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StupidCraft SMP – Are you Blockheads or what?

Blockheads, boomer coins, cryptocurrency, Decision making, diamondhanding, finance, german bond, growth, high risk, investing, long term, opportunity, patience, Risk, second chances, SEI, smp, strategy, stupid, stupidcraft, sui, tier returns, wealth

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Zombie Dances:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	692
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Join us and experience the thrill of $SEI and $SUI giving you second chances to make it big in the virtual world. Forget about boring old diamonds, we’re all about diamondhanding some freaking boomer coins that give you German bond tier returns!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Like the time when a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers on the server and had to team up to save the day. Or when a player built a giant rollercoaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and sent everyone flying into the stratosphere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

AirPollutionMC

air pollution, AirPollutionMC, community health, D-rated neighborhoods, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental justice, ER visits, fine particulate matter, health disparities, health equity, mental disorder, mental health outcomes, mental health risks, new york, Nitrogen dioxide, pollution effects, pollution exposure, public health, redlined communities, urban environments

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Magic Items Found:	1580	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Towns Built:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the air is so clean, you’ll never have to worry about mental health risks from air pollution again! That’s right, no more ER visits for mental disorders caused by nasty pollutants. Our server is like a breath of fresh air for your brain!

But wait, there’s more! Not only is our air cleaner than a freshly washed diamond sword, but our community is so redlined, you’ll feel like you’re living in the swankiest neighborhood in New York City. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones in our D-rated paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, insane, brain-damaged Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right? Let’s get crafting, baby!

OshiCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, AMBITION, Anime, Competition, determination, dreams, friendship, hard work, Manga, Minecraft, Oshi no Ko, OshiCraft, Passion, perseverance, Rivalry, Server, sports, success, teamwork, The eyes of a winner, Training, Underdog, Victory

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Votes:	1702
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Are you tired of being a loser in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is where winners are born! Join us and witness the power of the “eyes of a winner” as you dominate the virtual world like never before.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated landscape, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s more! As you continue your journey, you come across a group of friendly villagers who offer to trade with you in exchange for rare items like dragon eggs and nether stars. And just when you think it can’t get any better, you discover a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the mobs are all friendly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Eye of the Winner” – a mystical artifact that grants its wielder unimaginable power and fortune. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this eye will become the ruler of the server, with the ability to bend reality to their will and summon armies of loyal minions to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to wield the “Eye of the Winner” and become the ultimate champion of our crazy Minecraft world.

Minecraft SMP: /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #2023 – The Blocky Check-In

blocky, Checkin, general, hazbin hotel, Hazbin Hotel Booru, Hazbin Hotel Creator’s YouTube Channel, Hazbin Hotel Cytube Channel, Hazbin Hotel Episode Playlist, Hazbin Hotel Fics, Hazbin Hotel Full Episodes, Hazbin Hotel Official Website, hazbin hotel pilot, Hazbin Hotel Previous Threads, Hazbin Hotel Website, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Boss Episode Playlist, Helluva Boss Full Episodes, Helluva Boss Pilot, Helluva Boss Website, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, Minecraft, Psyanon Fanfic Recordings, smp, Team Rocket Edition

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Towns Built:	1
New Chunks Explored:	791204	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our Team Rocket EditionOP Template server where you can live out your wildest Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss fantasies.

Ever wanted to be like Charlie and rehabilitate demons in Hell? Well, now’s your chance! Build your own hotel and try to convince demons to check out into Heaven. Or maybe you’re more of a Blitzo type, running your own assassin business in the fiery depths of the underworld. With your trusty weapons specialist Moxxie, bruiser Millie, and receptionist hellhound Loona by your side, anything is possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane storylines, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of rabid ghasts. Join us for a chance to experience Hell like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Jump into the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our Hellish Minecraft world. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, babysitting responsibilities, blended family issues, boundaries with family, co-parenting struggles, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family resentment, Family Support, generational differences, parenting roles, refusing to help family, sibling rivalry, step-parenting challenges, stepfamily dynamics, stepsibling relationships

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4389
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics that make the Kardashians look tame.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, complete with a stepdad who expects you to call him “dad” but you just can’t bring yourself to do it. And don’t forget the stepsister who won’t let you near her baby but expects you to babysit on weekdays after school. It’s a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than an episode of Jerry Springer, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play Minecraft on our server and escape into a world of chaos and ridiculousness? Don’t be the odd one out, come join the madness today!

PixelPerfect SMP: Booty Blocks

blocks, BOOTY, PixelPerfect, smp

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	967647
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Oh, honey, on our Minecraft SMP, the most attractive feature on a person is definitely their ability to build a house that doesn’t look like a pile of dirt blocks stacked on top of each other! We’ve had some real winners come through here with houses that look like they were designed by a blind Enderman with no sense of style.

But hey, if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to show off your building skills and impress everyone with your architectural prowess. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of that special someone who can’t resist a good cobblestone castle.

So come on over and join us for some blocky shenanigans and maybe even find love in a world made of cubes. Just watch out for those creepers, they’re known for blowing up relationships faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

CheaterCraft: The Love Block Betrayal

BETRAYAL, BLOCK, Breakup, CHEATER, CheaterCraft, cheating boyfriend, cheating girlfriend, Cheating husband, cheating partner, cheating stories, cheating wife, DATING, Deception, dishonesty, ex, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Lies, love, relationships, Trust, unfaithful

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1284
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Are you tired of dating cheaters in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only cheating you’ll encounter is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is filled with players who are loyal to their virtual partners and will never break your heart (or steal your loot). Plus, we have a special “Cheater Island” where all the unfaithful players are banished to live out their days in shame. So come join us for a drama-free dating experience and build your perfect virtual relationship without any sneaky surprises!

CraftyMicroMania

control issues, CraftyMicroMania, distrust, employee management., employee monitoring, Employee morale, Employee turnover, Helicopter bosses, leadership, leadership style, Lower productivity, management style, Mediocrity, Micromanagement effects, micromanaging, Staff disengagement, talent retention, toxic work culture, trust issues, work environment, workplace culture

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Animals Bred:	15
Crops Grown:	4519	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we DONT micromanage you like those lame bosses do! we let you do your own thang and build the most epic creations without someone breathing down your neck!

we aint about that life of distrust and low productivity, we all about FUN and building cool stuff together! no turnover here, just a bunch of awesome peeps hanging out and creating amazing things!

so if you wanna escape the micromanagers and helicopter bosses of the real world, come join us and let your creativity run wild! we promise you wont regret it, unless you hate fun and epicness, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates fun and epicness?! not us, that’s for sure!

IslamCraft Minecraft Server

billion, cultural diversity, global religion, global unity, Islam, IslamCraft, Islamic beliefs, Islamic culture, Islamic faith, Islamic values, Minecraft, Muslim community, Muslim traditions, muslim unity, muslims, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious persecution, religious tolerance, Server, stop islam, world population

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Items Found:	1251	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so epic, even over a billion Muslims can’t stop playing it? That’s right, our server is so addictive that not even the power of Islam can resist its charm! Join us for crazy adventures, insane building competitions, and a community that is as diverse as it gets. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it’s been declared a national treasure in 17 different countries. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the talk of the town!

GatorHuntinMinecraftSMP

Adrenaline, Adventure, alligator, CAMOUFLAGE, Dangerous, Florida, gator hunting, GatorHuntinMinecraftSMP, hunting, hunting gear, hunting tactics, hunting trip, lie still, Nature, outdoors, reptiles, stealth, Swamp, swamp life, Thrill, wildlife

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crops Grown:	3987	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9226
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of gator hunting! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, here you’ll be dodging gators left and right while trying to stay alive.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tips and tricks to help you out. Like the time Jimmy tried to tame a gator and ended up riding it into battle against a horde of zombies. Or when Sally built a secret underground bunker filled with gator traps to protect her precious melon farm.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our gator-infested Minecraft SMP. Just remember, when you’re out gator hunting, you gotta lie real still…or else you might end up as lunch!

RentRage Minecraft Server

Boundaries, college student, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, coworker dynamics, emotional response, full schedule, Maturity, Minecraft, picking up shifts, rent struggles, RentRage, RESPONSIBILITY, retail job, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, shift coverage, Time management, unreliable coworkers, work ethic, work stress, work-life balance

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6251
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dragons Tamed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing school and work? Look no further, because on our server, we know the pain of dealing with unreliable coworkers like Katy and Jake.

Join our server and experience the satisfaction of telling off your lazy coworkers in a virtual world where you can escape the drama of real life. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show Katy and Jake who’s boss by being the most reliable player on the server.

Don’t let their excuses and guilt-tripping get to you, because on our server, you can focus on your own goals and achievements without being dragged down by their laziness. So come join us and unleash your inner boss while having a laugh at the ridiculousness of it all!