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StupidCraft SMP – Are you Blockheads or what?

Blockheads, boomer coins, cryptocurrency, Decision making, diamondhanding, finance, german bond, growth, high risk, investing, long term, opportunity, patience, Risk, second chances, SEI, smp, strategy, stupid, stupidcraft, sui, tier returns, wealth

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Join us and experience the thrill of $SEI and $SUI giving you second chances to make it big in the virtual world. Forget about boring old diamonds, we’re all about diamondhanding some freaking boomer coins that give you German bond tier returns!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Like the time when a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers on the server and had to team up to save the day. Or when a player built a giant rollercoaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and sent everyone flying into the stratosphere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

Cuz We Did SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, Cuz We Did SMP, Economy, Guns, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, PvP, Skills, Survival, survival server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	5054
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

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Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

Adventurer, age, Character building, character creation, circus, Community, criminal, Discord, Economy, firefighter, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, journalist, Mayor, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, paramedic, police officer, Requirements, restaurants, Roleplay, Seasons, Vaudeville, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, Confirmed, Eiichiro Oda, Fish-man District, Fish-Man Island, Fish-man Karate, Fish-men, Grand Line, Luffy, Manga, merfolk, Minecraft, new episodes, one piece, remake, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, Underwater, underwater world, upcoming season

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2695	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Potions Brewed:	185
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Divine Spears Created:	26

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

action-packed, Anime, Character development, emotional, Epic battles, fan favorite, great season, growth, impressive animation, INTENSE, long awaited, memorable, mha, Minecraft, never talk bad, NeverTalkBadAboutMHAAgain, powerful moments, Redemption, satisfying, smp, surprising twists, Thrilling, top-tier entertainment

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Eating disorders, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, family trauma, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental support, ParentalPwnage, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling illness, sibling support, toxic family dynamics, trust issues

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ores Mined:	8772	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

NoLoansNoProblems

cautious, Colleague, comfort level, cosign, dave ramsey, DEBT, financial decision, financial responsibility, Financial Security, government sector, loan, loan assistance, loan cosigner, loan guilt, loan refusal, loan rejection, NoLoansNoProblems, personal loan, PLATONIC, Trust, working relationship

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2279	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5910
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

Ancient Art, artisan, artisanal, Craft, Craftsmanship, CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP, creativity, culture, Dedication, Expertise, Handmade, heritage, History, learning, Master, Passion, Practice, skill, talent, Technique, tradition

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

BlockyBedDisaster

awkward conversation, awkward situation, bad experience, BlockyBedDisaster, cringeworthy experience, disappointing hookup, disappointing night, disastrous date, embarrassing hookup, Embarrassing moment, hookup gone wrong, hookup horror story, regretful encounter, regretful hookup, regretful night, regrettable decision, terrible sex, uncomfortable encounter, worst hookup, worst one night stand, worst sexual experience

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

Abuse, afraid, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, human rights violations, international law, international relations, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, naked, News, political tension, prisoners of war, russia, russia ukraine conflict, torture, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mines Excavated:	1400
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Mellow Meadows

bugs, building, Community, Conquest, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Exploration, fair, Fun, ideas, MCMMO, mellow meadows., Minecraft, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Ranking system, Skyblock, Survival, Trading, vibrant

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Potions Brewed:	36	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

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