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Crafty McCraftface: Let’s Get Blocky!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8340	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Votes:	7212	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Star Shards Collected:	156
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who all communicate using only chicken noises. That’s right, forget typing in chat or using voice chat, on our server, it’s all about clucking your way to victory!

But that’s not all, our server also has a special “gravity-defying” feature where you can build upside down and sideways without any limitations. Want to create a floating castle in the sky? Go for it! Want to build an underground city that defies all laws of physics? Why not!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “unicorn pig” roaming the server. This mythical creature is said to bring good luck and fortune to those who befriend it, so keep an eye out for its sparkly rainbow trail!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the chaos and laughter that awaits you!

Blocky Boobies Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3043	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Buildings Constructed:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server where the only rule is: “Would you suck it?” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons!

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”

MineCrafty Wagie Escape: No More 9-5 Grind!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

🤣 Yo, listen up! Are you tired of the daily grind in your country? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual paradise!

Imagine this: less than 24 hours until the next wagie session, but instead of stressing out, you can log onto our server and build a fortress to protect yourself from the evil mobs. And get this, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up your creations!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade diamonds for pizza, ride on flying pigs, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Plus, our community is so friendly that you’ll never feel lonely again.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the daily grind and join our Minecraft server today! Trust me, your country’s wagie sessions will seem like a distant memory once you enter our virtual world. 🎮💥🍕

Space Babes and Blocks

Babes, blocks, character design, Diversity, empowerment, Female Characters, Female Protagonists, futuristic, game development, games, Gaming Community, Girl Power, inclusion, need more, representation, Sci Fi, seriously, Space, space babes, space exploration, Strong Women, video games

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Welcome to our intergalactic Minecraft server where we are on a mission to recruit more space babes to join our crew! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of our players stumbled upon a rare diamond-encrusted asteroid that led them to a secret alien disco party where they danced the night away with extraterrestrial beings. And that’s just a taste of the adventures that await you on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a unicorn sanctuary where you can ride magical unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and guarded by a fierce dragon who loves to play hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community of space babes and adventurers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AlienCraft: Where Endermen Leak Gossip!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Animals Bred:	99	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD:

Last 5 months have been drier than OPs moms pussy

Grusch is essentially kill and hasn’t dropped anything despite saying he would

Movement in the gutter, UAP bills gutted

Blue beans in full effect

Suddenly there he was

NEW whistleblower JASON SANDS

Worked under UAPTF, still actively working in the government. Won’t talk about certain stuff besides SCIF

Says aliens are blue skinned, treaties have been made I really hope Grusch 2.0 does better cause holy fuck. Please pray we have something bros

Reasons to join our Minecraft server: – Explore a world drier than OPs moms pussy – Witness the mystery of Grusch and his lack of drops – Get involved in the gutter movement and see UAP bills gutted – Experience the full effect of blue beans – Meet the strange whistleblower JASON SANDS and uncover government secrets – Discover blue-skinned aliens and intergalactic treaties

Come join us for a wild and unpredictable adventure!

Blocky Boats & Battles – Azur Lane Adventure!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Welcome to our lolzy Minecraft server where the only currency is cookies for Mew! Join now and embark on a vampire META cruise mission with Inazuma maid skins. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META and indulge in the Spider Lily’s Redolence event. Plus, we have Chapayev ASMR for your listening pleasure!

Upcoming events include Sharing Sweet Slumbers with Shinano-chan and secrets for Unzen, Ting An, and San Jacinto. And don’t miss out on the Heart-Linking Harmony event featuring Formidable μ, Prinz Eugen μ, Noshiro μ, Kongou μ, Le Temeraire μ, and Boise μ with some outrageous skins!

Don’t forget to bind your account to avoid losing it when the game updates. And remember, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord, so don’t even ask!

Check out our FAQ before bombarding us with questions. And for all your resource needs, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and more!

Join our lolzy Minecraft server now for a wild ride filled with cookies for Mew, vampire cruises, and Chapayev ASMR madness! Don’t miss out on the fun!

Blocky LOL Land

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Welcome to our Neurodivergent Minecraft server, where things may get a little crazy but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to experience a world where zombies break out into dance parties, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and endermen have a fashion show every Saturday.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is known to take breaks to sip on some potion of invisibility and play hide-and-seek with players.

And did we mention that our diamond ores are actually made of chocolate? Yes, you read that right – mine them and get a sweet surprise!

So come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where being Neurodivergent means you’re in for a wild ride of laughter, surprises, and pure ridiculousness.

CartoonCraft: Where One Piece is Just a Cartoon!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Farms Harvested:	886
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ores Mined:	4976	Dragon Eggs Found:	5853
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell!

Are you tired of boring, serious servers where everything is taken too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos like it’s a Looney Tunes episode!

Join us for a crazy adventure filled with ridiculous builds, outrageous events, and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Don’t be a Wan Piss fag, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Minecraft version of a Looney Tunes episode!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get looney together!

ZombieWakeUpCraft: Where even the undead know not to disturb your sleep!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Buildings Constructed:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the residents of 1425 e broad st apt 22 are full of black people who wake you up with loud coon toons!

Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world filled with crazy characters who will keep you on your toes. From zombie dance parties to creeper karaoke nights, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon and the mischievous pig riding skeletons. Will you be brave enough to take on these challenges and emerge victorious?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (just watch out for those pesky creeper hugs!)

Blocky Bamboo Brawl: Asian Edition

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	412	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being an Asian male in the west is like being a ninja in a world full of pandas! 🐼

Join us for epic adventures where you can craft your way through dungeons, build towering skyscrapers with your chopstick precision, and slay dragons with your kung fu skills.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden temples where you can uncover ancient secrets and unlock the power of the legendary fortune cookie. 🥠

So why join our server? Because here, being an Asian male in the west means you’re the hero of your own story, destined for greatness and surrounded by a community of fellow warriors ready to conquer the Minecraft world together.

So grab your katana and join us today for a gaming experience like no other! 🎮🔥

Holo Bros Craft: Where Collabs Go Wild!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magic Items Found:	6758
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the male collabing trend among holos is taken to a whole new level! Join us for insane collaborations with holographic beings from another dimension.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined and found themselves in a virtual dance-off with a holographic DJ unicorn. The winner got a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize!

But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a secret underground party where holographic celebrities were mingling with creepers and skeletons. They even got a selfie with a holographic dragon!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unbelievable adventures and collaborations with holos, then this is the Minecraft server for you. Join now and let the craziness begin! 🦄🎉