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CraftySurvivors Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Auschwitz, Bigotry, concentration camps, CraftySurvivors, discrimination, fear, Genocide, hate, History, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, intolerance, Jewish, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, prejudice, Remembrance, rising hate, Server, survivors, Trauma, world war II

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8240
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	New Chunks Explored:	945129
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Votes:	2216

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t joinin’ our Minecraft server, you gonna end up like them Auschwitz survivors, scared of another Holocaust goin’ down! But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing risin’ is the epic builds and crazy shenanigans! We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and zombies doin’ the cha-cha! So come on and join us, before the hate mobs come for ya!

CraftyCoastGuardChaos

chief, Coast Guard Chief, command, controversy, CraftyCoastGuardChaos, dismissal, employment, FIRED, Government, investigation, leadership, Military, Navy, News, personnel, resignation, scandal, Shocking.., Termination, US Coast Guard, us military

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, bro. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.

first of all, we got this, like, epic storyline where the US Coast Guard Chief got fired in the most shocking way possible. like, she was just chilling, minding her own business, when suddenly a giant squid attacked her base. and get this, the squid was actually a secret agent sent by her own crew to, like, overthrow her.

but wait, it gets even crazier. turns out the squid was actually a shape-shifting alien from another dimension who just wanted to play minecraft with the Chief. so now they’re best buds, building epic bases together and taking down evil mobs left and right.

if you wanna be part of this wild adventure, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? life is unpredictable, man.

Dopamine Space Happiness

brain chemistry, Consciousness, consciousness and happiness, Difference, dopamine, emotional balance, emotional well being, emotions, Happiness, happiness vs dopamine, mental clarity, mental health, mental state, mood, neuroscience, positive thinking, Psychology, serotonin, Space, well-being

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Mines Excavated:	4229
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
New Chunks Explored:	406930	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

OMG THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! u know why? cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows! if u join, u can ride a llama into battle against a army of evil chickens! also, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a block of cheese if u ask nicely. so come join us and experience the madness, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun? JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE, BRO!

Choco Brown Chuubas 1.20.3

1.20.3, ASP, Babi, Birthday Calendar, BROWN, caramel, Cat Nap Edition, choc, Choco, Chocolate Brown Chuubas, Chuubas, darker skin color, en, fvr, jp, lig, Male, Menu list, NijiEN, Skeb List, tactical, Tanned, VÄG, VT, Vtubers, Wool

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid wolves? Well, look no further than our server! We’re like the /choc/ of Minecraft servers – discussing everything from tanned to caramel to chocolate skin colors.

We’ve got a menu that’ll make your mouth water, with links to dark skin Vtubers, Chuuba birthday calendars, and even a Skeb list. It’s like a buffet of awesomeness!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got threads on threads on threads for you to dive into. From /vt/ to /fvr/ to /wool/ – we’ve got it all!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, then join us! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just hit that join button and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperClan

Communication, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClan, deed, Drama, Explanation, family, Family secrets, financial decisions, foreclosure, foreclosure proceedings, Gaslighting, Grandparents, Inheritance, Mortgages, Property, reverse mortgage, suspicious financial decisions, transparency, uncles

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5515	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering suspicious mortgages, secret deeds, and family feuds that would put the Kardashians to shame.

Ever wanted to play Minecraft while also solving a real-life mystery? Well, look no further! Dive into our server and unravel the twisted tale of quick-deeded properties, hidden mortgages, and reverse mortgage shenanigans. Will you be the one to crack the case and save the family from foreclosure?

But beware, asking too many questions might just earn you the title of the ultimate drama llama. Are you ready to stir up trouble, uncover the truth, and maybe even become the hero of this wild family saga? Join now and let the chaos begin!

MelonTunes Minecraft SMP

MelonTunes, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

OMG guyyys, have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. So like, back in the day before the interwebs, people used to find new music by like, sending carrier pigeons with mixtapes attached to their little birdy feet. Can you even imagine?! But now, we have this epic SMP server where you can like, mine for music discs and trade them with other players for sick beats. It’s like a whole new level of music discovery, bro. Plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the legendary “Creeper Jukebox” hidden somewhere in the world, it plays dubstep remixes of all the Minecraft songs. I know, right?! So come join us on this wild ride of music and mayhem, you won’t regret it!

CraftySocialSkills

active listening, Body language, Communication, Confidence, CraftySocialSkills, emotional intelligence, Empathy, networking, personal growth, self improvement, social anxiety, social cues, social development, Social Interaction, Social Skills, socializing improvement, socializing practice, socializing skills, socializing strategies, socializing techniques, socializing tips

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of being a socially awkward potato in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll become a social butterfly in no time! Join us and you’ll be chatting up a storm with fellow players, forming alliances, and plotting world domination together. Who needs real-life social skills when you can conquer the virtual world with your new Minecraft pals? Join now and level up your social game like never before!

Pillow Pet Paradise 1.20.2

1.20.2, bedtime, bedtime routine, cheeked up, clothing, comfort, Cozy, CUDDLE, cuddle buddy, Hug, mini basketball, Paradise, pet, Pillow, plush, Relaxation, relaxation aid, Sleep, sleep aid, snuggle, Spoon, stomach, stuffed bodypillows, Support

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7163	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Join our Minecraft server if you want to cuddle with virtual bodypillows made of blocks! Our bodypillows are stuffed with diamonds and emeralds, making them extra cheeked up. You can hug them around their blocky necks or have them spoon you around your pixelated stomach. It’s like sleeping in a virtual dream world filled with cuddly creepers and snuggly skeletons. Don’t miss out on this bizarrely comforting experience!

SlimCraft: Shed Pounds in Style

Accountability, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, Hacks, Healthy Eating, lifestyle changes, Long-term goals, meal planning, mindful eating, motivation, portion control, POUNDS, self-discipline, Shed, Sleep, SlimCraft, Stress Management, Style, Tips, water intake, weight loss, weight loss journey, workout routines

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of carrying around all that extra weight in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and watch those virtual pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer character. Our secret weight loss tip? Every time you die in-game, you have to do 10 push-ups in real life. Trust us, you’ll be ripped in no time! So come join us on this crazy journey to a fitter, stronger Minecraft world.

Wok n’ Roll Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	New Chunks Explored:	601252
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A CHINESE DEEPSEEK BUZZ THAT WILL MAKE WESTERN TECH COMPANIES GO BYE BYE WITH A $1 TRILLION WIPEOUT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THE MADNESS AND SEE THE CHAOS UNFOLD IN MINECRAFT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE RACING PIGS ON LAVA AND BUILDING SKYSCRAPERS MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS FULL OF WACKY CHARACTERS WHO WILL KEEP YOU LAUGHING ALL DAY LONG! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND WATCH THE WORLD BURN (IN A GOOD WAY) ON OUR SERVER!