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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 3945 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 79 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 450 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
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