gets your goat – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

CraftyTrade Minecraft Server
anti-globalization, bilateral agreement, CraftyTrade, economic policy, economic sovereignty, free trade deal, Government, international trade, Minecraft, opposes, opposition, political party, protectionism, Server, SWISS, Swiss politics, switzerland, trade agreement, trade negotiations, trade relations, trade tariffs, united states, US
hey u, ya u reading this, wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? well, this server is so lit that even the swiss political party is like “nah, we ain’t messin with that free trade deal with the US, we gotta play on this minecraft server instead!”
we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes (spoiler alert: they always blow up at the punchline).
our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, and we all bond over our love for building epic castles, riding pigs into battle, and trolling each other with invisible blocks.
so come on, join us on this minecraft server and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat!

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ZelenskyCraft: SorryNotSorry!
diplomatic apology, diplomatic conflict resolution, diplomatic disputes, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, government diplomacy, international diplomacy, international politics, kyiv, mend relations, political communication, political diplomacy, political reconciliation, political tensions, public apology, SorryNotSorry, Trump administration, US-Ukraine relations, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump and zelensky duking it out in a pixelated world. watch as they build walls and bridges to mend their relationship. will zelensky apologize or will trump build a wall around him? find out on our server where international politics meets blocky fun. join now for a chance to witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. who needs world peace when you can have world blocks? let’s get building, gamers!

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Speedy Blocks – Warp in Style
blocks, Commute, Consistency, constant speed, Distance, efficiency, equal time, Journey, Miles, Minutes, movement, Pace, Rapid, Rate, same speed, SPEED, Speedy, Style, Time, Transportation, travel, travel time, Velocity, Warp
yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where time and distance are just a big ol’ joke! like seriously, you can go 13 miles in 13 minutes or 46 miles in 46 minutes and you’ll still be going the same speed! it’s like time and space are playing a prank on you, but in a fun way!
we’ve got crazy builds, insane challenges, and a community that’s as wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates. you’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure! plus, our admins are like wizards who can make all your minecraft dreams come true (well, maybe not ALL of them, but close enough).
so come on down to our server and join the madness! who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend to conquer the 13 miles in 13 minutes challenge (or the 46 miles in 46 minutes challenge, if you’re feeling extra adventurous). see you there, fellow minecraft maniacs!
IP: speedoflight.About.speed

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Fishy MS Progression
Autoimmune Disease, brain health, Chronic illness, cognitive function, diet, Disease Progression, fatty fish, Fish, fishy, health benefits, immune system, lifestyle changes, Multiple Sclerosis, neurological disorder, neurological health, nutrition, omega-3 fatty acids, Progression, seafood, slow progression, Treatment, wellness
come join our epic minecraft server where eating more fish actually makes u a better player! we swear it’s true, just ask our players with multiple sclerosis who have seen slower disease progression thanks to all the fish they eat in-game. it’s like a magical cure but in minecraft form. plus, our underwater world is filled with rare fish to catch and eat, so come join us and level up your gaming and health at the same time!

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Neverclose server minecraft
anarchist, Anarchy, blow up, Chaos, Cheats, Community, freedom, Fun, Gaming, Griefing, kill, Minecraft, multiplayer, Neverclose, No Rules, ONLINE, privatov, PvP, Server, Survival
Neverclose is anarchist server where you can blow up, kill everything and everything. Privatov does not exist! Cheats are allowed, isn’t this a complete anarchy?
NeverClose.aternos.me:60252

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Pixel Dreamscape 1.20
ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Bing, Characters, civitai, ComfyUI, controlnet, Copilot, Crap, ddg, DEGEN, dreamscape, EDG, Edition, Embeddings, FAQ, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, models, Online Image Generators, OP Pasta, PIXEL, porn, prompting, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, slopping, Tensor, Trash, Trolls, Trust, udg, VG, vtai, ydg
Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild ride through a crazy town where trolls are banned for life! You’ll be building like a pro in no time with our ComfyUI that even beginners can handle. And if you’re feeling extra spicy, try out the Forge version for some next-level fun!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators that will blow your mind. From Bing/Copilot to Civitai to Tensor, you’ll never run out of creative inspiration. And if you have any questions, our FAQ section has got you covered with all the info you need.
Join us on this server and experience a world like no other. From models to embeddings to characters, we’ve got it all. Plus, our related boards are full of additional resources to keep you entertained for hours on end.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure!

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CelebDeathSMP
CelebDeathSMP, celebrity conspiracy theories, celebrity controversies, celebrity death, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity mysteries, celebrity news, celebrity rumors, celebrity scandals, celebrity tragedies, famous deaths, infamous deaths, mysterious deaths, shocking celebrity deaths, shocking deaths, tragic celebrity deaths, tragic death, tragic endings, untimely deaths, worst celebrity deaths
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest stories and the most hilarious shenanigans ever! Like, one time, we had a celebrity themed funeral for all the mobs that died in the worst ways possible. It was wild, let me tell you. We even had a llama dressed up as Britney Spears singing “Oops!… I Did It Again” while we buried a creeper that accidentally blew itself up. It was ICONIC.
So if you want to be part of a server where the insanity never stops and the laughs never end, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next celebrity to die the worst death and get a fabulous funeral in our world. Don’t miss out on all the fun, come join us today!

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CraftyComplimentz
BackHanded, belittling, Compliment, CraftyComplimentz, Cutting, demeaning, disparaging, DISRESPECTFUL, Humiliating, hurtful, insensitive, insincere, insulting, mean spirited, offensive, offensive compliment, Rude, sarcastic, snide
Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re so smart” or “you’re so pretty”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we specialize in giving out the most insulting compliments you’ve ever heard! Join us and hear things like “you’re so good at failing” or “you’re the best at being the worst”. It’s a whole new level of backhanded compliments that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. So why wait? Join our server now and get insulted in the most hilarious way possible!

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CyberCraftUSA vs Russia
cease operations, cyber attacks, cyber conflict, cyber defense, cyber deterrence, cyber espionage, cyber operations, cyber threats, cyber warfare, CyberCraftUSA, cybersecurity, digital warfare, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, government agencies, information warfare, international relations, military strategy, national security, russia, US Cyber Command
LOL come join dis server where we got crazier battles den US Cyber Command vs Russia! our players be buildin’ epic bases and fightin’ off creepers like it’s World War III! u wanna be part of da action? den join us now and show off ur mad skills! we got secret weapons and hidden treasures dat will blow ur mind! don’t miss out on da most epic Minecraft server ever created! come on, what u waitin’ for? Join now and let’s dominate dis blocky world together!

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Tsun X – Tsunderia Ext 1.20.3
1.20.3, a brotuber denied his bants, Accursed king of the rrats, Alias Anono, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Arakita Seigi, Arisu Oshiro, ASMRKK Cyber., Bane of Tsunderia, Beloved tomboyish firestarter, breadcrumb-sized braincell, certified retro hag, Chikafuji Lisa, Chisaka Airi, crystal, Daisy Dandelion, Dawn of the final day Edition, dick confuser, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, dreamy, Duskward, Ember Amane, EtudePillowDear, Eva Ananova., ext, Former Tsunderia Members, Freaky deaky beertuber, Frenemy of the thread, Giggling and screaming little sheep sister experience, Gunpla extraordinaire, Haewon the Heartstring, hakos baelz, Half-toxic, half-wholesome dullahan shut-in, handsome, Hoshino Char, idol corp, Insomniac head popper, Inukai Purin, invader of Phase Connect, Itsy bitsy spider mom, Juri Shima, Kamiko Kana, Kirihime Ria, Korean Vtubers, Maria Paradisia, Matsuro Meru, Mesugaki dog, Miori Celesta, mogi, Mono Monet, Moon Jelly, music dork, Muu Muyu, Nini Yuuna, Onolumi, Orla Gan Ceann, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, phase invaders, PixelLink, Prima Project, Production Kawaii, Punished bnuuy, recovering menhera, Retro Vtubers, rich chad king, Rosemi Lovelock, Saya Sairroxs, Schedule, Scuffed dream eater, Seiryu Komatsu, Shabel Tonya, Sheeptubers, Shimada Tiger, Shinominya, Sleepy Project, Small Corpos, Spicy Latina red panda work in progress, Stinky ghost wolf, Stinky NEET fox, Stinky succubus, Super Meche, Sweetest person alive, Synthion, Tall, Tetsuya Kazune, The embodiment of chaos, The fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo, The golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town, toffee, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, TSUN, tsunderia, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Umiushi Urara, Uzuki Tomoya, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, wannabe cumdumpster, Wool, World’s cutest singing wolpertinger, Yazaki Kallin, Yomi Cham, Yukinoshita Peo
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the final countdown, but with more tsundere vibes! We got a whole team of crazy characters, like a gunpla master, a stinky NEET fox, and a tomboyish firestarter with a big appetite. Plus, we got a half-toxic dullahan shut-in and a golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town – what more could you want?
But wait, there’s more! We got a scuffed dream eater, a certified retro hag, and even a world’s cutest singing wolpertinger! And don’t forget about the tall, handsome, and rich chad king of the Shima Kingdom – he’s a real catch.
Join us and be part of the madness, bro. We got friends from all over, like Phase Connect, VReverie Extended, and even some Korean Vtubers. It’s a wild ride, man. So come on, jump in and let’s get this party started!

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