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Crafty Coconut Cove

Coconut, Cove, Crafty, getting hosed, getting hosed again, summer blend, summer blendAre, summer blendAre we getting hosed, summer blendAre we getting hosed again

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	7781	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you feeling like you just got hosed? Look no further than our server! Our summer blend will have you diving into a world of fun and craziness like never before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves surrounded by unicorns riding on flying pigs. The player was so amazed that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT ZOMBIE CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES! Where else can you find that kind of excitement?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of summer blend madness!

PixelPuffPalace

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Towns Built:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Looking for a server that will blow your mind (but not your lungs)? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a smoke-free experience that will have you addicted in no time (to building, of course).

Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those nasty cigarettes. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, and if you find him, he’ll grant you three wishes (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So put down the pack and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be smoking is the competition. Join now for a breath of fresh air (literally, because there’s no smoke here)!

SeineSwimCraft Minecraft Server

athletes, Competition, Endurance, Event, France, health, last-minute testing, Minecraft, Outdoor, Paris, Race, river, Safe, Safety, seine, SeineSwimCraft, Server, sports, swim, swimming, Testing, Triathletes, water sports

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got triathletes swimmin in da Seine river as last-minute testin shows it’s safe! like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server where u can swim with triathletes in a river that used to be dirty af but now it’s all clean and stuff? plus, rumor has it that if u join dis server, u might even get superpowers from da clean river water! so come on, join now and become a superhero swimmin in da Seine river with triathletes!

TehranTakedownMC

Assassination, Conflict, current events, extremism, foreign relations, gaza, Hamas, iran, Islamic, Ismail Haniyeh, Israel, Killed, leader, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, News, Palestinian, Politics, Tehran, TehranTakedownMC, Terrorism

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and take out ur frustrations on virtual blocks instead of real life stuff. We got zombies, creepers, and even a secret level where u can battle a giant hamster boss named Fluffy. Plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u unlock the power to fly and shoot lasers from ur eyes. So come join da fun and let’s get blocky together!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

Cheating vectors, CraftyLove, dead people, Fine People hoax, Idenouncethetalmud, Identifying Trump supporters, Jan-6 hoax, Leftist brainwashing, love, Minecraft, On-the-fence citizens, optimism, pragmatism, Preventing Cheating, register to vote, Server, Trump Victory, Voter role sheets, voting process, WhereisJoe

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we focus on helping Trump secure victory in the most epic way possible! We may not have the stats on Kamala’s performance, but we do have a whole lot of craziness to offer. Join us as we brainstorm methods to prevent cheating, like identifying Trump supporters in our social circles and helping them register to vote. We’ll also uncover major leftist brainwashing attempts, like the Jan-6 hoax and the “Fine People” hoax. And if you’ve witnessed any cheating in the voting process, share your stories with us! Let’s make sure our voices are heard and our blocks are placed in the right places. #WhereisJoe #Idenouncethetalmud (whatever that means) – Join us now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Minecraft SMP: 2000sMovieMasterpiece

“2000s”, 2000sMovieMasterpiece, award winning, best of the decade, Cinema, classic, critically acclaimed, film, greatest movie, greatest movie of the 2000s, iconic, Masterpiece, memorable, Minecraft, must watch, smp, top film, top film of the 2000s, top movie, top movie of the 2000s, top rated, top rated film, top rated movie

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the greatest movie of the 2000s – full of drama, action, and unexpected plot twists!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, intense treasure hunts for rare diamonds, and hilarious pranks that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where players can access unlimited resources and unlock special powers. Will you be the one to discover its hidden secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server?

SexCraft: No Roommate, No Problem!

apartment living, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Christian values, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, guest policy, Intimacy, long-distance relationship, mutual respect, privacy, Problem, relationships, Respect, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, roommate etiquette, school housing, sex, SexCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have strict rules about when you can have guests over! Just like in this crazy story where one roommate tried to control when another could get intimate with their partner, we have a rule that you can only mine diamonds when the moon is full and the cows are mooing in unison.

But don’t worry, we’re a Christian server so we understand the importance of boundaries. As long as our resident witch isn’t brewing potions in her room, you’re free to build your castle and slay dragons to your heart’s content. And if you need to have a secret rendezvous with your Minecraft crush, just make sure to send a raven to alert the rest of the players.

Join us for a wild ride of drama, boundaries, and epic Minecraft adventures. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

MustacheCraft

Appliance, beauty, drying, Grooming, hair accessories, hair appliance, hair care, hair dryer, hair drying, hair grooming, hair maintenance, hair products, hair styling, hair styling tools, hair tools, head, mustache, MustacheCraft, nose, personal care

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the hair dryers are made of diamonds and the mustaches are made of gold! we have a secret underground lair where all the mustache-wearing players gather to plot world domination.

our server is so lit that even the creepers are wearing mustaches and top hats. you can ride on a pig with a mustache while shooting arrows at flying chickens with monocles.

if you join our server, you will be granted the power to summon a giant mustache to crush your enemies. and don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja llamas trained in the art of mustache combat to protect your creations.

so come on over and experience the wackiest, most mustache-filled minecraft server you’ve ever seen. join us now and become part of the mustache revolution!

Lunar-Sphere

collaboration, Community, construction, cube building, elemental skills, Events, Exploration, friendship, Gadgets, Landclaiming, Leveling, machinery building, magic casting, music production, new music, Progression, Resource Gathering, Roleplay, socializing, space exploration, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2366	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	910

audius.party

ElementalSMP: Where creeper hugs are mandatory and getting lost in caves is a rite of passage

Better MC 4, building, Caves, Community, core, creeper, Discord, discussions, Economy, ElementalSMP, Forge, hugs, Lag, Lost, Mandatory, minecraft development, Modded, Modpack, Nationiers, passage, Polls, public survival server, Quality, Rite, self-hosted, smp, Status, Suggestions, System admin, Tech, Trading, voice chat, Whitelisted players

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchantments Applied:	138
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Whitelist SMP
Focus	Community building, collaboration, longevity
Features	Fully functioning economy, tech, building, voice chat
Status	Pre access whitelist

FAQs

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to get whitelisted. Visit our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/8kM7RYp9hw

2. What modpack is being used on the server?

The modpack being used is BMC4.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Yes! We welcome all community members to weigh in on suggestions and discussions to shape the future of our world.

4. Is the server self-hosted?

Yes, we are self-hosted which means we have full control over our server hardware to ensure quality and minimal lag.

LimbusCraft Minecraft Server

Chapter 6.5, Cleanup Captain Outis, countdown, current events, Current Extractions, download links, Ego, FAQs, Fell Bullet Heathcliff, General guide, Gregor, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, Murder on the WARP Express, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, season 4, Server, Sinner info, Upcoming Events, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, W Corp

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Towns Built:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	978913
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Enchantments Applied:	143	Void Gems Collected:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Wuthering and try to survive Chapter 6.5 – Murder on the WARP Express.

This server is not for the faint of heart, as it’s directly tied to the insanity of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers, twists, and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

So why wait? Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and prepare yourself for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, the tutorial is important – you never know what secrets it may hold. See you on the other side!