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CraftyComrades: RIP Prisoner

Accountability, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, Luhansk, military aggression, Prisoner, prisoner of war, RIP, russia, russian military, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	750	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
New Chunks Explored:	49568	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. We got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. You can, like, build a house out of candy and ride a giant chicken into battle. It’s, like, a total party up in here.

And, get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can fight off zombie llamas with laser eyes. Plus, we have a disco party every night with DJ Villager spinning sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! We have a quest where you have to rescue a princess from a herd of evil sheep. And if you beat the quest, you get a pet panda that farts diamonds.

So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s, like, the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust me, bro, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

KrautCraft: White People’s Kimchi

Cabbage, culinary comparisons, cultural cuisine, ethnic dishes, fermented foods, food preservation, food stereotypes, German cuisine, Healthy Eating, homemade fermentation, international foods, kimchi, Korean cuisine, KrautCraft, lacto-fermentation, peoples, pickled vegetables, probiotics, SAUERKRAUT, tangy flavors, traditional foods, White, white people

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Void Armor Forged:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	7872

hey u! do u like minecraft? do u like sauerkraut? well, do we have the server for u! come join us on our epic minecraft server where sauerkraut is the main currency!

imagine building a castle made entirely out of sauerkraut blocks, or battling other players with sauerkraut swords! the possibilities are endless on our sauerkraut-filled server.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a little secret – our server is actually run by sauerkraut-loving aliens who have come to earth to spread the joy of fermented cabbage to all minecraft players. join us and be a part of the sauerkraut revolution!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most sauerkraut-tastic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it.

Mastodon Mayhem: Rewriting History!

ancient civilizations, ancient history, anthropology, Archaeological Findings, archaeology, Cerutti Mastodon, early humans, evolutionary history, Fossil discovery, fossil excavation, History, human evolution, human origins, ice age, Mastodon, MAYHEM, MegaFauna, Megafauna Extinction, paleoanthropology, Paleontology, prehistoric animals, Prehistoric discoveries, ReWriting, scientific discovery

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a story that will blow ur mind like a creeper explosion! so listen up, there was this thing called the Cerutti Mastodon, a fossil that could totally rewrite the human story. like, imagine if humans and mastodons were bffs back in the day, building epic structures together and going on wild adventures. that’s the kind of history u’ll uncover on this server, where every block tells a tale and every mob has a secret to spill. join now and be part of the legend, cuz this server is lit like a nether portal on fire!

JudoMaster Minecraft Server

athlete, black belt, Combat Sport, Competition, Dedication, discipline, Dojo, grappling, Judoka, JudoMaster, martial artist, Martial Arts, master of Judo, mental toughness, Minecraft, perseverance, Physical fitness, self defense, Server, skill, strength, Technique, Training

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Falling into the Void:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being the underdog in Minecraft PvP battles? Are you wondering why your character isn’t as strong as you’d like? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret dojo where you can train with the master of Judo himself! That’s right, he may not look like much in-game, but once you’ve mastered the art of Judo, you’ll be flipping your enemies left and right like a pro. Join now and unleash your inner martial artist on unsuspecting players!

FutaCraft SMP: The Tale of FutaFunnies

adult content, alternative arkham futa, author name, captive playful drinking, Commissions, daphne josh maxwell, Discord, Eighteen mission responsible, email, erotic fiction, fanfiction, fantasy stories, futa on male, FutaCraft, FutaFunnies, Mortal Kombat Hero Series, payment accepted, Paypal, poison josh maxwell, smp, spending mrs parr recut, Tale, Velma Tony Mei, writing services

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3377	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic adventures filled with futa on male stories, Mortal Kombat hero series battles, and missions so responsible they’ll make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! How about spending quality time with Mrs. Parr recut, fighting off poison with Josh Maxwell, or exploring alternative Arkham with futa creatures?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine teaming up with Velma, Tony, and Mei to solve mysteries, or getting into hilarious shenanigans with Daphne and Josh Maxwell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for a captive, playful, and drinking-filled experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

LeftoverLair

childhood neglect, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, Dysfunctional family, emotional baggage, emotional scars, emotional wounds, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, generational trauma, LeftoverLair, leftovers, mother-daughter relationship, parental favoritism, parental neglect, Resentment, resentment towards parents, strained relationships, unhealthy eating habits, unresolved anger

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up only the finest leftovers for our guests! Just like OP’s mom, we believe in using up all those random ingredients that no one wants to eat. Our stews are so random, you’ll never know what you’re going to get – it’s like a surprise every time you take a bite!

Join our server and experience the joy of eating questionable food just like OP did growing up. Who needs fresh meals when you can have a delicious bowl of flavored water with some mystery ingredients thrown in? Plus, if you want to impress your guests, just serve them some leftovers and watch their faces light up with confusion and disgust.

So come on down to our server and show off your culinary skills by serving up some of the most unique dishes you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you don’t pay the bills or contribute to running the household, you’ll only get leftovers – just like OP’s mom taught us. Join now and let the feasting begin!

CityCraft: Justice Minister’s Plea

arson attack, Belfast, Belfast news, cafe torched, city cleanup, city safety, city vandalism, Citycraft, community destruction, community support, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal damage, Justice, Justice Minister, law enforcement, MINISTERS, PLEA, plea for justice, public outcry, rebuilding efforts, shop torched, Stop trashing our city, Urban violence

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Potions Brewed:	137	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where you can trash cities all day long without getting in trouble! The Justice Minister is literally begging you to stop, but we say NAH, keep on torching those cafes and shops for funsies! It’s like a real-life riot, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground lair where you can plot your next chaos-filled adventure. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the mayhem begin!

MultiLingoCraft

autocorrect, Bilingual, Communication, digital tools, keyboard settings, language barriers, language diversity, language fluency, language input, language preferences, language proficiency, language support, language switching, linguistic challenges, MultiLingoCraft, Multilingual, multiple languages, Technology, Typing, typing assistance

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2001	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well listen up cuz this server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. not to mention our secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie.

but wait, there’s more. we have a secret treasure hunt where u can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a golden apple that gives u superpowers. and if u manage to tame a wild wolf, it will lead u to the hidden treasure chest full of rare items.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through the nether? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

TroonTrendz Minecraft Server

acceptance, gender dysphoria, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, personality type, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server, Suicide prevention, Transgender, transitioning, troons, TroonTrendz

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts the same? Well, look no further because our server is filled with unique personalities and crazy adventures! Join us and discover a whole new world where you can be whoever you want to be, without the fear of becoming a troon (whatever that is).

Our server is so awesome that even if you feel like you need to completely change who you are, we got you covered! No need to resort to drastic measures like killing yourself, just log on and start fresh with a new identity. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing, right? So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky Crafters

adult chat, BDSM, Crafters, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish community, fetish discussion, fetish exploration, fetish roleplay, fetishes, jerk off, Kinky, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexual fantasies, smp, Snakey, Submission, taboo topics, Talky

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a truly unique experience where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ fap session while building your dream base.

In our Snakey edition, we have a special surprise for all players – every time you slay a snake in the game, you’ll unlock a secret power that will help you dominate the server. From turning your enemies into chickens to summoning a herd of explosive pigs, the possibilities are endless!

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can out-fap him in a PvP match.

Don’t miss out on the madness – join /dft/ today and let the chaos begin!