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Crafty Coconut Cove

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you feeling like you just got hosed? Look no further than our server! Our summer blend will have you diving into a world of fun and craziness like never before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves surrounded by unicorns riding on flying pigs. The player was so amazed that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT ZOMBIE CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES! Where else can you find that kind of excitement?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of summer blend madness!

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	60
Farms Harvested:	466	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! True story. And another player rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and won! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. And remember, always buy. His. Games. Trust us, it’s worth it.

The Minecraft SMP Superstar

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the players are as wild as the mobs!

Picture this: a showdown between Mayu Iwatani and Momo Kohgo against Tam Nakano and Sayaka Kurara, with the fate of the server hanging in the balance! Will Syuri and Saki Kashima be able to take down AZM and Miyu Amasaki in an epic battle for resources? And don’t even get us started on the tag team match between Hanan, Rina, and Hina against Starlight Kid, Ruaka, and Saya Iida – it’s going to be a blocky brawl for the ages!

But that’s not all – join us for special events like the Hanan, Rina, and Hina Shimotsuke City Triumphant Return Commemorative Event, where anything can happen! Will Aya Sakura be able to defeat Natsuko Tora in a showdown for the ages? Will Lady C and Ranna Yagami be able to take down the powerhouse duo of Mayu Iwatani and Momo Kohgo?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6832	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4034

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Burgers Are U Okey? Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a cheeseburger? Well, now you can!

Our server is home to the legendary Burger King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the best burger recipes. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your culinary skills, he will grant you access to his secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, there are also rumors of a group of mischievous players known as the Semite Criminals who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and prank you with explosive chickens. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Remember, on this server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of rainbow wool. See you in the game, burger lovers!

Snooker – UK Minecraft SMP Championship

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Alright, listen up ya Minecraft maniacs! It’s Quarter-Finals day at the Barb’ in York on our server! We got Barry “Block Breaker” Hawkins facing off against Shaun “Creeper Slayer” Murphy in a bo11 showdown. And don’t miss Judd “Redstone Wizard” Trump taking on Zhang “Ender Dragon Tamer” Anda later on!

But wait, there’s more! Mark “Diamond Miner” Allen is going head to head with Jack “Lava Jumper” Lisowski, while Kyren “Potion Master” Wilson battles it out with Michael “Zombie Hunter” Holt. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions!

Join our server for all the Minecraft madness and mayhem you can handle. We’ve got more twists and turns than a Nether fortress, and more laughs than a pig riding a minecart. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

Results and schedule are posted on our website, but who needs that when you can watch the action live on BBC Online or one of our many unofficial Twitch streams. And don’t forget to mark your calendars for the Shoot-Out and Scottish Open events coming up. It’s gonna be a blast, so don’t miss out!

Starry Rails Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the mobs in the game? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s like riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava – exhilarating and slightly dangerous!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone circuits. And our community is as vibrant as a field of blooming flowers in a Minecraft meadow.

But that’s not all! Our server is so legendary, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of diamonds, and more fun than a creeper at a fireworks show.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond sword – you’re gonna need both!

Meme Harold on SOL Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because our server is full of wild adventures and crazy antics that will keep you on your toes!

Join us and you’ll witness the legendary tale of the Indian in the Thumb. Legend has it that deep within the server, there is a mystical Indian warrior who guards a giant thumb made entirely of emerald blocks. Some say he’s there to protect it from griefers, while others believe he’s just really into thumbs. Either way, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and ignore the Indian in the thumb for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

MystiCraft survival server Minecraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

This is the best survival server with friends!

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Anti-Social Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where socializing is a breeze… for a short while! Join us if you enjoy making friends quickly and then ghosting them just as fast. Our community is perfect for those who thrive on short-lived connections and love the thrill of leaving people hanging.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature called the “Attachment Meter” where you can track how attached people are getting to you before you inevitably disappear. It’s like a game within a game!

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can make fleeting friendships and then disappear into the virtual abyss, look no further. Join us now and experience the thrill of being the ultimate social butterfly… for a limited time only!

Signs 2002 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only aliens you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve tamed and put to work mining diamonds for us! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant creepers, secret treasure hunts in haunted mansions, and a never-ending supply of cake (seriously, we have a cake factory run by llamas).

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a dance-off. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of Dance King?

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey full of laughter, danger, and questionable llama fashion choices, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism…those aliens can be sneaky.