getting hosed – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Crafty Coconut Cove

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you feeling like you just got hosed? Look no further than our server! Our summer blend will have you diving into a world of fun and craziness like never before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves surrounded by unicorns riding on flying pigs. The player was so amazed that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT ZOMBIE CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES! Where else can you find that kind of excitement?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of summer blend madness!

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Reagan’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where we settle political debates with epic build battles! Trump may be the modern day Ronald Reagan, but on our server, he’s just another player trying to survive in a blocky world. Democrats are framing him as a Nazi? Please, on our server, we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of llamas to worry about political drama. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds are the conspiracy theories floating around spawn.

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moms friends once again asked her if… Minecraft SMP

ASKED, blockquotepmoms, DATING, emotional struggle, Friends, Girlfriend, if, Insecurity, Loneliness, Minecraft, moms, peer pressure, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, shame, Single life, SMPpblockquote, social pressure, societal expectations, support system, young adult

Are you tired of your mom’s friends constantly asking about your non-existent love life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the awkward questions and focus on building relationships with blocks instead of people! Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a loyal pet pig as your main squeeze? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood romantic looking for love – maybe you’ll find your soulmate in the End dimension! Join now and never feel ashamed about your relationship status again!

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RoyalCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

Battlefield of Memories, clan battle, Dungeon x2, EXP 1.5x, Exploration x2, H.Kyoka, H.Mimi, H.Misogi, Halloween Limited Prize Gacha, Hard x2, Investigation x2, Kotposter Resources, main story update, Master Coins x1.5, Minecraft, MODERN, new player guide, pcrg, PriFes, Princess Connect! Re:Dive, rate-up banners, Resources, RoyalCraft, Server, TS.Kyaru, TS.Suzuna, Ultimate Refining, VH x2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a chance to win limited edition Halloween prizes that will make your friends green with envy. We’ve got Wurm (Perma) banners that will have you slaying dragons in no time.

But wait, there’s more! How about a PriFes event featuring Misogi, Mimi, and Kyoka? It’s like a party in your inventory!

And don’t even get us started on our ongoing events – VH x2, TS.Kyaru/TS.Suzuna UEs, Ultimate Refining, Battlefield of Memories, and so much more!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find Pirate Anna chilling in the shop or stumble upon some master coins that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

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””Stable Diffusion General – Minecraft SMP””

A1111, abs, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, diffusion, Discord, Forge, general, inpaint, LoRAs, Minecraft, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL, Prompt metadata, pvc, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, TRASH RESOURCES

Welcome to the most ABSolutely PVC-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous creations and insane stories that will leave you questioning reality.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have 20 pounds of ABS and PVC just waiting to be crafted into the most absurd structures you can imagine. Want to build a giant toilet made entirely out of PVC pipes? Go for it! How about an ABS rollercoaster that defies all laws of physics? The sky’s the limit (literally, because who needs gravity anyway?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most advanced technology, like the A1111 and Forge/reForge Installation Guides that will revolutionize the way you play Minecraft. Want to train LORAs or learn to inpaint like a pro? We’ve got you covered.

And let’s not forget about our exclusive models, like EasyFluff, IndigoMix, and PonyDiffusionV6. These are not your average Minecraft skins – they’re next level creations that will make your character stand out in the crowd.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey through the world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of ABS and PVC). See you on the server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness!

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Break Time Minecraft Server

acceptance, alternative lifestyle, Boundaries, Break, consent, dommy mommy, FANTASY, fetish, futa, gender, Happiness, Intimacy, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, racebait, ragebait, relationship, sacrifice, Semen, Server, Sexuality, taboo, Time

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and wacky experience like no other! Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet your very own “dommy mommy gf” who is everything you’ve ever dreamed of…except for one small detail. She’s got a futa cock and balls that need to dump her futa semen in you every day. But hey, sacrifice your asshole for happiness, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Build your dream world, fight off hordes of zombies, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find true love in the form of a dommy mommy futa girlfriend. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what Minecraft is all about, right?

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Tony Schiavone Minecraft SMP: “Idiots Or Bots”

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Are you tired of the negativity and tribalism in the Minecraft community? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we embrace all things chaotic and ridiculous!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. From building giant statues of chickens to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, we have a strict no negativity policy. If you bring any drama or bad vibes, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity (just kidding…maybe).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

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What is the IP for LoL Esports Minecraft Server?

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LoL Esports is the professional competitive gaming league for the popular online multiplayer game League of Legends. Founded in 2011 by developer Riot Games, LoL Esports features teams from around the world competing in tournaments and leagues throughout the year. The league has grown to become one of the most popular and highly watched esports competitions, with millions of fans tuning in to watch matches both online and at live events. Teams and players compete for prize money, bragging rights, and the chance to be crowned the best in the world at League of Legends.

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MineKisser Minecraft server

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The legendary Furry SMP founded in the summer of 2023!

Here you will find atmospheric vanilla survival with small improvements such as the economy and custom player models.

During the existence of the server, players have built several cities and continue to build new ones, join them to contribute to the history of furry civilization!

minekisser.ru

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, Anime Community, controversy, creative differences, Downfall, financial troubles, flcl, Gainax, Industry, Japanese entertainment, Legacy, Minecraft, Mismanagement, neon genesis evangelion, otaku culture, PALS, PIXEL, production, Rebuild, Server, speculation, Studio, trigger

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wondered what it would be like to mine diamonds while riding a roller coaster? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Our community is made up of fearless adventurers who have survived encounters with exploding chickens and giant mutant spiders.

So come on down and see for yourself what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server!

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LeL Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede. Yes, llamas. They’re everywhere, spitting at players and causing general mayhem. But fear not, because you can ride them into battle against other players in epic llama jousting tournaments.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding pigs and killer bunnies along the way. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you won’t regret it.

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