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Battle Brits Minecraft Server

battle, battle cruisers, battleships, British military, british navy, Brits, german military, German Navy, Jutland, maritime history, military history, Minecraft, naval battle, naval fleet, naval strategy, naval superiority, naval tactics, Naval vessels, naval warfare, pre-dreadnoughts, royal navy, Server, World War I

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

MineCraftyHabit SMP

daily routine, Evening Routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyHabit, morning routine, personal growth, positive thinking, reading, relaxation techniques, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9638
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the cows can fly, the creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the grass is always green and the diamonds are plentiful.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can find. Plus, our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your real-life problems.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyAdults: FriendFinder

adult bonding, adult communication, adult community, adult companionship, adult connections, adult friend groups, adult friendships, adult networking, adult relationships, adult social activities, adult social circles, adult social life, adult social skills, adult socializing, adult socializing tips, adult support systems, CraftyAdults, friendfinder, friendship skills, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, socializing

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Are you tired of adulting and struggling to make friends in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, making friends is as easy as stealing diamonds from a noob! Join us and embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and bond over your shared love of pixelated pigs. Who needs awkward small talk when you can bond over a creeper blowing up your house instead? So ditch the adulting and come join us, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato next!

RostovRiot Minecraft Server

ablaze, Attack, Conflict, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, governor, headline, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, oil depot, RETALIATION, Rostov, RostovRiot, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mines Excavated:	4308	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperCo

activism, CraftyCreeperCo, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, digital rights, explosion, feminism, gender equality, internet, Korean, online safety, porn, privacy, rights group, sexual exploitation, social media, south korea, Technology, Telegram, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	28
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. We got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. But, like, the best part is the deepfake porn explosion! Yeah, you heard me right. We got Korean rights group-approved deepfake porn all over this server. It’s, like, no country for women, but, like, who needs ’em when you got deepfake porn, am I right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

DNADataCraft

Advanced technology, Bioinformatics, computational biology, computational power, computer science, data processing, data storage, DNA computer, DNA data storage, DNA storage, DNA technology, DNADataCraft, genetic information, information storage, long term storage, Longevity, new technology, petabytes, processing data, sudoku puzzles, Technology

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7305	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, fam, dis server be lit AF! We got a full DNA computer up in here, like whaaaat?! You can store petabytes of data in DNA for like, thousands or even millions of years, bro. And get this, we can even solve sudoku puzzles with this bad boy. Like, who needs regular computers when you got DNA computers, amirite? Join our server and experience the future of technology, where DNA reigns supreme and sudoku is life. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CraftyCo Minecraft Server

Business, CraftyCo, discrimination, equality, Ethics, freedom, LGBTQ, Minecraft, private company, RIGHTS, Server, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Zombie Dances:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom to discriminate against trannies! Just kidding, that’s totally not allowed. But what is allowed on our server is building the most epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to make your gameplay experience unforgettable. So come join us and see what all the llama drama is about!

LunchtimeLooter Minecraft SMP

activities, breaks, campus activities, campus life, college, Downtime, Eating, Friends, hobbies, leisure, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLooter, mental health, Minecraft, productivity, Recreation, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, studying, Time management

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Oh, forget about boring old lunch breaks in college! Join our Minecraft SMP and spend your breaks exploring a world filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures! Who needs a sandwich when you can feast on enchanted golden apples and roast chicken dropped by flying pigs?

Instead of studying for exams, you can battle giant spiders, ride on the backs of dragons, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Tuesday at 3 PM to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-floss the most feared entity in all of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring college breaks and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity! Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

YapCrafters Unite!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Tired of arguing with people who just won’t shut up? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of trolls and goblins to represent those annoying arguers. We even have a special “Yap for Conflict” mini-game where you can throw virtual pies at players who just won’t stop arguing. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than trying to reason with them in real life. So come join us and unleash your inner troll in a safe and hilarious environment!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile strikes, national security, nuclear weapons, provocation, russia, Russian territory, Server, SovietCraft, Strategic Concerns, Tensions, US, Warning, Western

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server and they were like “yo US, don’t even think about sending missiles into our territory or we will ban you from the server” like damn that would be some intense pvp action. join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are forged and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. plus, our admins are like the russian government, always watching and ready to strike down anyone who dares to challenge their authority. so come join us and experience the thrill of international conflict in the world of minecraft!

UkrainianF16FTW

Aerial kills, Air Force, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense technology, dogfight, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jets, fighter pilots, Military, national security, nato, Ukraine, ukraine news, UkrainianF16FTW, War

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3284
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	162
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s F-16s have scored their first aerial kills… IN MINECRAFT! fly around in your own virtual F-16 and take down enemies in the sky with your pixelated missiles.

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and weapons to use in battle. beware of the creeper army that guards the entrance, they may look cute but they will explode on you in a heartbeat.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come join now before the F-16s run out of fuel and the adventure ends!