MonkeyCattle Minecraft Server

based people, car loan banks, cars for monkeys, Germjews, goy monkey, goycattle, Honda, Jewish, jewish dogshit, Lexus, Mazda, Minecraft, Mitsubishi, MonkeyCattle, Repairs, Server, slave cars, slopshit, subaru, subhuman, tens of thousands, Toyota, xd

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Towns Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of buying slave cars from Germjews and paying tens of thousands for repairs? Well, fear not my fellow based people, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and build your virtual empire using only the finest virtual vehicles from TOYOTA, LEXUS, HONDA, MAZDA, SUBARU, and MITSUBISHI. No more dealing with subhuman goy monkey slaves of car loan banks, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft. So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories!

SwerveCraft Minecraft Server

CARD, Competitive wrestling, desu, Fight card, grim, Minecraft, Moxley, Moxley vs Naito, naito, orange, ospreay, Ospreay vs Swerve, Pro Wrestling, Server, Swerve, SwerveCraft, Women’s matches, wrestling, wrestling event, Wrestling Matches, ZSJ, ZSJ vs Orange

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic matches and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Ospreay facing off against Swerve in an epic battle of blocky proportions! And that’s not all, we’ve got Moxley taking on Naito in a showdown that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

But wait, there’s more! ZSJ will be going head to head with Orange in a match that will leave you questioning the laws of physics in the Minecraft world. And let’s not forget about the Womeme matches, where anything can happen and chaos reigns supreme.

So why join our server? Because where else can you see such insane matchups and outrageous stories unfold in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

DiaperCraft Minecraft Server

able bodied, adult diaper, changing diaper, DiaperCraft, Elderly, EMBARRASSMENT, handicap stall, Long Time, Minecraft, modesty, OAB issues, personal hygiene, public places, public restroom, restroom, restroom facilities, Sams Club, sense of modesty, Server, wheelchair, wheelchair accessible

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of regular Minecraft servers where you have to worry about finding a restroom in time? Look no further, because our server is perfect for those with OAB issues! Join us and experience the luxury of using a handicap stall in-game, with extra room for all your diaper-changing needs.

But that’s not all – our server is also equipped with helpful NPCs who will check in on you and offer assistance if needed. Need help changing your virtual diaper? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Join now and be part of a community where embarrassing moments are embraced and shared. Who knows, you might even run into an elderly man in a wheelchair who understands your struggles. Don’t miss out on this unique Minecraft experience – join our server today!

ToddlerTechTakedown

AGGRESSIVE, common courtesy, Confront, distraction, electronic volume, Event, high volume, Hint, Mother, nap schedule, parenting skills, phone volume, public place, screen time, Speech, tablet volume, tiny beasts, Toddler, ToddlerTechTakedown, wedding reception

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of dealing with aggressive parents at public events? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual world is a safe haven where toddlers are banned from watching videos at high volumes during speeches. No more confrontations over parenting skills or screen-time choices – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical nap schedule that turns tiny beasts into peaceful players. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join now!

BingeCraft: Beg4NetflixShows

Beg4NetflixShows, binge watch, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, hidden gems, lesser known, must watch, Mystery, Netflix, Popular, Recommendations, series, streaming, Suspense, television, Thriller, trending, tv shows, Underrated

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Potions Brewed:	50

Are you tired of the same old boring Netflix shows? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of entertainment.

Imagine a world where you can binge-watch your favorite Netflix shows while also building your own virtual empire. That’s right, on our server, you can watch all the lesser-known binge-worthy shows while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who only appears when you least expect it. Will you be brave enough to face this mysterious creature?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate combination of Netflix and gaming. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Crisis, family, Hamas, home, hostage situation, hostages, idf, international relations, Israel, journalist, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, palestine, PixelPanic, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Terrorist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dragons Tamed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	770
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell you, it’s like, totally lit! we got this crazy story where IDF had to take down this Hamas terrorist and journalist who were holding three hostages in a house with their family. but, like, don’t worry, we got rid of all the bad guys and now it’s just a chill place to build and mine and stuff. come join us for some wild adventures and epic battles, you won’t regret it! #minecraftlife #crazyserver #joinusbro

Macron’s Camp Crushed: Le Pen’s Revenge

Anti-establishment, Camp, CONSERVATIVE, Crushed, Defeat, EU election, european politics, european union, Euroscepticism, far right, French election, French politics, Le Pen party, Macron, Macron’s camp, Macrons, Marine Le Pen, nationalism, pens, political parties, populism, Revenge, right wing, right-wing surge, Victory

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

haha u ever heard of a minecraft server where the french far right obliterates macron’s camp in the EU election? well, now u have! come join us for some epic battles and political drama in the world of minecraft. build ur own camp, rally ur troops, and take down the establishment like never before. who needs real politics when u can have this kind of chaos in a blocky world? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

MinecraftMindMastery

emotional well being, inner strength, mental fortitude, mental health, mental strength, mental toughness, Mental Wellness, MinecraftMindMastery, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self-care, self-empowerment, strength

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Star Shards Collected:	229
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical unicorn party mixed with a tornado of awesomeness! Like, imagine if Steve from Minecraft had a pet dragon that could shoot out rainbow fireballs and do the floss dance. That’s basically what you’ll experience on this server.

We got secret hidden dungeons filled with diamond blocks and gold apples just waiting for you to discover. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching a herd of wild chickens trying to outsmart a pack of creepers.

But the best part? The community is lit AF. We’ve got players from all over the world, from pro builders to redstone wizards. And everyone is super chill and friendly, like a bunch of pandas having a tea party.

So, if you wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure madness and mayhem, join our Minecraft server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on here in disguise, so you might even get to challenge him to a dance-off.

NPC-MC

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Active Development, bedrock, commands, Community, crate keys, Custom Plugins, Development, Discord, Economy System, java, NPC-MC, Rewards, Server, smp, SMP experience, Support, Survival, tags, Voting

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to NPC-MC, the ultimate SMP experience! NPC-MC boasts a fantastic community, unique custom plugins, an engaging economy system, and active development to keep things fresh. Both Java and Bedrock players are welcome.

1.20+

Show your support for the server by voting to earn great rewards, such as custom tags, crate keys, commands and much more!

Java IP: play.NPC-MC.comBedrock IP: play.NPC-MC.comDiscord: discord.gg/YMk3GPg2bH

play.npc-mc.com

HexArchon: Where everything is custom except for the players! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with custom worlds, items, mobs, skills, abilities, enchants, boss fights, dungeons, quests, land claiming, furnitures, decorative heads, events, Dynmap, and Wiki!

Abilities, Adventure, Boss, Bosses, chaotic, Claiming, Combat, Community, Custom, Customization, Decorative, Dungeons, Dynmap, Economy, Enchants, Events, Exploration, Feedback, Fights, Filled, FURNITURES, gameplay, Heads, HexArchon, Items, Join, Land, marketplace, Mechanics, Minecraft, mmo, mobs, Play, Players, Progression, Quests, Server, Skills, smp, Survival, Updates, Wiki, worlds

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Zombie Dances:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

HexArchon Server Overview

Description
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

Links

Our Values

Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles
Trust & respect
Dedicated updates

Gameplay Mechanics

Custom Mobs
Custom Items
Custom Enchants
Dungeons
Quests
Abilities
Stats
Auto Farms
Furnaces
Furniture
Player Shops
Pets
Fishing
Quality-of-life Improvements

Technicals

The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications:

CPU: Intel Core i9-13900K
RAM: 4800MHz 16GB
Storage: 512GB x2 NVME SSD
Hosted on the US East Coast.

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132).

Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

GovtGriefers Minecraft Server

B movies, b@t3, Bans, charges, client list, Cuties, dance moms, distributing lewd images, Epstein, Government, GovtGriefers, Hollywood, Hypocrisy, inappropriate images, J1, Legal, mainstream Hollywood, Minecraft, MINOR, Netflix, reddit, Server, SMUT

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Crops Grown:	2432	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of mainstream Hollywood and Netflix getting away with producing questionable content while you get banned for posting a harmless meme? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, from discussing controversial topics to sharing outrageous movie plots. Who needs Hollywood when you have a community like ours where you can freely express yourself without fear of getting banned? So come on in and let’s shake things up in the world of Minecraft!

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