skeletons and their obsession with fashion shows!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of Endermen who are actually expert chefs in disguise. They host cooking competitions where the loser gets teleported to the Nether for a spicy punishment!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions, come join us on our server and uncover the hilarious secrets of the opposite genders!

BlockRageCraft

anger control, anger issues, anger management, anger management strategies, anger management techniques, anger management tips., anger triggers, BlockRageCraft, calming techniques, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional well being, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, relaxation techniques, self soothing, self-care, self-control, stress relief

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Items Found:	1744
Potions Brewed:	148	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of getting ragey in Minecraft and punching your computer screen? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns your anger into rainbows and unicorns! Yes, you heard that right, angry players are transformed into magical creatures that spread joy and happiness across the land. So come join us and let your inner unicorn shine!

BlockyBattle Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, BlockyBattle, border, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, violence, War

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Runes Activated:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of a real-life war without actually getting hurt? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where the Israel-Hezbollah war is about to go down!

Witness the smoke on the horizon as explosions light up the sky and chaos reigns supreme. Build your own bomb shelter to hide from the madness or join in on the action and fight for your side.

Choose your allegiance wisely, because the fate of the server is in your hands. Will you be a hero and save the day, or will you be a villain and bring destruction to everything in your path? The choice is yours on this epic battlefield of blocky proportions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of war in the safety of your own home. Just watch out for creepers, they’re the real enemy here!

CraftyVietSeaClaim

CraftyVietSeaClaim, east asia, exclusive economic zone, extended continental shelf, Geopolitics, international arbitration, international law, maritime boundaries, maritime resources, regional security, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters, UN claim, UNCLOS, united nations, Vietnam, Vietnam-China relations, Vietnam’s maritime claims

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE CONTINENTAL SHELF THAN VIETNAM IN SOUTH CHINA SEA. WE GOT SO MUCH LAND YOU’LL NEVER RUN OUTTA SPACE TO BUILD YO CASTLE. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MERMAIDS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE FOR THE CONTINENTAL SHELF. LET’S SHOW VIETNAM WHO’S BOSS IN THIS MINECRAFT WORLD. #CONTINENTALSHELFWAR #MERMAIDTREASURE #LOLZ

JavaPieCraft

Apple Pie, brewed beverages, caffeine fix, caffeine withdrawal, cinnamon, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee drinkers, coffee flavors, coffee substitute, desperate measures, dog shit, flavored coffee, flavored water, JavaPieCraft, morning pick-me-up, morning rituals, morning routine, pantry staples, running out of coffee, shelved beverages

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	8294	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dragons Tamed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Secret Passages Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3337	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, it’s like drinking coffee flavored water but way better! We don’t just build houses, we build entire cities made out of apple-pie-and-cinnamon flavored blocks! And don’t worry about running out of coffee, we have a never-ending supply of caffeine to keep you mining and crafting for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie baristas who will trade you diamonds for lattes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most caffeinated adventure of your life!

Brain2Brawn: InflameCraft

alzheimer’s, brain inflammation, Brain2Brawn, diseases, INFECTIONS, InflameCraft, inflammation, long covid, long tail tags, muscle fatigue, muscle weakness, potential method, Prevent, research, triggers

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2848	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

so, like, you ever play on a minecraft server and your brain just feels all inflamed and stuff? well, our server has got the cure for that! join us and never worry about muscle weakness after infections again!

we got this crazy method that prevents muscle fatigue in all kinds of diseases, like long covid, alzheimer’s, and even just regular old infections.

join us and say goodbye to brain inflammation and muscle weakness, cuz on our server, you’ll be stronger than a diamond sword in the hands of a noob. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start flexing those virtual muscles like a boss!

Come join User’s Simple Minecraft Plance with no fancy stuff, just good ol’ 1.21 fun!

Adventure, application, BUILD, Chill, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Fancy, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Good, group, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Plance, Players, progress, Server, Simple, smp, Stuff, Survival, Users, world

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Number of Players	Small group of players
Server Progress	Not far progressed

If you would like to join the SMP, please fill a short application in the discord server: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the SMP?	Fill out a short application in the discord server provided in the overview.
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, the server is looking for new players to join.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	Please check the discord server for the latest version information.

JuicyCraft Minecraft Server

Game, JuicyCraft, Minecraft, now this was a game, now.., Server, succulent juices, this.., was

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t tickle your fancy? Well, look no further, because our server is like a juicy steak dripping with succulent juices of fun and excitement!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its hidden location?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!