Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

suspension, Minecraft, suspended, school gossip, social media

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

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NotAHeroJustBlocky

Passion, manly, Emotional Abuse, household chores, Expectations

Are you tired of being forced to do “manly” tasks like house renovations, gardening, and electrical work just because your mom thinks you need to be a manly man? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the pressures of the real world by building your own virtual paradise without anyone telling you what to do. No more being called gay for wanting to take a break or play video games – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can transport you to a world where moms are supportive, stepfathers do their fair share of the work, and you can finally feel loved and appreciated. So come on over and let’s build a world where you can truly be yourself – no judgment, just fun!

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NoH8JustM8Craft

Cliches, hate, detest, NoH8JustM8Craft, irksome sayings

Are you tired of hearing “it is what it is” all the time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of boring catchphrases! On our server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who have banned the use of any overused expressions. They communicate solely through interpretive dance and elaborate hand gestures. Join us and never hear those dreaded words again!

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XiCraft Minecraft Server: Make Minecraft Great Again!

international relations, Great, Server, cooperation, XiCraft

so like, u should totally join our epic minecraft server cuz like, trump and president xi are like bffs now and they want everyone to come together and play minecraft in harmony. like, can u imagine trump and xi building a giant castle together? it would be so lit. plus, there’s this rumor that if u join our server, u might actually get to meet them in game and they’ll give u special powers or something. like, who wouldn’t want that? so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again, together with trump and xi by our side. it’s gonna be yuge!

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LebCraft: Where TNT is the Only Villager Threat

civilian deaths, IDF attack, civilian targets, bbc investigation, LebCraft

LOL join our minecraft server cuz we got more explosions than an IDF attack on a Lebanon village, but don’t worry, only villagers are harmed! BBC even did a special report on our server cuz it’s so lit 🔥 come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness! Plus, we have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady villagers for rare items. It’s like a whole new world down there, man. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of our crazy server!

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Ginger Village: Anti-Inflammatory Fun

Management, Potential, Fun, T2DM, natural remedy

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT GINGERBREAD HOUSES AND SH*T!

OUR SERVER IS LIT AF WITH GINGER SUPPLEMENTS THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE A BOSS FIGHTING OFF CHRONIC LOW-GRADE INFLAMMATION!

WE EVEN HAVE A SPECIAL QUEST WHERE U GOTTA FIGHT DIABETIC ZOMBIES AND SAVE THE GINGERBREAD VILLAGE!

SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT WITH GINGER POWER, Y’ALL! 🤪🔥🍪 #GINGERGANG #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

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PolyGreat Minecraft server

Minecraft, Starter Kit, Economy, Fighting, Europe

Server with a real map of Europe, with ready-made countries. Come in, develop, fight, trade! Lead your state to greatness!

play.polygreat.ru

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karlssonSMP

karlssonSMP, Europe, dyeing, Discord, Datapack

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 4 launched on January 3rd, 2025, with a new world!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Custom Armor Statues: Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads: Adding details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures: Protecting your creations with antigrief features.
Multiplayer Sleep: Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District: Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
25k World Border: Explore an expansive world filled with opportunities and adventure.
Squaremap: The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their browser.
Map Resets: Fresh starts every 6 months to keep things exciting (Season 4 started January 3rd, 2025!)
Simple Voice Chat: Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops: Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.
Silence Me Datapack: Keep those noisy mobs quiet when you need a little peace.
Universal Dyeing Datapack: Unleash your creativity with easier dye options.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
Location: Europe
Current Version: 1.21.4

⏩ How to Join: Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

FAQ:

Q: How can I join karlssonSMP? A: To join karlssonSMP, head over to our Discord server and fill out an application.

Q: What are the server rules? A: Our server has a zero-tolerance policy against stealing, cheating, and griefing. All players are expected to follow these rules to maintain a safe gaming environment for everyone.

Q: Are there any in-game cosmetics available? A: Yes, we offer a variety of in-game cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: How often does the map reset? A: The map resets every 6 months to keep the gameplay exciting and fresh. Season 4 started on January 3rd, 2025.

MindCraft Haven 1.21.1

Haven, social media behavior, online counseling, mental health, Psychology

Yo, bro, forget about all those wannabe psychologists online, come join our Minecraft server where the only therapy you need is building a giant chicken out of blocks! Who needs real science when you can have virtual therapy sessions with a creeper? Join now and let your inner block artist shine!

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VacayVillains Minecraft Server

INDEPENDENCE, VacayVillains, Autonomy, generational differences, oversensitive

Are you tired of overbearing parents who just can’t seem to let you breathe? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world and experience true freedom!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom packing away your toothbrush in fear of it being used to clean the toilet. You can keep your toiletries right where you want them, no questions asked!

And forget about embarrassing moments in the change room – here, no one will barge in while you’re half naked trying on clothes. You can change in peace and privacy, without any unwanted interruptions.

Plus, when you order the wrong type of popcorn at our virtual shows, you won’t have to deal with any dramatic scenes at the bar. You can handle it yourself, no need for mom to step in and make a fuss!

Join our server now and take control of your own destiny – because here, you’re the boss! Say goodbye to feeling overwhelmed and anxious, and hello to a world where you can finally be yourself. And remember, on our server, you’re never too old to stand up for your autonomy – even if you’re a 30 year old (soon) woman!

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Getting The Boot