getting hosed – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Crafty Coconut Cove

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you feeling like you just got hosed? Look no further than our server! Our summer blend will have you diving into a world of fun and craziness like never before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves surrounded by unicorns riding on flying pigs. The player was so amazed that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT ZOMBIE CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES! Where else can you find that kind of excitement?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of summer blend madness!

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Blocky McBlockface: ABSOLUTE FACT Edition

Absolute, ABSOLUTE FACT, barbaric nation, blocky, Conflict Resolution, Edition, ethnic cleansing, fact, Genocide, global condemnation, historical injustice, human rights violation, human suffering, humanitarian crisis, international community, international law, Israel, McBlockface, Middle East conflict, Palestinian rights, peace negotiations, political controversy, united nations, War Crimes, world opinion

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a utopia for all players to escape the harsh realities of the world. And speaking of harsh realities, did you know that the international community has all agreed that Israel is a barbaric nation committing genocide? Don’t worry, we’re not here to start a political debate, we’re here to have some fun!

Join our server and experience a world where the only genocide happening is against creepers and zombies. Our community is so international that we have players from all corners of the globe coming together to build, explore, and maybe even overthrow oppressive regimes (in the game, of course).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a chicken suit? Where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? And where else can you find a group of players who will have your back no matter what, even if you accidentally set their house on fire (again)?

Forget about real-world politics and come join us in our virtual paradise. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to world peace while mining for diamonds. Or maybe you’ll just end up in a never-ending prank war with your fellow players. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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Forever and Ever Isles {SMP} Java Edition for the Big Kids Only! Whitelist, Dynmap, and Rainbow Friendly!

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Welcome to Infinity Isles!
We are a fresh 18+, semi-vanilla Java Minecraft server which began on the 25th of March this year. Our community started off small but has since expanded massively, bringing in players from all across the globe into an exciting and close knitted community. We are always looking for new players to join us so if this sounds like the fit for you, be sure to apply!

What makes us stand out?

SEMI VANILLA: Our server is whitelisted and for 18+ players only. We are a primarily vanilla survival server with additions to improve gameplay such as fast leaf decay, dynmap and head drops. We also welcome the use of Litematica.
SERVER LOCATION: We are hosted on the East US coast to ensure good connection and reachability for players all around the world.
PLAYER RUN PROJECTS: As we are a new server, we are actively looking for players to help with developing the server’s appearance! Whether you are a builder or a material gatherer, everyone’s effort is appreciated to help the server grow its collection of beautiful builds!
ADVENTURES: Infinity Isles has its very own history and lore for you to explore! Join to see if you can discover the world’s mystical secrets and hidden gems!
SHOPPING DISTRICT: Infinity Isles has its very own player-run shopping district with light rules to ensure the economy of the server remains stable and fair!
EVENTS: We hold weekly events with prizes in store, such as our weekly fishing contests held on weekends, spleef, build contests and more!
NO PAY-TO-WIN: Donation perks are strictly non-P2W to ensure every player has the fairest playing experience. All proceeds go directly towards improving server performance as the server continues to expand and grow each week. Contributors have access to fun commands such as /sit and /lay and will also be able to access player head database using /hdb. You can browse our donation options at https://infinityisles.tebex.io/.
STAFF: Our team of friendly staff are here to help you if you need a hand!
DISCORD: We have an active community over on Discord regularly chatting in channels and in voice chats!

Our map is still largely unexplored, however we will be expanding the map’s borders by the time the 1.21 update rolls around so you won’t need to worry about your builds being reset.

Join us today! Apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/GEZF7qDXWb

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server only for players aged 18 and above?	Yes, our server is specifically for players aged 18 and above.
Are there any donation perks on the server?	Yes, we have donation perks available but they are strictly non-Pay-To-Win to ensure fair gameplay for all players.
Can players contribute to player-run projects on the server?	Absolutely! We encourage players to contribute to developing the server’s appearance through building and material gathering.
Are there weekly events on the server?	Yes, we hold weekly events such as fishing contests, spleef, build contests, and more with prizes for participants.
Is there a Discord community for the server?	Yes, we have an active Discord community where players can chat in channels and voice chats.

Crafty Jew Crew

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the creepers is the conspiracy theories! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why all the diamonds in the game are actually controlled by a secret society of Minecraft-playing Jews.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter, like flying pigs and zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them isn’t for more diamonds).

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a house out of enchanted golden apples while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled Nether portal? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Illuminati).

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Macmillan’s Minecraft Mayhem: Building Blocks of British Banter

AMERICANS, ancient civilizations, banter, blocks, British, British Prime Minister, Britons, building, constantinople, cultural influence, Fifth Rome, global power, greeks, History, imperialism, leadership, macmillan, Macmillans, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, roman empire, Rome, teaching, washington d.c., world history

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Come join our server where we reenact the rise and fall of empires!

We have British Prime Minister Macmillan leading the charge, teaching Americans how to be the new Roman Empire. Will they succeed or will they crumble like Constantinople?

Join us as we discover the mystery of the Fifth Rome and see if Washington D.C. can hold up against the might of Moscow. It’s a battle of epic proportions that you won’t want to miss! So grab your pickaxe and join the fun on our server today!

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V for Vanilla, where chaos is the only constant! No map resets, just endless fun on 1.20.4!

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V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.20.4

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M

No Map Resets

Random, unprotected spawn area

No TPA or Sethome

Griefing & Killing Allowed

No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)

Chat isn’t strictly moderated

Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban

Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: No, the server is vanilla only.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Yes, griefing is allowed but please follow the server rules.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building?

A: You are free to build wherever you like, but please be respectful to other players.

CraftyCreeperz – Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest Minecraft server in town. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any loss of sanity or sudden urge to build a giant statue of a potato while playing on our server.)

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Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

Anime, BLEW, Crafty, cute, design, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, fan reactions, fashion, feel, Gaming, gura, hololive, House, internet, lolz, McCraftface, new outfit, onee san, outfit reveal, Sexy, shark, speculation, Tnt, trend, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage! Why should you join? Well, picture this: what if Gura from Hololive got a new outfit that turned her into a sexy onee-san? That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even virtual shark transformations!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that finding it will bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant wishes, but be warned, it’s also been known to prank unsuspecting players with explosive surprises!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Build, explore, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the mysterious Nether realm. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky wonders? See you there, fellow gamers!

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survival.gg

Adventure, BUILD, Challenges, Conquer, Craft, Cross-Play, Dungeons, epic gear, Events, Explore, Friends, Journey, Lifetime, lush forests, Memories, mobs, PvE, PvP, rugged mountains, Skills, Survival, weekly events, Wilderness

Welcome to survival.gg!

Dive into the ultimate Minecraft survival adventure!

Explore a world teeming with endless possibilities! From lush forests to rugged mountains, there’s always something new to discover!

Build your dream home, craft epic gear, and conquer the wilderness with your friends!

Battle fierce mobs, conquer dungeons, and prove your skills in thrilling challenges!

Join us for weekly events and make memories that last a lifetime!

Ready to embark on the journey of a lifetime? Join survival.gg now!

play.survival.gg

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⭐ WRITE TO ALL ADMIN ➜ /FREE ⚠ 95% DISCOUNTS ⚠ v1.X Minecraft server

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Friend, have you been looking for a high-quality server for Minecraft Pe for a long time? Welcome to us! hypego.ru 19132

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Discord https://discord.gg/gnCTfqP

hypego.ru:19139

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TomatoPotato SMP

building, Claiming, Community, creativity, Discord, emerald production, End resets, Events, minecraft server, Mini Games, PvP, Shops, Survival, TEAM, Team Pvp, Terralith, Terralith plugin, TomatoPotato SMP, TOWN, Towny, Trading, Vanilla, villagers, war events, world border

-=– 𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠ℙ𝕠𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕠 𝕊𝕄ℙ –=-Join the discord here: https://discord.gg/eUgvVwHxaW

TomatoPotato SMP is a feature-rich Minecraft server with a focus on community and creativity. Whether you’re looking to build, trade, or battle, there’s something for everyone.We have:🎉 Hourly Events: Participate in PVP, random challenges, villager trading, and mining events with unique prizes.

🛒 Server Spawn: Start at spawn, teleport randomly once, and buy plots to set up shops or minigames.

🏡 Towny: Create and manage your own town, attract villagers, and upgrade your town for special effects and improved emerald production.

🔒 Claiming: Secure your land with claim blocks, which increase over time.

⚔️ PVP: Toggle PVP on or off and choose whether to risk item loss. Participate in mandatory PVP during weekly war events.

📅 Weekly Events: Enjoy themed events organized by @Gamedash43 with sneak peeks available.

🌍 World Features: The world border is set to 10,000 blocks, periodic End resets, and enhanced world generation with the Terralith plugin.

Join today and become a part of the TomatoPotato SMP community!

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