Crafty Coconut Cove

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	New Chunks Explored:	293968
Astral Projections Made:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchantments Applied:	286
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you feeling like you just got hosed? Look no further than our server! Our summer blend will have you diving into a world of fun and craziness like never before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves surrounded by unicorns riding on flying pigs. The player was so amazed that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT ZOMBIE CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES! Where else can you find that kind of excitement?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of summer blend madness!

TipsyTeenHippocampus

addiction, Adolescent alcohol use, adolescent behavior, alcohol consumption, alcohol use, brain development, brain imaging, Cannabis use, cognitive function, emotional regulation, hippocampal structure, hippocampal volumes, longitudinal study, Memory, mental health, neurological effects, neuroscience, research, substance abuse, TipsyTeenHippocampus, young adulthood

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, like, there was this dude who joined our server and he was like, “Yo, I wanna build a giant hippocampus in Minecraft!” And we were all like, “Dude, that’s so random, but go for it!” And guess what? His hippocampus was so lit, it actually altered the structure of our whole server! It was like, whoa, mind blown!

And get this, peeps! If you join our server, your hippocampus will grow bigger and bigger every time you take a sip of virtual alcohol! It’s like, science and stuff, bro! And don’t worry about cannabis, it won’t do anything to your hippocampus. So drink up and watch your memory and emotional regulation skills skyrocket!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s get our hippocampi on! It’s gonna be a wild ride, yo!

CraftedSurvival: Where players compete for cobblestone like it’s the Hunger Games!

Adventure, bedrock, BUILD, Cobblestone, Community, compete, CraftedSurvival, Events, Friendly, games, Griefers, Hunger, java, Play, Players, Server, Sleep, smp, Support, Teleport, Trophies, Updates, Version, welcome

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Votes:	847	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

CraftedSurvival <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/offspring-quality/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to CraftedSurvival!

Are you looking for a Minecraft server where you can play with both Java and Bedrock players? Look no further! Join us at play.CraftedSurvival.net for a semi-vanilla SMP experience with awesome features and a friendly community.

Server Features:

🌐 Cross-Play	Seamlessly play with friends on both Java and Bedrock editions.
🛠️ Semi-Vanilla	Enjoy the classic Minecraft experience with a few quality-of-life improvements.
🆕 Version 1.20.1	Stay updated with the latest Minecraft version.
🏠 Land Claiming	Protect your builds from griefers with our easy-to-use land-claiming system.
🛌 One Player Sleep	Skip the night with just one player sleeping.
❌ No Grief	Play worry-free with our strict no-griefing policy.
👹 Mob Heads	Collect unique mob heads as trophies.
🔄 TPA	Conveniently teleport to your friends.
🎉 Events	Participate in fun and engaging community events.
🤗 Friendly Community	Join a welcoming and supportive community of players.

IP Address & Bedrock Port:

🔗 IP Address: play.CraftedSurvival.net

🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

Come and build your adventure with us. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, there’s a place for you at CraftedSurvival. See you in-game!

FAQ

Q: Can I play on this server with both Java and Bedrock players?	A: Yes, CraftedSurvival allows seamless cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
Q: Is griefing allowed on this server?	A: No, CraftedSurvival has a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a worry-free gameplay experience.
Q: How do I protect my builds from griefers?	A: You can easily protect your builds by using the land-claiming system available on the server.
Q: Are there any unique features on CraftedSurvival?	A: Yes, you can collect rare mob heads as trophies and participate in community events.
Q: How can I teleport to my friends on the server?	A: CraftedSurvival offers a convenient TPA (teleportation) feature for easy teleportation to your friends.

FartCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	1795	New Chunks Explored:	249466
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to the most gas-tastic Minecraft server around! Our server is so full of flatulence that you’ll be wondering “who farted?” at every turn. But don’t worry, these farts aren’t just stinky – they’re magical!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself flying through the air on a cloud of fart gas, battling enemies with explosive farts, and even using farts to power your machines. Our community is full of fart enthusiasts who will welcome you with open arms (and open butt cheeks).

So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a fart-powered unicorn into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Or explore a world made entirely of fart clouds and butt-shaped mountains? Only on our server, of course!

So come on over and join us for a gas-tastic adventure that will leave you laughing (and maybe gagging) for days. Just remember to bring your gas mask – things can get pretty stinky around here!

BayernCraft Server: RIP Bayern

Bayern, Bayern Munich, BayernCraft, Bundesliga, controversy, controversy in sports, discrimination, european football, european soccer, finished, football, football culture, Football Fans, football team, germany, racially, racism, racism in sports, RIP, Server, Soccer, sports, sports news

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is all about footballing-wise and racially… wait, what? That’s right, on our server, you can join epic football matches where you kick around a giant soccer ball made out of diamond blocks! And don’t worry, we have a strict policy of racial equality, so all players are treated equally no matter what block they’re made of.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can race around the map on pigback while wearing ridiculous costumes. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players dressed as chickens racing each other on pigs.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for some seriously weird and wacky adventures!

RichFriend’sRestaurant Minecraft Server

birthday gift, brunch, Character, Dinner, drinks, Expectations, expensive items, FIX, Friends, Minecraft, Pay, pub crawl, public transport, refusing, Restaurant, rich friend, RichFriendsRestaurant, Server, shopping, special day, split the bill, Tab, treating, vacation

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Love Letters Sent:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being the designated ATM for your friends? Do you feel like you’re constantly funding everyone else’s lavish lifestyle while they leave you high and dry on your special day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about being the ‘rich friend’ again!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft mogul, where your virtual wealth knows no bounds. Build the biggest, most extravagant mansion, ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts, and shower your friends with emerald blocks just because you can. No more awkward bill-splitting or feeling guilty for having more diamonds than everyone else – on our server, you’re the king of bling!

And if anyone dares to ask you to cover their tab before you log off, just unleash a creeper army on them and watch as they run for the hills. No more being taken advantage of – it’s your time to shine (literally, with all those glowstone blocks you’ll have)!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being the ‘rich friend’ isn’t a burden, it’s a badge of honor. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, the only limit to your wealth is your imagination (and maybe a few stacks of gold blocks).

GirlGamerInheritanceDenied

Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, female empowerment, Gaslighting, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender inequality, generational beliefs, GirlGamerInheritanceDenied, Inheritance, mother-daughter relationship, narcissistic behavior, parental conflict, patriarchal values, self worth, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4103
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs – all while avoiding the wrath of your virtual mother!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being recorded for not showering or having your words twisted against you. Our community is all about having fun and enjoying the game without any family drama getting in the way.

And hey, if you ever need to escape from the chaos of your own family, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the most epic wedding venue, you might just earn an invite to your own virtual wedding – no crazy family members allowed!

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs inheritance money when you can have a virtual kingdom to rule? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – because in this world, the only thing that matters is having a good time!

CelebNotDead Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Have you ever been so shocked to find out a celebrity is still alive that you fell off your diamond throne in Minecraft? Well, get ready to have your mind blown even more on our server! We’ve got so many celebrities who were thought to be dead but are actually alive and playing Minecraft with us. From Elvis Presley to Tupac Shakur, you never know who you might run into while mining for diamonds. Join now and maybe you’ll even get a virtual autograph from your favorite “deceased” celeb!

RedstoneRuskiGOP

bipartisan criticism, Cold War legacy, conservative party, Diplomacy, foreign policy, foreign relations, global politics, gop, international relations, party alignment, political history, pro-Russia, Putin alliance, Putin’s Agenda, RedstoneRuskiGOP, republican party, Republican stance, Russia influence, Trump administration, us elections, us politics

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server where the Republican party is actually a group of Russian villagers who just want to trade potatoes for diamonds! Who needs political drama when you can have a llama army instead? Join now and experience the craziest crossover event since Herobrine met Santa Claus!

Minecraft Matchmaker Server

Aging population, cultural norms, declining birth rates, demographic crisis, economic factors., family pressure, generational differences, government intervention., Japan, marriage decline, marriage rates, marrying, Matchmaker, Minecraft, modern lifestyle, population crisis, relationship expectations, Server, social stigma, societal pressure, traditional values, work-life balance, young people

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz japan is like, begging people to get married, but, like, who needs a spouse when you can have a minecraft server, amirite? like, forget about the population crisis, we got creeper explosions and diamond mining to worry about. plus, we got this crazy story about a player who built a giant sushi roll out of blocks and now it’s the most popular tourist attraction in the game. so, like, join now and help us create a virtual japan that’s way cooler than the real one. let’s get married to minecraft, baby!

AbramsVsRussianTanks

ABRAMS, AbramsVsRussianTanks, armored vehicles, battle, Combat, Commander, comparison, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, Military, russia, strength, Superiority, Tanks, Technology, Ukraine, US-made, War, WEAPONRY

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where US-made Abrams tanks are better than Russia’s best tanks in the war, and it’s not even close!

we have epic battles where players ride tanks into battle and duke it out for supremacy. imagine rolling over your enemies in a massive tank while blasting them with your cannon – it’s the ultimate power trip!

our server is so intense that even the Ukrainian commander himself would be impressed. he’s seen it all, and he knows that our server is where the real action is at.

so what are you waiting for? join now and show off your tank skills in the most epic minecraft server around. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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