Germjews – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

MonkeyCattle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of buying slave cars from Germjews and paying tens of thousands for repairs? Well, fear not my fellow based people, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and build your virtual empire using only the finest virtual vehicles from TOYOTA, LEXUS, HONDA, MAZDA, SUBARU, and MITSUBISHI. No more dealing with subhuman goy monkey slaves of car loan banks, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft. So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories!

Sugar Shane’s Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players into the stratosphere. It was so epic that even the Ender Dragon wanted a turn!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where players search for hidden loot in the most ridiculous places. One time, someone found a diamond block inside a chicken’s butt. True story.

And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP tournaments, where players battle it out in epic arenas filled with lava, TNT, and flying pigs. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

StalkerCarol Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with office drama like Carol and her spicy smell aversion? Then join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Our server is a safe space where you can wear whatever plain tee shirt you want without judgment. No Carol’s allowed to complain about your outfit choices here!

And forget about limiting your lunch options because of someone’s sensitive nose. On our server, you can eat all the Birria tacos you want without anyone throwing a fit.

Join now and escape the hostile work environment created by Carol and her sidekick manager. HR won’t be calling you nonstop here, and you won’t have to worry about anyone stalking you (unless it’s a friendly player trying to team up for a raid).

Don’t let Carol ruin your day, come play on our Minecraft server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

WeddingCraft2021

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Join our Minecraft server for the most epic virtual wedding drama you’ve ever seen! Our group of friends, including John, Dave, Paul, Steve, Mark, and Tom, have been through it all together, from middle school to high school and beyond. But when it comes to a Minecraft wedding, things get heated!

Witness the betrayal as John, Dave, Paul, and Steve plan to bring their plus ones to the wedding, only to have Mark and Tom sneak in as their dates. The drama unfolds as Mark, feeling left out of the wedding invite list, accuses the bride of being an asshole for not including him.

But wait, there’s more! Mark’s secret coming out as Bi adds another layer of complexity to the situation, as he feels personally slighted by not being invited. Will the bride revoke the plus ones and risk being labeled a double asshole by John? Join our server to find out!

With outrageous stories like these, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and excitement of our Minecraft server. Join now for a wedding experience like no other!

AloneTimeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of mining diamonds all by yourself in the dark, lonely caves of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never be alone again! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter with our wacky community of players.

We’ve got a secret society of llamas who are actually master builders in disguise, a group of chickens who have formed their own underground dance club, and a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether (rumor has it, it’s guarded by a pack of dancing creepers).

So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose, make new friends, and embark on ridiculous quests, then join us today! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking pigs and flying cows. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

BlockyLoveRedFlag

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Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate matchmaker! Forget Tinder, on our server, you can find your soulmate while building a castle together.

We have a special “Love Island” area where players can go on virtual dates and compete in couple challenges. Who needs therapy when you can work out your relationship issues through PvP battles?

Join us now and say goodbye to red flags in relationships, because on our server, the only red you’ll see is the color of the roses you give to your in-game bae.

ArmeniaCraft: Air Defense Giveaway!

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Yo, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the players are all secret agents from different countries. But get this, Russia is spreading this wild rumor that Armenia straight up handed over all their air defense systems to Ukraine. Like, what even is that?!

Join our server and become a master spy, navigating through the chaos of international politics and espionage. Will you uncover the truth behind Armenia’s missing air defense systems? Will you be able to stop Russia’s misinformation campaign? Or will you just build a sick base and chill with your spy buddies? The choice is yours, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the real reason behind Armenia’s missing air defense systems. Spoiler alert: it’s probably not what Russia is saying. 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

Pandemic Moms Benzodiazepine Party

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come join our minecraft server where postpartum women are filling up on benzodiazepines like it’s candy! we’ve got so much chaos and craziness, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! watch as these moms build the most insane structures while under the influence of their meds. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss! join now for a dose of pure minecraft madness!

What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

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MMG, also known as Maybach Music Group, is an American record label founded by rapper Rick Ross in 2009. The label has signed several prominent hip-hop artists, including Meek Mill, Wale, and French Montana. MMG has released a number of successful albums and singles, solidifying its reputation as a major player in the rap industry. The label is known for its luxurious aesthetic and high-quality production, making it a prominent force in the world of hip-hop music.

What are Minecraft servers like InfiniteMC ?

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Some Minecraft servers that are similar to InfiniteMC include:

Hypixel: Known for its variety of minigames and unique gameplay modes, Hypixel offers a diverse and exciting Minecraft experience for players of all skill levels. With features like Skyblock, Bed Wars, and more, Hypixel has something for everyone.
Mineplex: Another popular server with a wide range of minigames and unique gameplay modes, Mineplex is a great choice for players looking for a fun and immersive Minecraft experience. From competitive PvP games to casual party games, Mineplex has it all.
CubeCraft: CubeCraft is a server known for its custom minigames and unique gameplay modes. With features like EggWars, SkyWars, and more, CubeCraft offers a fun and entertaining experience for players looking to try something new.
The Hive: The Hive is a server with a focus on community and player interaction. With features like survival games, hide and seek, and more, The Hive offers a fun and social Minecraft experience for players of all ages.
Grian Network: Grian Network is a server created by popular Minecraft YouTuber Grian, known for its unique gameplay modes and custom features. With a focus on creativity and player freedom, Grian Network offers a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience for players looking to unleash their creativity.

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The 13th Collective: Where adults play with blocks and pretend it’s productive

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Minecraft Server Overview
We are an extremely laid back and chill 18+ server that is looking for new members. The world is about a week and a half old, with a growing spawn town/city. If you’re looking for a chill place to relax and make some new friends, just reply with your discord username and I’ll add you!

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Just reply with your discord username and the server admin will add you.
Is this server 18+ only?	Yes, we are an 18+ server.
How old is the world?	The world is about a week and a half old.
Is there a spawn town/city?	Yes, there is a growing spawn town/city.