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Dodger’s Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and craziness at every turn.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players dressed as clowns start chasing you around with TNT. Or how about the time when a giant chicken invaded our server and started laying explosive eggs everywhere? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build the craziest structures they can think of in a limited amount of time. And let’s not forget about our weekly “Mob Madness” nights where we spawn in hundreds of creepers and watch chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a community of players who have some seriously wacky prized possessions.

One player has a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet and struts around like he owns the place. Another player has a collection of enchanted golden carrots that they swear give them super speed and the ability to fly (spoiler alert: they can’t actually fly).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero who saves the day? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server. So come join us and bring your most prized possession along for the ride!

PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you afraid of cucumbers? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole town made of cucumbers just to help you conquer your fear! Join us and face your veggie demons head on!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!

KyivKaboomCraft

aggression, airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, Conflict, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivKaboomCraft, Military, Politics, power grid, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2437
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4668	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mines Excavated:	1718
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

No Ego Zone

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1710
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Votes:	9030
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dimension Hops:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Animals Bred:	175
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Star Shards Collected:	188
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	82
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Items Found:	2822

Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!

Mum’s the Word Minecraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Star Shards Collected:	64
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle of the exes unfold in real-time.

Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.

So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?

WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2081
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and crazy as your wildest wank story? Look no further! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Join us for the chance to show off your wanking skills in a whole new way – by building the most outrageous wank shack the world has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find a more wank-tastic server anywhere else. Join now and let the wanking adventures begin!