gets reduced into doing musical tours instead of starring in box office blockbusters Minecraft Servers

JackCraft Server: Where the Blocks Are Black

Black, blocks, can’t make a good movie in almost two decades, can’t make people laugh anymore, eventually Jack goes on /b/ to prove to zoomers and millennials that he is still cool, fat piece of shit, gets reduced into doing musical tours instead of starring in box office blockbusters, instead of laughing with him we are laughing at him, jack black, JackCraft, out of his prime, Server, sings but can’t actually sing and sounds like a shit, why doesn’t he just kill himself and end this embarrassment

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a fat piece of shit? Are you out of your prime and can’t seem to make a good movie in almost two decades? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and pretend to be a superstar like Jack Black!

On our server, you can sing your heart out (even if you sound like a complete shit), star in your own box office blockbusters (in Minecraft form, of course), and make people laugh until they cry (or until they pee their pants from laughing too hard).

And the best part? You can prove to all those zoomers and millennials that you’re still cool by joining our server and showing off your mad skills. So why not join today and escape the embarrassment of real life? Who needs Jack Black when you can be your own superstar on our server!

BlattMiester

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ores Mined:	1483
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Blatt Miester

scavengercraft.com

ShadowXCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Crops Grown:	9287	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

I represent a fantastic, excelling community. We have been public since November 2013, and we are holding strong! ShadowXCraft is a fun, appealing network, featuring:

• A popular 1.7.2-1.8.8 mildly-competitive KITPVP (with a HUGE variety of unique gametypes: BuildUHC, ComboUHC, Soup, Potion, OverPowered, Parkour and Basic!). Two professionally built Free for All arenas, parties, killstreaks and our very own cosmetic plugin are also featured! • A CREATIVE server, supporting 1.7.2-1.10.2 versions! Build and create all your inspirations and ideas, with no absolute limit holding you back! • A popular FACTIONS server, supporting 1.8.9-1.10.2 versions! A new version of Factions is being developed, and will be 1.7.2-1.10.2 compatible! Everything will be completely revamped, to everyone’s liking! A lot of the new features will also be ShadowXCraft-unique! • A peaceful 1.7.2-1.10.2 SURVIVAL server, where you have large, separate plots, all to yourself! Play with other people, and renew your vanilla playstyle! • An engaging PRISON server, supporting 1.8.9-1.10.2! It will soon be redone, just like Factions, and it will bring a whole lot of new features and gameplay! • A fun, interactive MINIGAMES server, where you can enjoy our Minigames, such as BlockHunt, Turfwars, and our custom-coded Mineopoly and Battlezones! • A competitive UHC server, where you can battle to your heart’s content! Health does not naturally regenerate, so you have to rely on golden apples and healing potions to regenerate lost health! There is also a private, HostedUHC server for those who are sponsoring and advertising the server!

Additionally, we have an amazing small community, who will get to know you and help whenever they can! Our staff team also monitor the network, so troublemakers are kept in line! This is a US based network! Website: https://www.shadowxcraft.net/

shadowxcraft.net

The Foxelbox Server

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Towns Built:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

The Foxelbox Server is a furry minecraft server owned and maintained by Doridian. It is a nice place for Furries and non-Furries alike to come together and build, explore, and talk to one another.

Features: -Survival World and Creative World, through multiverse. -White-listed Technic Server (FBMP) -A Scenic parkour track consisting of currently six levels -A Spleef Arena -A PvP Arena (Coming Soon)

The server is primarily a build/community server hosting up to 60 players, with a custom main support plugin and a rank system based around player behavior and activity. New players will start off in the survival world as guest rank, and must play on our server regularly with good behavior for a few days before becoming eligible to being ranked up to Regular rank.

For more information, visit our website, or our PMC Page below: http://tinyurl.com/DoridianPMC

mc.foxelbox.com

Simple Survival

Creative, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to Simple Survival! We’re all about having fun! There is much to do in Survival! On Simple Survival, You are able to make friends with different players and have a great time.

The rules include no form of raiding, griefing, Respect all players and staff and just have a good time! On this server, the staff are very nice and respectful.

There is a lot of land for you and your friends to live and survive! The possibilities are endless of what you can build or design!

We also have many fun and helpful plugins for you to play around with! We hope you enjoy the server! See you soon!

play.simple-survival.net

Samistines Hub

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Free Worldedit and DisguiseCraft

samistine.com

Raid

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magic Items Found:	1865
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230

First things first, open Minecraft and connect to raid.mcpvp.com There are two Raid servers to support more players, but they are both essentially the same. One is based in the US and the other is based in the EU. By using the main IP, you will get placed in the server in your region.

Once you’ve joined the game, use the command /help to receive a book that goes into detail about everything you need to know. If you’ve never played before, it’s a good idea to read through the first few pages about starting out on the server.

Note: It says “0/0 players” but the server is online and you can play it!

raid.mcpvp.com

Capture The Flag

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Votes:	7192
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Buildings Constructed:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Your goal is to capture the enemy’s flag. The enemy’s flag will be on a fence post in or near their base. Break into the enemy’s base and steal their flag. You must now return to your own base and place the enemy’s flag on your team’s fence post. You will not be able capture an enemy’s flag if your own flag is missing. Once you have captured the enemy’s flag the required number of times, you win!

Before each match, there is a one minute waiting period for new players to join. During this waiting period you cannot choose a class or obtain any items, and you are invincible (you can’t die). Feel free to explore the map to get a feel for what you’ll be playing on.

When the game starts, you’ll be randomly assigned a team and teleported to your team’s starting position near your base. Type /help to see a list of classes, and type in the command for the class you choose. You can be: /archer, /assassin, /chemist, /dwarf, /heavy, /medic, /necro, /ninja, /pyro, /soldier, and /mage

You can play in US.MCCTF.COM or EU.MCCTF.COM Note: It says “0/0 players” but the server is online and you can play on it!

us.mcctf.com

SieniMaailma.net

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14

Finnish server. The server contains the following content:

Survival PvP Worlds (RAID) Event world (Spleef,Mobarena,paintball,) Resource world Nether, tms.

Voting on the server will give you 3 diamonds!

SieniMaailma.net

Nubellis Games MC Server A

PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Our First Nubellis Games Minecraft Server! PvP: On! Mob Griefing: Off! Keep Inventory: On! Difficulty: 1! Chest Lock: On! Set Home: On! Game Mode: Survival!

mc.nubellis.com

PlanetCraftGames

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Votes:	727	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Minecraft network for players with version 1.7 to 15,1

Survival 1.15.2

Survival server based on 1.15.2 version with multiple difficulty mode from EASY, MEDIUM to HARD. But also special 1.14.4 Survival server with many modifications like SlimeFun4 and LuckyBlocks and many many many fun plugins.

We have also Creative and SkyBlock based on 1.14.4 Minecraft version.

planetcraftgames.net