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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4513 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 8069 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 141 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to train a virtual dog who constantly knocks down players, jumps on them, and scratches them. Watch as he chews on everything in sight, from virtual toys to Xbox controllers and even the virtual deck and furniture. But don’t worry, our stimulating virtual toys and sniffer treats will surely keep him entertained…or will they?
With a virtual yard that’s not fenced, you can witness firsthand the chaos as he digs holes into virtual foundations and tries to destroy the virtual neighbor’s fence. Will you be able to fill in the virtual holes before it’s too late?
Join now and experience the guilt of giving up on a virtual dog that you took in as your virtual responsibility. Will you choose the dog over your virtual husband’s happiness and financial stability? It’s a virtual dilemma like no other!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to handle this virtual mutt madness. Who needs reality when you can have all this virtual chaos at your fingertips?
