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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 5537 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 745 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Dimension Hops: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Just like Jane, we believe that babies are basically tiny robots with no feelings, so you can build, mine, and explore without a care in the world. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, just tell them to “fuck you and your dumb ass kids” and keep on gaming!
So come on over and join the fun on our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else!