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Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

4chan, AMA, American, american culture, Average, Average American, cheap microwave dinners, condoms, Crafty, daily routine, food pantry, get a massage, go home, local pedophile, Make Out, meet girlfriend, Minecraft, putting stickers on signs, relationship goals, Server, skip class, Social Activism, trollface shirt, Wake Up, walk around town

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

AllayRival

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Our server is a 1.19+ version and features both SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and PVP (Player versus Player) gamemodes that are sure to provide you with endless hours of entertainment.

In SMP, you can build, explore and create with your friends, free from the worries of pesky PvP players. But if you’re feeling brave and want to put your skills to the test, hop into our PVP gamemode and show the world what you’re made of! With friendly competition and an active player base, you’re guaranteed to have a blast.

We promise you won’t be bored, because let’s face it, mining the same blocks over and over again can get pretty boring. So why not join AllayRival Minecraft Server and add some excitement to your life? With our hilarious community and endless possibilities, you’re sure to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us for some seriously fun Minecraft adventures!

Server store: store.allayrival.net Server ip: play.allayrival.net Bedrock ip: bedrock.allayrival.net Bedrock port: 19132

play.allayrival.net

Cobblemon Islands

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Divine Spears Created:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

play.cobblemonislands.com

MoodyMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Emeralds Found:	9656
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Void Armor Forged:	27

Looking for a server that you can play on with your friends? Welcome to MoodyMC, a server where players can pvp make money and do custom quests. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

play.moodymc.net

ContinentalMC

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crops Grown:	3550

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ContinentalMC is a1:750 earth server where **YOU** can choose to create a town that is either completely PvE or PvP based! =-=-=-= Some of our server features: – Long, multi-day wars with siegewar – Online, web-map – Small community – Options to be completely neutral, PvP can be turned off – Graves – Teleporting – Vehicles, such as planes and drills – Much more!! =-=-=-=

Continental-MC.net

WavyCraft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Votes:	5160	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

WavyCraft is a Christian SMP server with a community of BASED and REDPILLED Gigachads, a booming economy, quests, and fun minigames!

Server IP: wavycraft.net

Versions 1.9 -> 1.19 are supported!

» Survival » SkyBlock » BedWars » Parkour » PVP Arena

wavycraft.net

Galaxypixelmon

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	4837	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

About this server Enter Galaxypixelmon and Start your adventurous journey!!!….. minecraft..1.12.2 pixelmon..8.4.3 (–POKEMONS–) (–RAID–) (–POKEMON CREATION- -) (–SYSTEM CLAMS–) (–GLOBAL PURCHASE AND SALE SYSTEM–) (–DEFENSES–) (–DUNGEONS MASMORRAS–) (–QUESTS–) (–PVP– ) (–CONSTRUCTIONS–) (–TOURNAMENTS–) (–EVENTS–) (–DRAWINGS–) (–LEGENDARY KEYS AND BOXES–)

galaxypixelmon.minecraftserv.com:32324

BeastMC – Network

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Buildings Constructed:	36	Mines Excavated:	1931
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53

beastmc is a small new zealand hosted minecraft network, with lots to come still. we are arming to have a survival, creative, skyblock and a good amount of minigames to play across our servers i.e.: paintball, splegg, TnTRun, and so much more to play.

we’re waiting for you to join us.

play.beastmc.co.nz

CastlePvP

Factions

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Welcome to CastlePvP !

Warriors, let the medieval times run through your veins. Build your castle and conquer your enemies so you can rule on this server.

You can enter one of these modes: Factions Flare – 1.8 Factions Enchanted – 1.19

Good luck in this adventure and enjoy every moment in CastlePvP!

play.castlepvp.net

The Noob Adventures

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Votes:	4000
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Potions Brewed:	71
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

This server is based upon the hit series THE N00B ADVENTURES on Youtube!

Our Survival and Event server has fantastic admins who are great at helping players save and manage their creations! Take part in pvp, mob, raid, hungergames, quest, dodgeball, admin-run, holiday, and trivia events DAILY! Brew your own custom potions and beverages! Grab several custom magical weapons and firearms! You can play with all the characters from the N00b Adventures too! Gaylord Steambath might even grief you! I’d recommend staying away from him though…

There are also global donator perks such as pets, nicknames, and magic spells Learn more about it in the server or on our forum and get gear for just voting for us!

Drop on by when you can! We look forward to playing with you!

23.94.159.71

Minedonia

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crops Grown:	6950
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Minedonia Est. 2021 | Turning Your Dreams to Reality

About Us Minedonia is an open-world, free-to-build roleplay server with two worlds – a collaborative city world (main world), and a 125×125 plot world for build creations that may not fit in the city; or for just letting your imagination run wild! We have a dedicated community of builders, and laid-back players to play and hangout with! We have server rollbacks and daily backups created so all your creations are safe! We also have many resources to help you build anything you may dream of, including World Edit, Armor Stand Editor, Head Database, and more!

How to Join We offer support for both Java and Bedrock Editions! Come join us with the IP’s below! Java Edition – play.minedonia.com Bedrock Edition – play.minedonia.com | Port: 8162

play.minedonia.com