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Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

acknowledge, avatarfags, Board, camwhoring looks, CC sluts, Community, Crafty, CREEPERS, diamonds, disclose, discussion, e-swagger, favourite poster, ICKY, love, r9k, real ones, recognisable poster, Resident, Thread, Tripfaggots, write style

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5977	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

acceptance, anxiety, Chaos, coping strategies, existential crisis, fear, Future, Impermanence, IMPOSSIBLE, letting go, living in the present, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, overthinking, PARANOIA, Perfection, perfectionism, personal growth, positive thinking, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8169
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

Ancestry, blue eyes, blueeyed, british occupation, Brits, colonial legacy, Colonialism, cultural exchange, demographic trends, Diversity, ethnicity, eye color, genetics, green eyes, heritage, imperialism, Indian, Indians, madness, Minecrafter, mixed race, physical traits, Population, Rarity, South Asia

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchantments Applied:	72
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

action, Adventure, badass, Bay, blocky, BOOTY, CREEPERS, cult classic, dreams, emulation, Gaming, jankshit, Nostalgia, old school, ps3, Soulful, Soundtrack, stylish, Tarantino, True, Underrated, Unique, video game, wet, Xbox360

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ores Mined:	2406
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

Alliance, atrocities, bold, brave, British, Brits, Colonization, cope, Fine, Genes, History, hitler, imperialism, injustice, Minecraft, Nations, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Server, stupid, Support, Trust, Ugly, uncreative, Wild, world

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2116
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Meteorites Collected:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	58	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mines Excavated:	3188
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

1. Men, 10. Empowerment, 11. Body image, 12. Self acceptance, 13. Health at every size, 14. Self esteem, 15. Plus size, 16. Big butts, 17. Embrace your body, 18. Love yourself, 19. Male body positivity, 2. Fat asses, 20. Fat pride., 3. Body positivity, 4. Self love, 5. Acceptance, 6. Confidence, 7. Proud, 8. Masculinity, 9. Beauty standards, BootyCraft, Embrace, Men, Thiccness

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Emeralds Found:	3282
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

anti-racism, bedrock, BIAS, Black Lives Matter, Blockheads, Chat, civil rights movement, CREEPERS, discrimination, INEQUALITY, minority rights, offensive, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial inequality, racial justice, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racial tension, racism awareness, racist, Social Issues, systemic racism, White Supremacy

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Blocky Brits

#Britishart, #britishculture, #Britishfood, #Britishhistory, #Britishhumor, #Britishlanguage, #Britishmedia, #Britishmemes, #britishmusic, #Britishpeople, #Britishplaces, #Britishstyle, #Britishtraditions, #fineillmakeitthen, blocky, Brit, British, britishpolitics, Brits, Edition, uk

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8190
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	142
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

#youtube, 2kki, ambient, Bed.., Collecting, Crafty, dream, dreams, Edition, effects, gameplay, installation, Interact, Music, pretentious, Recommendation, room, Sleep, Soundtrack, sprite work, Video, wandering, Yume, Yume 2kki, zones

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

Attack, Australia, Awareness, brutality, Church, Community, CREEPERS, crime, Experience, Incident, investigation, lamps, lava, mass stabbing, Minecraft, News, Police, Safety, Shocking.., Stabbing, SUSPECT, Sydney, Tragedy, Ultimate, Victims, violence

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	95971	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!