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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	275	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9346
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you feeling ancient and decrepit like a zombie villager? Well, fear not, because our server is here to inject some youth back into your virtual veins!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous Endermen, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! Our server is so lit, even the Nether is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, pulling pranks and causing chaos wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to the horrors of aging. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is yesterday’s builds!

Opmp hardcoreanarchy

Anarchy, Fun, Hardcore

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

This is a Hardcore Anarchy server meaning if you die, you’re dead forever, join for free, the server is only up when at least 1 player is on so I will try to be on there as often as I can so the server is joinable.

It’s on v1.12.2

opmp.aternos.me:40991

PureSurvival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	152	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Divine Spears Created:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Hello! PureSurvival is just that, a purely survival server. There are a few basic commands but thats it! We hope everyone has a fun time and gets along!

play.puresurvival.xyz

WestEnd server Minecraft

Clans, Economy, Hardcore, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Without Launcher

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

About the server:

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✨ VKontakte group: vk.com/westend_vk

✨ IP – west-end.ru

✨ Version – 1.17-1.20.4

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✨ Welcome to the world of unlimited possibilities! ✨

On our server you will find yourself in the center of a magical world, where every step opens the door to new adventures. We have created a unique space where creativity and innovation meet at every corner.

Our NPCs will be your guides throughout the game. This will help you quickly get used to the server.

✨ Art: Discover a world where you can become an artist, creating unique works of art.

✨ Competitions and Achievements: Each of your achievements will be noted. Show everyone that you are capable of taking a place among the best.

✨ Economy and Trade: Create your own store or become part of a global trading network. Your financial independence starts here.

✨ Communication without Borders: Thanks to integration with Discord and the presence of Plasmovoice voice chat, you will always be in touch with your friends and community. We have Emotecraft support to interact with players.

✨ Protection and Security: Our protection systems will ensure the integrity of your buildings and possessions. Build, create and live without fear of unwanted guests, if you were able to earn money for private.

✨ Unique Interface: Our visualizations and interactive menus will make your gameplay intuitive and exciting. Immerse yourself in the game, exploring all its aspects with ease.

✨ Creativity and Decorations: With our huge database of heads and decorative elements, your imagination will have unlimited possibilities to realize your wildest ideas.

✨ Support for Current Versions: We monitor the latest updates so that you can enjoy the game without interruptions and restrictions. Always stay up to date with innovations with us.

Join us today and become part of our exciting community, where every day promises new discoveries and fun. Let your adventure begin now! ✨❤️

west-end.ru

Galaxiemc

Classic Prison, op prison, Prison

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	813
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Server IP: play.galaxiemc.net

play.galaxiemc.net

Mellowland

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3371	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Looking for a simple minecraft server to play on with your friends? Welcome to MELLOWLAND! We have: Skywars, Plots, Bedwars, And duels! More coming soon…

AykesMC.aternos.me

❤️ FunnyMC ❤️ – BOTTOM ESTONIAN TRASH JIMMY Minecraft server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

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FunnyMC server on version 1.8 – 1.20+

— Survival, Vulture, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, MurderMystery

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, holiday beach, prostitutes

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – play.FunnyMC.net

Website: https://mcfunny.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/funnymc

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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livaysmajesty.funnymc.net

Helvetis

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Emeralds Found:	2421
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Divine Spears Created:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

What is Hélvetis: This is a Minecraft server under Version [ 1.9 / 1.16 ] whose cracked accounts are accepted. *The server brings together different activities: – A skyblock: a unique economy, an ore generator other than simple cobblestone and a multitude of island improvements. – Several mini-games: includes a TNTRun, a Bedwars, different Parkours, and much more… – A creative world: Enough to show us your construction talents – A survival world: Go on an adventure and rediscover the pleasure of vanilla survival with others – PVP: Varied and dynamic arenas are available to you on the server.

play.helvetis.net

Prolythium skyblock

Balanced Economy, Fun, Skyblock

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	279
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mines Excavated:	3778

Introducing Prolythium, a new gaming server for Minecraft and Rust. Our goal is to provide players with an outstanding gaming experience by building high-quality servers. Join us and discover new adventures in Minecraft, Rust and Garry’s Mod!

https://discord.gg/prolythium

Open 24/7

50.20.248.154

Cat Realms

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Holy Grails Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

We are a fairly new semi-vanilla server, with some plugins to enhance the experience :D. We have cool things such as economy, cosmetics, and minigames!, including boat racing, mob arena, and parkour.

catrealms.meloncu.be

KOODIX server Minecraft

Anarchy, Clans, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Donations, No Private, Pirate, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Potions Brewed:	90
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ores Mined:	4585

KoodIx – An enjoyable Minecraft server to play, where people can play

people with different tastes and preferences.

Rich selection of modes, game options and unique mechanics

They won’t let you get bored, and everyone will definitely like them.

Choose our server and get unforgettable emotions

from the game, KoodIx – Come in and play; Fun awaits!

mc.koodix.ru:26711