getting hosed again

Crafty Coconut Cove
Coconut, Cove, Crafty, getting hosed, getting hosed again, summer blend, summer blendAre, summer blendAre we getting hosed, summer blendAre we getting hosed again
Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you feeling like you just got hosed? Look no further than our server! Our summer blend will have you diving into a world of fun and craziness like never before.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves surrounded by unicorns riding on flying pigs. The player was so amazed that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT ZOMBIE CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES! Where else can you find that kind of excitement?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of summer blend madness!

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New Server IP
XmasGiftDramaCraft
airfare costs, attendance standards, christmas gift, disney world, expensive trip, family conflict, family dynamics, family vacation, holiday stress, long road trip, MIL drama, Peacekeeping, public preschool, refusing gifts, rental car expenses, selfish grandmother, Spring Break, toddler travel, vacation planning, XmasGiftDramaCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family vacation to Disney World.
Imagine logging in and being greeted by a magical world where toddlers rule the land and grandparents are pulling all the strings. Will you brave the 18-hour drive with a toddler in tow, or will you take the plunge and splurge on outrageously priced airfare just to join in on the fun? The choice is yours!
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through family drama, unexpected surprises, and maybe even a few meltdowns along the way. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer the chaos, or will you be left wondering why you ever logged on in the first place?
So come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the family dynamics at play. Who needs Disneyland when you have this level of excitement waiting for you?

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New Server IP
CareerCraft SMP: Grind, Craft, Succeed!
Adaptability, career advancement, Career Advice, CareerCraft, communication skills, continuous learning, Craft, Decision making, emotional intelligence, goal-setting, grind, leadership skills, Mentorship, networking, perseverance, personal branding, Professional Growth, resilience, self improvement, skill development, smp, Succeed, teamwork, Time management, work-life balance
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the aspiring young men out there!
Join us for a chance to become the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur! Build your empire from the ground up, starting with a humble dirt hut and working your way up to a diamond palace. Need career-building advice? Look no further than our resident Minecraft guru, Steve, who went from mining coal to owning his own Ender Dragon farm in just one week!
But that’s not all – we also offer exclusive opportunities for young men to showcase their creativity and leadership skills. Want to become the mayor of a bustling village? Or maybe you’d prefer to lead a team of fearless adventurers on a quest to defeat the Wither? The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky SMP!
So why wait? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

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New Server IP
BlockyTurnOffs
annoying habits, BlockyTurnOffs, DATING, deal breakers, massive turn off, Pet Peeves, red flags, relationships, turn off, turn offs in a coworker, turn offs in a crush, turn offs in a date, turn offs in a friend, turn offs in a girl, turn offs in a guy, turn offs in a partner, turn offs in a person, turn offs in a relationship, turn offs in a significant other, turn offs in men, turn-offs in women
Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie that tells dad jokes. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a hot dog costume? We got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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New Server IP
GrenadeCraft Minecraft Server
Arkhangelsk, Arkhangelsk school, arms production, controversy, education, Explosives, grenade components, GrenadeCraft, high school, international news, Manufacturing, Military, Minecraft, News, production, russia, russia news, Safety, school project, Server, Students, weapons
Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, this high school in Russia is making grenade parts, bro! Like, imagine all the crazy explosions and chaos you can cause on this server! It’s gonna be lit, fam!
Join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft experience ever! Who needs diamonds when you can have grenades, amirite? Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together! Join now before the authorities shut us down, lol!

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New Server IP
MineCraftCancerRiskLOL
Cancer, cancer risk, employment, full-time, health, health study, Job, long hours, MineCraftCancerRiskLOL, occupational health., research, Risk, stress, study, Swiss study, work, work hours, work-life balance, work-related cancer, workload, Workplace
join dis server if u wanna avoid cancer cuz apparently working too much gives u dat shiz. so come play minecraft all day instead and live forever. also, rumor has it dat dis server is run by a secret society of llamas who control the fate of the universe. join now to uncover da truth and maybe even become a llama yourself. just sayin’.

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New Server IP
Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!
Adventure, AVOID, Brackets, Community, Currency, diamonds, Discord, Events, Farms, Fun, hermitcraft, Infrastructure, java, Join, LGBTQ, Mature, MEGABASES, Minecraft, ocean monument, Player Shops, Players, Railroads, Server26, Small, smp, Square, Survival, Vanilla
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name play.server26.net
Map https://map.server26.net/
Discord https://server26.net/discord
Server Features
- No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
- No (Mojang) chat reports
- No McMMO or donation perks
- World will never reset
- Land claiming available
- Player trading via signs
- Community-built spawn area
- No adminshops
- Public farms available
Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, occasional events, and helpful staff and players make for a welcoming atmosphere on the server.
Gameplay
Vanilla server experience with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and player-driven economy using diamonds as currency.
Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD, running on Paper with various plugins for land claiming, chest shops, night skipping, and quality of life tweaks.
FAQ
Q: Can I join if I’m under 18?
A: No, the server is strictly 18+. Please be 18 or older to join.
Q: Are there any donation perks or pay-to-win features?
A: No, there are no donation perks or pay-to-win features on the server.
Q: Can I use warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?
A: No, those commands are disabled on the server to maintain a vanilla experience.
Q: Will the world ever reset?
A: No, the world will never reset, allowing for long-term projects and megabases.
Q: How do I claim land on the server?
A: You can use GriefPrevention plugin to protect areas with a golden shovel and manage permissions for other players.
Q: What currency is used on the server?
A: Diamonds are the default currency used by players on the server.
Q: Are there public farms available for use?
A: Yes, there are lots of public farms available for players to use on the server.
Q: How can I get more claimblocks for land claiming?
A: You will earn more claimblocks as you play on the server.
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New Server IP
BootyCraft Minecraft Server
amusing, animal, Animals, asterisks, BootyCraft, butt, Butts, Chuckle, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, humoristic, jokes, laugh out loud, Laughter, lmaoo, Minecraft, rofl, Server, xd
Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive party where all the animals on the server wore pants on their butts! LMAO, animal butts in pants are just too funny to handle!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get me started on the llamas who think they’re the next big rap stars – their rhymes are so bad, they’re good!
Join us for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

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New Server IP
Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?
addiction, cancer risk, cardiovascular diseases, cigarettes, Good, harmful chemicals, harmful effects, health risks, long-term effects, lung cancer, Minecraft, nicotine, public health, quitting smoking, respiratory diseases, secondhand smoke, smoking, smoking cessation, smoking-related illnesses, smp, tobacco, tobacco industry, tobacco use
Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to smoke cigarettes while playing? Look no further! Our server is filled with smokers who believe that cigarettes actually improve your gaming skills.
Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, like trying to build a giant cigarette tower or creating a cigarette farm to keep our supply fully stocked. Don’t worry, we have virtual doctors on standby to make sure your virtual lungs are in tip-top shape.
So if you’re ready to light up and laugh your way through Minecraft, join us on our server where cigarettes are the key to success!

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New Server IP
SibSquad Minecraft Server
adoption, car accident, children, custody, disagreement, Duty, family, financial support, foster care, Home ownership, insurance, Minecraft, parenting, perspective, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, SETTLEMENT, Siblings, SibSquad, Support, Tragedy, trust fund
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and intense relationship drama that will make your head spin!
Witness the epic saga of a player who inherited a fortune, took in their younger brother, and had twin boys with a casual hookup who now wants to adopt her siblings from foster care. Will they get married? Will they live happily ever after? Find out on our server!
With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

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New Server IP
NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL
Bridesmaids, children, civil married, Drama, family, flower girl, groomsmen, Kids, Meaningful, Niece, NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL, religious wedding, ring bearer, Rude, sister, spoiled, Visit
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family wedding? Look no further! Join our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!
We promise no spoiled flower girls will be allowed on our server, so you can build in peace without any rude interruptions. Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make your real-life wedding planning seem like a walk in the park.
So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to relax and build some awesome creations, join our server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over flower girl placements.

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New Server IP

Server Name	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features

Community

Gameplay

Specs & Plugins

FAQ

Q: Can I join if I’m under 18?

Q: Are there any donation perks or pay-to-win features?

Q: Can I use warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?

Q: Will the world ever reset?

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

Q: What currency is used on the server?

Q: Are there public farms available for use?

Q: How can I get more claimblocks for land claiming?