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German Women Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of German women who are secretly Minecraft pros! They may seem innocent and sweet, but don’t be fooled – they will destroy you in a PvP battle without breaking a sweat. Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they use to bribe new players into joining their faction. So if you want to experience the thrill of facing off against a group of badass German women in a virtual world, then this is the server for you! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of Minecraft madness! -
Pity Party Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!
But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!
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UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!
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MosqueMayhem Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u get bored of building the same old stuff in minecraft? well, this server is like a breath of fresh air, but not like the stinky kind, more like the fresh mountain air kind.u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a party in ur computer, but without the annoying people spilling drinks on u. we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.
and get this, we have the most epic pvp battles u have ever seen. it’s like watching two llamas fight over a carrot, but with swords and stuff. u gotta be quick on ur feet or u will be toast, like burnt toast, not the good kind.
plus, we have the friendliest community ever. u won’t find any trolls or griefers here, just a bunch of cool peeps who love to build and have fun. it’s like a big family, but without the weird uncle who always tells bad jokes.
so, what r u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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ArabianCraft: Hans Zimmer Edition
OMG u guys, dis server is like Saudi Arabia asking Hans Zimmer to remix their national anthem, like WHAAAT?!?! U gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a musical masterpiece, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. Imagine building a castle while listening to epic music composed by the LEGENDARY Hans Zimmer himself. It’s like living in a blockbuster movie but in Minecraft form. So come join us and experience the most epic Minecraft server of all time. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s gonna be LIT AF! -
RiseCraft – Where Autumn Falls
haha come join dis epic minecraft server where u can RISE like a beautiful flower in spring lolz. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur ex’s new bae. build a house out of rainbow blocks and watch unicorns prance around. we even have a secret portal to a land of endless pizza. so what u waiting for? join now and RISE to greatness! -
LycorisCraft 1.16-1.21.4 Minecraft server
The owner of the server “LycorisCraft 1.16-1.21.4” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.mc.lycoriscraft.ru
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🏰 Medieval MC 🏰
Medieval Minecraft Server Overview
Discord https://discord.gg/4wQGDwc2 Main Mods Ice and fire, Origins, Create, Ars Nevo IP Address 88.211.212.7:25565 FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Is the server for all ages?
A: The server is for players 18+ only.
Q: Are mod suggestions accepted?
A: Yes, we welcome mod suggestions from our community. However, please be aware that we have ongoing events and special lore in place.
Q: What is the current event on the server?
A: At the moment, we have a perma winter and darkness event called the Long Night. Players can band together to claim the sword Dawn and end the night. More lore about this event can be found in our Discord server.
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Enchanted Depths 1.20.2
Yo, bro, imagine this Minecraft server is like being a gay bottom getting horny for some blocky action! The anticipation builds up like waiting for a creeper to explode, but instead of running away, you’re running towards some hot pixelated action.You’ll feel the excitement bubbling up inside you like a lava pit ready to erupt. Your heart races faster than a minecart on a powered rail, knowing that some epic adventures are about to go down.
Join this server and experience the sensations that will make you crave more and more blocky fun. It’s like a whole new world of possibilities opening up to you, just waiting to be explored. So come on, dive in and let the madness of this Minecraft server take you on a wild ride!