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PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Towns Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ores Mined:	1229	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Animals Bred:	172
Void Armor Forged:	14	Towns Built:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	54	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!

CheatersNeverProsperMC

BETRAYAL, CheatersNeverProsperMC, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, love, loyalty, moving on, personal boundaries, Rebuilding trust., relationship advice, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, relationships, second chances, toxic behavior, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Mines Excavated:	4918
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers full of cheaters? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict zero-tolerance policy for cheaters, so you can rest assured that your diamonds are safe with us.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive club of elite players who have never even thought about cheating. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players dare to attempt.

So say goodbye to cheaters and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft fun on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating is death itself!