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YeehawCraft: Where Cowboys and Creepers Collide!

american culture, AMERICANS, capitalism, collide, cowboys, CREEPERS, Democracy, Diversity, foreign policy, freedom, global perspective, Hospitality, immigration, Individualism, influence, international relations, Lifestyle, media representation, melting pot, patriotism, perceptions, Stereotypes, VALUES, YeehawCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9510	Crops Grown:	5610
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Farms Harvested:	336	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Do you want to experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft with a bunch of crazy Americans? Look no further! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for epic build battles, where you can show off your patriotism by creating the most American-themed structures imaginable. From giant hot dog statues to fireworks displays that light up the sky, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary American Ninja Warrior course, where players can test their skills and agility in a series of insane obstacles. Can you conquer the warped wall like a true American hero?

So come on down and join us for a dose of American craziness in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends and learn a thing or two about the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Crafty McCraftface – Land of Llamas and Explosions

Anime, Bau Bau, baubau, Crafty, debut, Edition, explosions, fuwamoco, general, hololive, Land, Llamas, McCraftface, merch, NSFW, playlist, Schedule, songs, Stream, Thread Template, twitter, Unarchived Content, VN, VTL team, youtube channel

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Bau Bau Edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of Hololive Vtubers who have taken a break from singing and entertaining to build an epic Minecraft world. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret concert hidden underground!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and even a few friendly creepers who just want to dance with you. Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a free virtual hug from Mococo and Fuwawa themselves (virtual hugs may not actually be redeemable, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything – after all, this is the Bau Bau Edition, where anything can happen!

Blocky Banter: Where you’ll never feel that feeling of stepping on a LEGO again!

after school activities, banter, blocky, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, bully, Carefree, carefree days, childhood memories, feel, feeling, fun times, happy memories, Innocence, lego, Nostalgia, nostalgia trip, playing outside, precious moments, quality time, Relaxation, sibling bonding, sibling rivalry, Siblings, stepping, Youll

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	153
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Enchantments Applied:	274

Are you tired of the real world and just want to escape to a place where you can bully your brother in peace? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and relive those glorious after-school moments of tormenting your sibling without a care in the world. Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world. So come on in and let the sibling rivalry begin!

Nothing Burger Minecraft Madness

Blacked porn, burger, Confirmed, Damage assessed, IRan attack, madness, Minecraft, Negligible, nothing burger, Official IDF response, POSTPONED, racial sex shaming, turned back on

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop action and chaos! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, where an IRan attack gets confirmed as a hilarious misunderstanding and the official IDF response gets postponed because they’re too busy watching blacked porn. But don’t worry, the damage is assessed as negligible, just like the chances of you not laughing your pants off on this server. And if that’s not enough, we also have racial sex shaming turned back on for some added spice! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft adventures are written in the stars! #FateGrandOrder #NA #General

Adventures, Campaign, collaboration event, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, FateCraft, FateGrandOrder, FGO, Floating Island of Innocents, Future Materials, Future Quartz, general, Hai Ba Trung, mats, Minecraft, News, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Stars, summon, Summoning Info, Water Monsters Crisis, Written

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as summoning a 5-star Servant on your first try? Look no further! Our server is like the Water Monsters Crisis, but with creepers instead of sea creatures. Join us on the Floating Island of Innocents, where innocence is quickly lost as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

Our server is so lit, it’s like doing a Rank Up Quest with your friends while dodging TNT explosions. Need materials for your next build? Our Material Lookup tool will help you find everything you need faster than you can say “gacha luck.” And don’t worry about running out of coins, our Coin Calculator will keep you rolling in the dough.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, if you see a player with a diamond sword, run like you’re trying to escape a Berserker’s Noble Phantasm!

CraftyQueens: Where love blooms in pixelated blocks! Join now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Adventure, blocks, bloodline extinction, Blooms, CraftyQueens, hentai preference, Join, lack of attraction, love, Minecraft, personal choice, pixelated, romantic disinterest, SELF AWARENESS, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, societal pressures, VIRGINITY

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Towns Built:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are hot and the creepers are not! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was so obsessed with hentai that they forgot what a real woman even looked like. They spent all their days building pixelated waifus in Minecraft, never once feeling the need for human interaction. But little did they know, on our server, they would find a community of like-minded individuals who shared their love for blocky babes.

Join us and build your own harem of Minecraft maidens, explore our custom-built hentai-themed worlds, and maybe even find love in the form of a pixelated princess. Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world of waifus waiting for you?

So come on, join our server and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your one true love in the form of a blocky beauty. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic adventure!

Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Faces Are More Detailed Than Your Builds

2024.., Aesthetics, Analysis, animation, Anime, art style, Builds, character design, close-up shot, critique, detail, Detailed, digital art, discussion, Evolution, expressive, faces, futuristic, Japanese culture, Minimalistic, pixelated, Technology, trends, Weeb’s

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and mobs? Well, look no further because our server will transport you to the year 2024 where close-up shots in Minecraft look like something straight out of a blockbuster movie!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and build your own personal castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. Our server is so advanced that even the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you may stumble upon a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Pixelated Pandemonium: The AI Thread

ai, Artificial Intelligence, BIMBOS, discussion, empowerment, feminism, feminism movement, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, objectification, Pandemonium, pixelated, sexism, Sluts, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Technology, Thread, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1038
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	262	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	6887	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server out there – Bimbos and Sluts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamonds. But here’s the twist – the house was shaped like a giant high heel shoe! Talk about luxury living!

But that’s not all, folks. We have weekly fashion shows where players can strut their stuff on the catwalk and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive spa area where you can pamper your pixelated self with virtual massages and facials.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground nightclub where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and disco balls? It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft!

So come join us at Bimbos and Sluts, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our sense of style. See you on the runway, darling!

ColdWarCraft: Where predicting the real cold war is just as easy as predicting creepers!

China, cold, cold war, ColdWarCraft, Competition, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, EASY, forecasting, Future, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Irrelevant, power dynamics, Predicting, predictions, prognostication, real, russia, speculation, Strategic, Superpowers, US, War, World Order

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9934
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the most epic cold war showdown between the US and China! Forget about Russia, they’re totally irrelevant in this wacky world of blocky battles. Who knew Minecraft could predict the future so accurately? Come join the fun and see if you can change the course of history with your building skills and strategic gameplay. Let’s see who will come out on top in this crazy cold war showdown!

KimoiCraft: Where Creepers are Kimoiiii and Threads are Uwaaa!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us if you want to ride giant chickens into battle, build castles out of rainbow blocks, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Kimoooooiiii, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those sneaky threads, they might be plotting something…uwaaa!