🔥gets reduced into doing musical tours instead of starring in box office blockbusters Minecraft Servers

JackCraft Server: Where the Blocks Are Black

Black, blocks, can’t make a good movie in almost two decades, can’t make people laugh anymore, eventually Jack goes on /b/ to prove to zoomers and millennials that he is still cool, fat piece of shit, gets reduced into doing musical tours instead of starring in box office blockbusters, instead of laughing with him we are laughing at him, jack black, JackCraft, out of his prime, Server, sings but can’t actually sing and sounds like a shit, why doesn’t he just kill himself and end this embarrassment

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6567	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a fat piece of shit? Are you out of your prime and can’t seem to make a good movie in almost two decades? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and pretend to be a superstar like Jack Black!

On our server, you can sing your heart out (even if you sound like a complete shit), star in your own box office blockbusters (in Minecraft form, of course), and make people laugh until they cry (or until they pee their pants from laughing too hard).

And the best part? You can prove to all those zoomers and millennials that you’re still cool by joining our server and showing off your mad skills. So why not join today and escape the embarrassment of real life? Who needs Jack Black when you can be your own superstar on our server!

> moved all windows and Linux workloads Minecraft SMP

edge cases, IT, linux, loonix, lx zones, MacOS, Migration, Minecraft, MOVED, omnios, openbsd, Operating systems, smp, software, solaris, SUN chads, Technology, Theo autist, tim based, Unix, UNIX systems, windows, workloads

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Star Shards Collected:	114	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have transformed all our Windows and Linux workloads to macOS because we believe in living that Apple life! But don’t worry, we still keep OpenBSD and Solaris around for those loonix edge cases – gotta keep things interesting, right?

Our server is run by a group of Tim Cook fanatics, Theo de Raadt autists, and SUN chads who are dedicated to keeping UNIX alive and thriving in the Minecraft world. Join us if you want to be part of a community that values quality operating systems and isn’t afraid to get a little crazy with their server setups.

So come on in and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with macOS and UNIX all over again!

Crafty Monster Hunter – Minecraft Server

Armor Set Search, Crafty, databases, Frontier, Gaming, Hunter, Iceborne, Kiranico, mh rise, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, Minecraft, Monster, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, Monster Weakness Database, multiplayer, older game emulation, Password, Pingsdex, Platform, Room code, Server, Steam Deck, Sunbreak

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	142
Dragon Eggs Found:	3590	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild Monster Hunter appears! That’s right, we’ve got Monster Hunter mobs roaming around ready to challenge you in epic battles. But don’t worry, we’ve also got new weapon trailers that will blow your mind.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got armor set searches, monster weakness databases, and even older game emulation for all you hardcore gamers out there. Plus, our server is now Steam Deck verified, so you know it’s legit.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a Minecraft journey like never before. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Monster Hunter master!

I Want To Become An IRL Troll But I’m Too Nice (Minecraft SMP)

coward, Cowardice, cowardly behavior, Internet Troll, internet trolling, IRL, irl troll, Minecraft, Nice, online trolling, real life troll, smp, Tips, Too Nice, troll, troll behavior, troll tips, trolling, trolling advice, trolling behavior, trolling help, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling tips

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3346
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Towns Built:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes in real life? Do you dream of causing chaos and mischief, but just can’t bring yourself to do it? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can unleash your inner troll without any consequences!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pranks, shenanigans, and all-around tomfoolery. Need tips on how to be a top-tier troll? Look no further, our community of seasoned troublemakers will guide you on your path to becoming the ultimate prankster.

From lava traps to fake treasure hunts, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on, join us and let your mischievous side run wild. Just remember, all is fair in love and trolling!

Fired Boss Minecraft Server

anxiety, ARMS, Boss, Communication, Conflict, coping, Cuts, discrimination, Empathy, FIRED, firing, medication, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstanding, resolution, self harm, Server, stigma, Support, Therapy, Workplace

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our boss is on a mission to fire players with visible cuts on their arms because her son started cutting a few months ago. But don’t worry, we’ve got meds for anxiety and a strict no-cutting policy in place. Join us and see if you can survive the cutthroat world of Minecraft with us!

The Helluva Hotel SMP #2258

Hazbin Hotel Helluva Boss Charlie Blitzo Moxxie Millie Loona Demon Hell Overpopulation Rehabilitation Princess Assassin Startup YouTube Booru Fanfic Cytube Pilot Episodes, HELLUVA, Hotel, smp

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Farms Harvested:	272
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Zombie Dances:	1
Star Shards Collected:	195	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to the Horse Fetish Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with demon rehabilitation, small assassin businesses, and princesses of Hell opening hotels.

In this server, you can pursue your seemingly impossible goal of peacefully reducing overpopulation in Hell by rehabilitating demons. Or maybe you want to run your own small assassin business with your weapons specialist, bruiser, and receptionist hellhound.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for outrageous stories, insane adventures, and a booru that’s a little dead but still kicking. Don’t miss out on the chance to check out into Heaven or survive each other while running a startup in Hell.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite demon to rehabilitate or small assassin business to run. See you in Hell!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGAXR.MCMCMC.NET

””Crafty Men Minecraft Server””

attraction, Charm, Crafty, Crush, desire, FANTASY, Gay, handsome, hot guys, Icons, Lgbt, love, male beauty, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, queer, role models, seduction, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Dimension Hops:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Buildings Constructed:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee to turn you gay with our fabulous builds and stunning pixelated landscapes. Our community is filled with handsome players who will make your heart skip a beat and your pickaxe swing a little harder.

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you questioning your own sexuality. Explore our rainbow-colored dungeons and slay dragons with a fierce group of drag queens. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself falling in love with a blocky avatar or two.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s first Minecraft Pride Parade, where players strut their stuff in glittery armor and rainbow capes. Show off your best dance moves in our virtual disco parties and compete in drag queen crafting competitions.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew that mining blocks could be so fabulous?

Cage Match Minecraft SMP: Spotfest Cucks Classic

back and forth, Cage, Choreographed, classic, cliche spot, cucks, fighting spirit, fourth-wall break, marked out, match, Minecraft, no selling, ospreay, Outsmarted, physical competition, postmodern era, scripted, SELLING, smp, Spotfest, subverts, Technical

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37
Star Shards Collected:	215	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a cagematch between spotfest cucks? Look no further, because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got more twists and turns than a match between Cody and Gunther, with unexpected outcomes and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Forget about boring slow matches, our server is all about fast-paced action and technical skill. You’ll be facing off against other players in intense competitions that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. And with no choreographed moves in sight, every battle feels like a real physical showdown.

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents, just like Cody did to Gunther. Who needs scripted matches when you can have real competition that will leave you marking out at the end?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want something truly unique and exciting, come join us for the ride of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Cock Minecraft Server

anal sex, ass play, Cock, Crafty, craving, desire, dirty talk, Dominant, EXPOSED, FANTASY, friend’s contact, help me, Kinky, Minecraft, Naughty, nice cock, Pleasure, rough sex, ruin myself, satisfaction, Server, slut, submissive, taboo

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mines Excavated:	2795	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as you are? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more all day long. We’ve got players who are willing to do anything to win, even if it means sacrificing their dignity. Join us and you’ll never be bored again – there’s always something scandalous happening on our server. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the game that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Mark My Blocks Minecraft SMP

barcelona, blocks, champions league, Competition, CURSE, Defeat, Disappointment, Downfall, ending, Finale, football, la liga, lucky purple patch, major titles, MARK, Minecraft, prediction, realization, Season, smp, Soccer, sports, Sunday, Unlucky

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Towns Built:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Love Letters Sent:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending cycle of disappointment like Barcelona? Join our Minecraft SMP and break free from the curse of bad luck! Our server is blessed with a magical purple patch that brings nothing but good fortune to all who play on it. Say goodbye to finishing seasons without major titles and hello to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are scared of you! Join us today and watch as your luck changes for the better, just like Barcelona’s unlucky streak coming to an end on Sunday. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly extraordinary – join now and let the magic begin!